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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Paint All
« on: April 29, 2007, 09:18:19 PM »
Adam487 has made exactly this in his server. I'll link this topic to him.

Duh, because he saw this thread.

 :cookieMonster:

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Clan Discussion / Re: New [USSR]
« on: April 29, 2007, 09:17:44 PM »
Creativity, get out.

LOLJKHAI<3.

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Paint All
« on: April 28, 2007, 11:32:11 AM »
I think your camera would be forgeted up.

 :cookieMonster:

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General Discussion / Re: The history of blockland
« on: April 27, 2007, 11:56:16 PM »
Circa 34 CE - Badspot "convinces" a potato and the ground to spend a drunken night together. A week later the ground reveals that she's late, much to the dismay of Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, who had a mighty crush on it at the time. Crucifixion follows, and it is rummored that the potato said something about "bloody Romans", prompting a guard to stab him with a spear.

Circa 34 CE (later) - The ground's pregnancy test come up negative. The grass is quite embarrassed.

Circa 35 CE - A potato pops out of a block, giving Caesar a fatal heart attack. The potato promptly names a salad after him as an appology; Jesus dances the fandango and gleefuly sends Caesar to Hell.

 Circa 476 CE - Another potato is born. At the same time, the Roman Empire falls. This is correlation, not causation.

 Circa 1453 CE - Mocheeze is born. At the same time, the Byzantine Empire falls. This is causation, not correlation.

1588 CE - Badspot and Mocheeze meet for the first time. At the same time, the Spanish Armada is defeated.

October 28, 1905 - Due to a lottery win, Badspot makes the Internet, creating the first known Internet web page ever.

January 31, 2003 - The birth of Blockland is heralded by a lumpy fart, various shrapnel formed the games spinoffs.

February 29, 2003 - Anarki begins rewarding hackers for ruining the game.

August 5, 2003 - Koden and Keal get drunk and delete their snakeues. They had a good laugh, passed out, woke up and agreed never to speak of it again.

September 16, 2003 - Ephilates is hired. Players riot, and are massacred by Blocko© minions. Known today as the Bedroom Massacre.

January 25, 2004 - Women are allowed to play for the first time.

December 13, 2005 - Number of player  finally hits 1,000,000. Not counting multis and bots, 72. Not counting the noobs, 6. Not counting the people who only play to spam the forums, 2. Not counting Badspot and Mocheeze, 0.

December 14, 2005 - Jason loses his virginity.

 January 3, 2006 - Players are given (and by given I mean allowed to pay for the privilege) the ability to put threads in the Off Topic forum section.

January 7, 2006 - Jason regains his virginity.
   
February 4. 2006 - Jason loses a little over half of his virginity.

April 1, 2006 - Blockland died in a splosed fire.

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Suggestions & Requests / Paint All
« on: April 27, 2007, 11:32:01 PM »
Yes. Including effects.

I want to make a ship then make it wiggle.

 :cookieMonster:

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: vehicles follow you :D
« on: April 27, 2007, 11:20:12 PM »
Automated vehicles?

* StoreClerk wants hundreds of horses chasing him.  :cookieMonster:

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AoT General / Re: What To Do To The Elderly
« on: April 27, 2007, 04:35:24 PM »
No. I tried to disinfect your clothes by burning them.

Note: Never burn virtual clothes.

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Clan Discussion / Re: Fleet [Caek]
« on: April 27, 2007, 04:31:04 PM »
*Message Begin* We are now trying to get past an asteroid belt in your solar system. Here is a very detailed representation of our voyage: *Message End*

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Clan Discussion / Re: Fleet [Caek]
« on: April 26, 2007, 08:29:19 PM »
*Message Begin* It seems we did not die, but rather evolved into people with square-shaped heads. It is confusing, but we are on a new course headed to Earth. *Message End*

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Help / Name Changing?
« on: April 26, 2007, 08:26:59 PM »
When it says "Register" next to player name what would happen if I erased "StoreClerk" and put "LOLOLOL" then hit "Register"?

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Forum Games / Re: Block Tower site
« on: April 26, 2007, 08:24:28 PM »
The block tower has been defiled.

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AoT General / What To Do To The Elderly
« on: April 26, 2007, 08:12:15 PM »

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Clan Discussion / Re: New [USSR]
« on: April 26, 2007, 06:46:13 PM »
I killed Sumz and he banned me.

 :panda:

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AoT General / THIS GAME SUCKS
« on: April 09, 2007, 04:35:52 PM »
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General Discussion / Re: 1st USSR build competition
« on: April 09, 2007, 04:35:24 PM »
LOL I MAKE PEN0R.

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