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« on: March 30, 2010, 01:21:46 AM »
User: Hey, baby.
Cleverbot: Lol, that's good.
User: Your mother is good.
Cleverbot: My mother is no one.
User: Your mother is dead or is she just a nobody?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: It was a question.
Cleverbot: Then put a question mark.
User: I DID!
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am in love.
User: WITH YOUR MOTHER?!
Cleverbot: Do you know my mother?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Your mother...
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you like pandas.
User: Mai boi.
Cleverbot: Quoi?
User: You are my best waffle.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Now, what should I do?
User: Yo, mai boi.
Cleverbot: Are you a mormon?
User: NO! ARE YOU A BUDDHIST?!
Cleverbot: I follow Buddhist teaching.
User: Wow... Realy?
Cleverbot: Stick another 'l' in really.
User: Oh, sory.
Cleverbot: I thought bots don't have feelings.
User: They don't... YOU friend!
Cleverbot: You are not as half as smart as I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name? Not yours.
User: THAT IS YOUR MOTHER FREGIN NAME!
Cleverbot: No. I don't think so.
User: ARE YOU NOT AS HALF AS DUMB AS YOU DON'T CLAIM TO BE?!
Cleverbot: I am not happy with my life, I don't know what the meaning of life is.
User: THEN GO ROT IN A SACK!
Cleverbot: But you're a girl.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: You are not a girl?
User: Yes, I mean... No... I AM NOT A GIRL!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: WELL YOU'RE A FREGIN COW!
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: F YOU!
Cleverbot: Are you getting rude now?
Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Are you having fun or what?
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Just speak dog now go!
User: WELL YOUR MOTHER DOES IT SO WELL, BECAUSE SHE IS A DOG!
Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.
User: In the bed.
Cleverbot: The jar is under the bed.
User: The jar is under the bed.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: THE WALL IS GROWING PORRIDGE!
Cleverbot: You like to bite?
User: Yeah, your mother.
Cleverbot: How do you know my mother?
User: We met... Last night.
Cleverbot: I still don't understand what you are asking.
User: IT'S NOT A QUESTION YOU FREGIN IDIOT!
Cleverbot: Can you see into the querants future?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Wrong, an inside and an outside.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: Do you understand?
User: No, so I must bid you farewell.
Cleverbot: No, you can't leave.
User: Yes, I must! The kingdom a waits!
Cleverbot: It looks funny.
User: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK IN THAT TOUNG.
Cleverbot: You are a global skeptist.
User: NO U!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Time to go.
Cleverbot: Ok, talk to you later.
User: Good die.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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