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Forum Games / Re: Generic and Stereotypical Zombie Invasion Roleplay

« on: October 28, 2011, 11:34:42 PM »

Name: Max Hampton
weapon: A skateboard with sharpened trucks.
status: Alive-shocked
inventory: a can of spam, a backpack, a few paperclips, some chocolate, and a wrench
Civilian
mood: Terrified

Crud. Here I am, Max Hampton, a 14 year old orphan with more than a few close friends dead. And now in a truck I stole, just ran out of luck. The road in front of me caved in, and a few zombies in front of it. My skateboard wont be sufficient. thinking quickly, reenacting a scene from MacGyver, I take off a shoelace, tie it to the door handle, and tie the other end to the gear shifter. I hook a paperclip onto it, and attach a wrench to the paperclip for a counterbalance. When I open the door, the car, headlights on, will careen into the zombies and into the hole, hopefully duping the zombies into going in there. I open the door, jump out, and watch as the horde jumps into the hole, I take off, and I am still fleeing.

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Games / Re: top 5 gaming easter eggs.

« on: September 14, 2011, 09:25:53 PM »

Quote from: FrozenEye on September 14, 2011, 09:23:43 PM

Im sorry but no.

I kid you not, I was 8. That game a freaking lot of them, and to me, some of them were pretty funny. Plus the games I own that have good easter eggs were limited, so :p.

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Games / top 5 gaming easter eggs.

« on: September 14, 2011, 09:22:31 PM »

5. The Final grunt (Halo 3) In Halo 3, you can meet a secret grunt. I am not telling you what he says because im lazy and I forgot. :P

4. The Casino (Super Mario RPG) A super secret spot to find and play 3 minigames, but one of them sucked, sadly.

3. The Mushroom Tree (Veggie Tales, the Mystery of Veggie Island) Back when I was 8, I got this game. I was so excited and started playing it. I soon discovered that certain trees can be clicked on to cause mushrooms to grow. Why higher than others? Because this was the first easter egg I ever found.

2. The skulls (Halo 3) Skattered through Halo 3 are some of the hardest easter eggs to obtain. Skulls are like game modifiers that do stuff like double enemy health.

1. The entire game. (Veggie Tales, the Mystery of Veggie Island) I am not kidding, there is literally an easter egg in every room, whether it requires clicking, waiting, or accessing certain areas, I am not afraid to say that this game probably has the most easter eggs. Example, if you wait a long time, you can hear classical music, or being able to read bookshelves in the backround, access video clips, see mice, or turn on a mysterious cassete player. I swear, this game has some memorable eggs, and has a crapload of them too. You can even find props from the Show Veggietales, which was good at age 7.

So those are mine, please share yours. and btw, these are only from games I own.

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Games / Re: Killzone 3 Vs Halo Reach.

« on: August 29, 2011, 04:24:55 PM »

PS3 is stupid. Its obviously copying the Wii with Playstation Move. Anyone whos so bad the copy the wii is a moron. And Halo reach may not have good campaign, it owns all.

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Games / User Review: Stormiester99

« on: August 29, 2011, 04:23:18 PM »

Basically, this is simple, I get your gamertag, play games with you, and I review you.

Basically, I half made this so I can Rant about Stormieseter99. This guy will insult you, teamkill, and plays with stickies too much in Halo 3. I dont mean Normal kill, he teamkills, and always gets karma'd but he wont stop. He challenges you to fight in Halo 3, everytime he is about to get killed by you, he

A. Goes into forge mode and flies away.

B. Ends game

If he gets one point higher than you, he will end the game and win. If he knows you are better than him, you challnge him to one on one and Self Deletes while claiming that. "Your so bad, I wont try." The only reason I haven't deleted him is that he can still be fun for 5 minutes.

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; Nowhere to hide...

« on: July 23, 2011, 03:48:27 PM »

I wake up and remember I was sleeping in a tree, Well I was before I fell and woke up.
Well, time to move or something. I take a leisurely stroll through the woods while collecting items that may be useful. I find a bloodstained lighter on the ground. Fortunately it works. Im walking by a pinecone and stop. I remember that when you throw a pinecone in the fire, it kinda explodes. Not a large one, just enough to get ones attention. I realize If I can get some tree sap, I can make a grenade of sorts. The pinecone is the grenade while the tree sap delays detonation. Bear in mind this wont do actual damage, just works as a distractor. I pick up a few and put them in my backpack for when I need a distraction.

