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Off Topic / Re: Engrish
« on: July 09, 2010, 11:32:14 PM »
Where would I put it?
Btw, I WILL have a good time with the desk lady.
Btw, I WILL have a good time with the desk lady.
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http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/400c6fdf-024e-482e-bb48-bb4bff7eec5a.jpg
Fail.
Post more.
I can has lols.
Fail.
Post more.
I can has lols.
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Games / Re: D&D: Why is it evil?
« on: July 09, 2010, 09:54:10 PM »
I play/dm myself, and one group I was in was kicked out of the local library due to these rumors. Oots is amazing.
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Games / D&D: Why is it evil?
« on: July 09, 2010, 07:10:22 PM »
I have heard many rumors concerning the fact that Dungeons and Dragons can corrupt people, causes them (not their characters) to cast spells, and other EVILOLOLOL stuff. Is there anyone out there who actually believes this?
If so, why?
If so, why?
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General Discussion / Re: I have had a dream about Blockland.... LOL.
« on: July 09, 2010, 03:42:03 PM »
...Do you usually have dreams this specific?
Most of mine have nothing specific in them, just me running very, very slowly.
And occasionally jumping/flying.
Most of mine have nothing specific in them, just me running very, very slowly.
And occasionally jumping/flying.
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Off Topic / Re: Ctrl + V game.
« on: June 26, 2010, 09:56:27 AM »
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
Guess who all of these quotes are from!
to whomever gets it right.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
Guess who all of these quotes are from!
to whomever gets it right.
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Help / Weather effects in buildings
« on: June 25, 2010, 09:16:38 AM »
Is it possible to build something (like a base in the artic) without the snow going right through the bricks?
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Gallery / Re: Post your: Dear Lord pics.
« on: June 23, 2010, 07:30:33 AM »
Dear lord! Arc noms puppies?! And why is the devil... doing that... thing... to jesus?
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Gallery / Re: giraffe duck
« on: June 22, 2010, 04:03:03 PM »
This should be made into a movie, starring Jack Black, Jackie Chan, and a homeless person all as the giraffe duck. Jackie Chan would be the bottom (Kong Fu Giraffe), Jack Black would be the head (Talking Giraffe), and the homeless person would be the neck. Lady Gaga would be the flamingo.
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Gallery / Re: Chuck Norris
« on: June 22, 2010, 03:41:28 PM »
Hmm...
How did you do that? And why does the second pic make me hungry?
....nomnomnomomnom
Ninja edit: First! Hoorah!
How did you do that? And why does the second pic make me hungry?
....nomnomnomomnom
Ninja edit: First! Hoorah!
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Off Topic / Re: What would you do for... Game
« on: June 19, 2010, 10:19:14 AM »
Prove he exists, thus disproving him and god.
What would you do to have a complete set of any collectable item in the world/multiverse?
What would you do to have a complete set of any collectable item in the world/multiverse?
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Off Topic / Re: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart
« on: June 16, 2010, 12:20:31 PM »
372. Yell "WOW! That's a low price!" and slap anyone that tells you to be quiet.
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General Discussion / Re: Drive back home (Scary Story) (Ending Done)
« on: June 16, 2010, 12:14:47 PM »
I like the "come back to life idea." You can have him come back as a vampire, and hunt down some guy, and have it all end in a loop.
"Pain. Pain is all I can feel. And a hunger. As I slowly return to the land of the living, I feel a sensation leaving me, almost like a memory slipping away. I open my eyes, and stare into another's. My creator."
"Pain. Pain is all I can feel. And a hunger. As I slowly return to the land of the living, I feel a sensation leaving me, almost like a memory slipping away. I open my eyes, and stare into another's. My creator."
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General Discussion / Re: What's That Build Thing That Looks Sorta' Dull On The Website Page?
« on: June 16, 2010, 11:47:56 AM »
I've always wondered what it was too.
This should be a default build, yo.
-10 points in you believed me!
This should be a default build, yo.
-10 points in you believed me!
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Suggestions & Requests / Re: Generator, Plz
« on: June 05, 2010, 08:03:29 AM »
DUR HUUUR YOU SO FUNNY DUUUURRRRR
Seriously, though. I am not the best builder ever, and would like something like this.
If you have a problem with giving someone your build (even though they WONT take credit for it) just say so (or dont post at all)
Seriously, though. I am not the best builder ever, and would like something like this.
If you have a problem with giving someone your build (even though they WONT take credit for it) just say so (or dont post at all)