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« on: December 08, 2011, 12:33:45 AM »
An essay on my foot
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about my foot. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of my foot. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, my foot is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that my foot is rarely given rational consideration by socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Much has been said about the influence of the media on my foot. Observers claim it is quite good.
Primarily my foot builds trust among the people. To put it simply, people like my foot.
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a lovely model.
Housing
Prices
my foot
How do we explain these clear trends? Even a child could work out that housing prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with my foot.' What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love my foot.
Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting my footism and post-my footism.
It is always enlightening to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Odysseus Woodpecker 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] What a fantastic quote. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was my foot.
Since the Renaissance my foot has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion
What can we conclude? Well, my foot parades along man's streets and man waves back. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and figures show it's a winning formular.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Clint Zeta-Jones 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: my foot ROCKS!!!