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Off Topic / Re: Oh God, they have finaly done it.

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:44:31 PM »

The worst part is that the dead body was actually missing its torso, so it was just a pare of legs and an ass. The black guy put his richard in her stomach, vagina, every wound or hole he can find.

FFFFFFUUUUCCK YOOOOOUUUU

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Off Topic / Re: My snake is bleeding!

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:31:21 PM »

Wh...What do I have to do to do this amazing thing myself?!! :D:D:D:D
How?

Use a tube, lubricate kitten, shove like crazy.

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Off Topic / Re: Self Deletemouse.avi - deleted scene

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:29:59 PM »

I don't get it.
If the story was true (Which obviously isn't)
Why the hell was the film even created?
Who would even make such a thing?

4chan.
The more people believe copypasta, the harder they lol.

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Off Topic / Re: Oh God, they have finaly done it.

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:29:08 PM »

No, it was in the random topic. I saw a black dude loving a corpse, and a half eated dead baby.

FFFFFFUUUUCCK YOOOOOUUUU

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Off Topic / Re: My snake is bleeding!

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:27:20 PM »

I'll remember those two posts. I have one question though. What the hell made this kid masterbate with a TUNA JAR?? Did he like, lose a really bad bet?

He doesn't like using his hand, I guess.

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Off Topic / Re: Self Deletemouse.avi - deleted scene

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:26:47 PM »

the evil eye made my nose bleed.

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Off Topic / Re: Oh God, they have finaly done it.

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:24:59 PM »

What were you doing in the hentai section of 4chan anyway?

Looking for intelligent and witty articles on nutrition.

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Off Topic / Re: What would you do if I said?

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:15:45 PM »

I would say that I would fry you and eat you
What would you do if I said I was actually an intelligent cat that managed to learn how to type from its owner?

I would kindly direct you to your friends at lolcats.com.

What would you do if I said I ate shoes and shat pancakes?

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Off Topic / Re: What would you do if I said?

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:12:17 PM »

I would ignore you.

What would you say if I said I had a wii which I do.

I would suggest you combine it with a tuna jar.

What would you say if I gibbered wildly?

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Off Topic / Re: Skyler97's snake is bleeding

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:10:25 PM »

Same.

If we don't get a cast, he may never be the same. Either from the embarrassment, or the genital laceration...

Why did this need a topic?

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Off Topic / Re: if today was your last day and you knew it

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:08:57 PM »

I'd be the guy in the crowd, near the back. I'd wait for you to explode, delay a few seconds, then start clapping in hope of others to join in.

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Off Topic / Re: Self Deletemouse.avi - deleted scene

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:03:06 PM »

That story contradicts itself, If the employee shot himself, how would the guy writing the letter know details of what he watched?

ITS FAKE

BUT ITS loving DISTURBING

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Off Topic / Re: Lent

« on: February 18, 2010, 10:01:00 PM »

Maybe you've been put through private schooling and are really smart.

Now you're pulling at straws. xD
No, i'm not smart. Pretty average. I just insist on not being a richard on the internet when it sounds serious.

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Off Topic / Re: Ryuu's "life"

« on: February 18, 2010, 09:42:41 PM »

Argh, forget Skyler's snake, my eyes are bleeding.

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Off Topic / Re: Ryuu's "life"

« on: February 18, 2010, 09:41:43 PM »

You've ruined my day.
Time to slaughter thousands on Prototype to get that out of my skull..