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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: December 15, 2016, 02:31:12 PM »

oh forget off already. it should be common sense that some jeep models wouldn't be the only vehicles in existence to exclusively utilize a rear-mounted gas tank. he asked about jeeps specifically and in 2013 they had a massive recall for the problem i mentioned, so the joke was more than relevant.

yeah my mom has a 2001 Cherokee that got that recall

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Off Topic / Re: Got "shamed" at school today. What do?

« on: December 15, 2016, 12:20:16 AM »

to me the crying laughing emoji in this situation looks like this

its like Haha what a cigarette
anyone who uses that and actually means it is usually just a richard themselves

the less you react the better, if someone asks you about it say you don't give a stuff, don't feed the trolls is an ancient internet saying that applies here, the less stuffs you give, the quicker everybody will lose intrest and the more mature you'll look in the long run for not caring about what other people think

also this because pageloss

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Off Topic / Re: dumb people at your school

« on: December 15, 2016, 12:06:47 AM »

There was this class party I was having one time and the class had that one bratty rich kid freshman who thinks being cool equates to being an ass. So the teacher greeted us all and told us to form a line for the table of snacks, anyway as everybody was getting up I threw out "Seniors first?" since the kid was next to me he said loud enough for me to hear "how bout stupid kids first?"
his friends started to chuckle... that is until I replied "be my guest."
☐ Not rekt

☑ Rekt

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Off Topic / Re: What is your IRL superpower?

« on: December 14, 2016, 11:58:34 PM »

i only weigh 148 lbs but i ate 2 double quarter pounders from mcdonalds for lunch today. how many lightweights can eat like that. if i were a betting man i would bet not many

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=305634.0

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Off Topic / Re: a musician construction worker uses what type of vehicle...

« on: December 14, 2016, 11:36:58 PM »

A tuning-forklift?

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Off Topic / Re: Got "shamed" at school today. What do?

« on: December 14, 2016, 11:35:35 PM »

the less you react the better, if someone asks you about it say you don't give a stuff, don't feed the trolls is an ancient internet saying that applies here, the less stuffs you give, the quicker everybody will lose intrest and the more mature you'll look in the long run for not caring about what other people think

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Off Topic / Re: What is your IRL superpower?

« on: December 14, 2016, 11:25:22 PM »

knowing the make and model and approximate year of pretty much every car on the road (even when I was 5 or 6 years old)

boring everyone with irrelevant facts about cars

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: December 13, 2016, 08:23:58 PM »

hey forums, its illegal to have tire chains in Michigan, how bout where you guys live? I know its legal in Washington and a few other states

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Off Topic / Re: This girl likes me, and I like her | How do I ask her to officially be my GF?

« on: December 12, 2016, 10:19:18 PM »

in the pusillanimous individual?


But I was thinking that I could get alone with her. Get real close to her ear, like. Less than an inch away from her ear. And whisper in the softest voice I can.. 'nut'.

im just imagining your avatar doing what you just said, if it were me id call the cops

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Off Topic / Re: dumb ways to die

« on: December 12, 2016, 10:16:46 PM »

swallow a throwing star and then stand directly under the magnet at the scrap yard

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: December 12, 2016, 06:30:49 PM »

not so often a car this nice comes up on craigslist
holy stuff I want this, if only it were 4wd
https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/5915539500.html

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Off Topic / Re: girl is into me, but she's a freshman

« on: December 11, 2016, 09:46:39 PM »

suggestions?

1: go over there
2: don't forget her
3: be friends

stick it in her pooper

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: December 10, 2016, 02:00:44 PM »

getting new wheels + winter tires for my car. we had our first (unexpected) huge snowfall before i got out of work and i had to deal with rwd + summers + no weight in the trunk. just upshifting - in a straight line!!!!!!!!!!! - was enough to upset the drivetrain to the point of breaking traction in the rear. i kept it in second up to 40 mph and didn't go any faster than that. adaptive braking really loving with me so i turned it off along with traction control and things got a lil easier

needless to say i had my hazards on for most of the ride home lol. usually takes 30 minutes but last night took me 80

yeah dude roads have been ass around here all weekend, I luckily put the winter tires on my camry last week but im still losing traction on launches

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Off Topic / Re: Cat Thread

« on: December 07, 2016, 05:00:47 PM »

o thot it was car thread


Quote from: Stocking on October 01, 2013, 12:48:52 AM

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Lord Tony needs help getting to Georgia!

« on: December 07, 2016, 04:54:22 PM »

sorry dude cant help

college tuition = rip bank account