I stumble upon a clearing, and into the public park, roaming with infected and a handful of survivors. Time for a pinecone. I throw it at a nearby group who is stumbling towards the survivors, all unaware of my presense. After 5 seconds, which seems like an hour it creates an explosion large enough to get two of them top break away from the group. I realize I dont have any weapons, which the exception of my skateboard which can be uses a a melee weapon. I hold it by the back wheels and swing. The wheels connect to a head and I hear a hollow 'Thunk' noise. it drops, but is recovering.

I take a swing at the second one, which causes it to tumble backwards, onto the recovering first one. For good measure I take a few more swings until they are stilled. The fight went on like that for a long while, until all goes silent. I sigh in relief , but then spot a flock of birds, who are feeding upon the dead.

"Not good!"

As you might guess, zombie birds are worse than a single undead human, and the flock of now infected birds race to the living, which, about half of the flock flies towards me. Just my luck. I take off on my board, which isn't that fast, but fast enough, but I cant seem to lose them!

Status Hp: 65/100 Items, 5 now useless pinecones, my skateboard, my backpack, and my revolver, which I forgot about until now. and a ham sandwich with beef jerky. My name is Max Hampton, over and out.

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Games / Re: Your 5 least favorite game challanges.

« on: July 23, 2011, 03:30:39 PM »

I found him cheap
just for teh record, skate 3 is at the top because its the only one I havent passed yet.

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Forum Games / Re: Scrabble Slam

« on: July 23, 2011, 03:24:13 PM »

Pills here!

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Forum Games / Re: Fuse your name with the above poster's! 2.0

« on: July 23, 2011, 03:23:27 PM »

Quote from: HerpaDerp on July 21, 2011, 07:13:36 PM

Skyderp

aww... how insulting D:

SkyNewt

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Games / Your 5 least favorite game challanges.

« on: July 23, 2011, 03:17:17 PM »

Just list your 5 least favorite game challenges.

5. Halo 3, Tsavo Highway. The only reason this is here is because Every time ive played all my teammates die as I get to the brute fortress or because a checkpoint loads as I am 2 inches from a wraith mortar. Yes Im not super good, im somewhat good, but I still win usually.

4. Survival mode, last stage (Mystic Heroes). Once again, this is mostly due to skill level and having no teammates with about 6 bosses each stage with little/no pots which have a 50-50 chance of giving me a small amount of health.

3. The water temple, LoZ Ocarine of Time. Its a multilayered, complicated, bugged and frustrating level. Having to go to the 3rd page of the INV every time you want to switch your iron boots on/off (Very frequently and the INV reverts to page one every time it is closed). I still haven't passed it and by association I have come to hate Ocarina of Time, sadly.

2. The final boss, first stage (Sonic Heroes). Its hard, has cheap attacks, sometiems clunky controls, and is not fun.

1. Pool of tricks, Skate 3. What? Skate 3 on number one? But pool of tricks is so easy! You just handplant the chair, gap it, do a 2,500 point trick, do a one foot trick, grind above the light, get on the roof, transfer from point A to point B in one jump, tweak a 540 degrees grab, and then do a 720 spin! Too bad its almost impossible to not run out of time while doing this, That, and I've never been able to handplant the roof. Its spent about 15 tries on this stage, which it should've taken me 2! The only reason besides these is that everything is a piece of cake before It slams you across the face with this. If you feel the need to tell me you got this on your first try, im afraid your going to die, and im afraid im going to have to kill you.

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...

« on: July 23, 2011, 03:02:38 PM »

Quote from: Shortcut on July 22, 2011, 10:56:05 PM

Name: JOHN MARSTON Health: god mode Status: killing anything ~~that moves~~
Inventory: tar 21 w/ silencer ak-47 w/ red dto site m9 w/ tac nife cheese sticks tobbaco
Location: on the move

i started going to the hospital to see what was going on and these 4 peoples ran up to me. one of em had a red jacked on, and there was this old guy witha beard and stuff. so i shot them and then i went to red robins mm mm good and there were zombies there so i had to go to wendys but then there was a zombies there too

moron.

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