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It's in page 4.
Anyway:

22:07 - Dav1959: about that mouldy cheese toastie.
22:07 - SavageCorona: lol
22:08 - Dav1959: that was the worst stuff i ever had..
22:08 - Dav1959: yeah, i'd better stop describing, it was sick :/
22:08 - SavageCorona: i once had undercooked chicken wings
22:09 - SavageCorona: i shat pellets
22:09 - SavageCorona: and it wasn't like
22:09 - SavageCorona: one at a time
22:09 - SavageCorona: it's was a shotgun blast
22:09 - SavageCorona: but not just a normal one
22:09 - SavageCorona: more like a 10-barrelled shotgun
22:09 - Dav1959: lol
22:09 - Dav1959: minigun
22:10 - Dav1959: basically mine was a scattergun
22:10 - SavageCorona: it then came out in a stream like a minigun
22:10 - Dav1959: it was like a volcano
22:10 - Dav1959: the whole side of the toilet was brown
22:10 - Dav1959: slowly slipping down
22:10 - SavageCorona: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrb7_XIIbhI
22:11 - SavageCorona: that is all
22:11 - Dav1959: into the brown much below.
22:12 - Dav1959: im surprised she didn't give birth.
22:12 - SavageCorona: lol
22:12 - SavageCorona: skip to 1:50
22:12 - SavageCorona: to get your metaphor
22:13 - Dav1959: lol

22:19 - SavageCorona: my fingers smell of poopu
22:19 - SavageCorona: even though i used a glove
22:19 - SavageCorona: because i didn't take a shower
22:19 - SavageCorona: ;-;
22:19 - Pacha: god you dont finger yourself outside of the shower dumbass
22:19 - SavageCorona: you can after
22:19 - SavageCorona: most of the time
22:20 - SavageCorona: it was safe like one time
22:20 - SavageCorona: it's why i use a glove if i cbf to take a shower though
22:20 - SavageCorona: it's hard to do it in the shower ;-;
22:20 - SavageCorona: no lube
22:21 - Pacha: bring the lube
22:21 - Pacha: in the shower
22:21 - Pacha: DURR
22:21 - SavageCorona: i use petroleum jelly

21:12 - SavageCorona: send me pic of you
21:12 - SavageCorona: :>
21:14 - Frontrox: Um
21:14 - Frontrox: nu
21:14 - SavageCorona: y u no
21:14 - SavageCorona: i sent pic of me
21:14 - SavageCorona: i even let you think about me in the shower
21:15 - SavageCorona: i mean what
21:15 - Frontrox: What
21:15 - Frontrox: No
21:15 - Frontrox: lol
21:16 - SavageCorona: i will though
21:16 - SavageCorona: :3
21:16 - Frontrox: Think of me in the shower?
21:16 - SavageCorona: no
21:16 - SavageCorona: let you think of me
21:16 - SavageCorona: idk what you look like
21:16 - Frontrox: You can' stop me anyways!
21:16 - SavageCorona: with mind probes i can actually
21:17 - Frontrox: Come at me
21:17 - SavageCorona: can i give you my brown town probe
21:17 - SavageCorona: it links to your brain
21:18 - Frontrox: Um
21:18 - Frontrox: no
21:18 - Frontrox: lol
21:19 - SavageCorona: i'm not talking about brown town probes
21:19 - SavageCorona: if you know what i mean
21:19 - Frontrox: Oh
21:19 - Frontrox: Your richard?
21:19 - SavageCorona: yes :>
21:19 - Frontrox: Yeah I can take you
21:19 - Frontrox: ;)
21:19 - SavageCorona: threeway with pacha? :>
21:19 - Frontrox: Yeah sure

19:25 - SavageCorona: You know his name wasn't really Jesus Christ, right? Jesus is just the Greek translation of Yeshua, which translates from Hebrew to Joshua. But his name wasn't Josh Christ, either, since his parents weren't Joseph and Mary Christ. So it's really not blasphemy to say "Jesus Christ", because it's not taking the right name in vain.
19:25 - SavageCorona: Isn't religion fun?
19:25 - Pacha: i dont like religion
19:26 - SavageCorona: i'm atheist so smd
19:26 - Pacha: i dont even know what the forget i believe in
19:26 - SavageCorona: seriously smd.
19:26 - Pacha: but
19:26 - Pacha: how ;-;
19:26 - SavageCorona: give me $500 for a plane trip
19:27 - SavageCorona: plus $50 for the train ride to london
19:27 - Pacha: ok but first i'll need
19:27 - Pacha: your name
19:27 - SavageCorona: or however much it is i guess $50
19:27 - Pacha: your address
19:27 - SavageCorona: what
19:27 - SavageCorona: no
19:27 - SavageCorona: i'm coming there
19:27 - SavageCorona: you're home alone
19:27 - Pacha: oh yeah
19:27 - Pacha: good point
19:28 - SavageCorona: what state are you in anyway
19:28 - SavageCorona: i might actually move to america when i get enough money and a job there
19:28 - Pacha: Illinois
19:28 - Pacha: Chicago
19:28 - SavageCorona: hote
19:28 - SavageCorona: that is actually where i was going to move to
19:28 - Pacha: !!!
19:28 - SavageCorona: THE PROPHETS WERE TRUTHFUL
19:29 - SavageCorona: if i did would you actually dump your bf for me <3
19:29 - Pacha: maybee~
19:29 - SavageCorona: or have a threeway.

08:50 - SavageCorona: man
08:50 - SavageCorona: my stomach
08:50 - SavageCorona: it hurts
08:51 - Pacha: go eat something
08:51 - Pacha: make like a sandwich or something thats easy to make
08:51 - SavageCorona: sandwich for breakfast
08:51 - SavageCorona: kden
08:51 - SavageCorona: seems legit
08:51 - Pacha: i eat fish for breakfast
08:51 - Pacha: shut up
08:51 - SavageCorona: i eat bread sandwiches
08:51 - SavageCorona: stfu
08:52 - SavageCorona: it's easy
08:52 - SavageCorona: all you need to do
08:52 - SavageCorona: is take 3 slices of bread out
08:52 - SavageCorona: then eat them as one
08:52 - SavageCorona: and you have a bread sandwich
08:52 - Pacha: 10/10 amazing sandwich
08:52 - Pacha: would eat again
08:52 - SavageCorona: would eat again
08:52 - SavageCorona: forget
08:52 - Pacha: HA
08:52 - SavageCorona: 10/10 conversation
08:53 - SavageCorona: posting in topic

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