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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - unevorses

« on: August 31, 2013, 03:41:38 AM »

A few hours later a invasion force of around two thousand ships warps above Epsilon Eridani BB again, a red semi-transparent glow residing around the ships which are mostly colonial cruisers and battle cruisers. After a minute of hovering again the force would spread out as they'd begin warping themselves lower to the planet's surface, charging up what appear to be extremely large lasers, a one-way transmission is sent to the TE, "It's a shame really, you intervene in the harmless act of a small colony which would be erected in a remote, uninhabited area of the planet by warping our ships away... Now we have to be more aggressive..."

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - unevorses

« on: August 31, 2013, 02:31:31 AM »

Stay the forget back.

3ID systems at an unrevealed location remove the ships and teleport them elsewhere in the universe.

M8. Let me in.

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Forum Games / Re: Write your own story or sentence with given words!

« on: August 30, 2013, 11:39:17 PM »

It was a rainy night in boston, and my butt hole had a nice plug which was in fact a surprisingly small lawnmower which cut up a dogs vagina in the morning and cut up a snake in the afternoon on a daily basis but could never cut up umbrellas... And it dreamed of going to urstar fish.


Four words: Mcdonalds wendies aids diabetees

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Forum Games / Re: Write your own story or sentence with given words!

« on: August 30, 2013, 11:32:06 PM »

Back in grade school, I'd always ride my bike over this really old wooden bridge on the way back from school... It was the longest route home I know, but riding my over that bridge was peaceful, until I fell off. Needless to say I don't ride my bike over that bridge.

Here's 5 words: John Kennedy forgets Small Children

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Off Topic / Re: Sister Killed as 8-Year-Old Boy Drove Car

« on: August 30, 2013, 10:29:35 PM »

So I ended up replying to Julia Clark calling her a idiotic cunt and stuff but I don't think moderation liked that too much and didn't let me post the comment.

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Off Topic / Re: Search your first name in Google images and add 'The Hedgehog"

« on: August 30, 2013, 10:28:20 PM »

This is okay I guess

Better than this:

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Off Topic / Re: Sister Killed as 8-Year-Old Boy Drove Car

« on: August 30, 2013, 10:11:58 PM »

it's his fault technically but what 8 year doesn't want to drive and doesn't think they can't drive?

True true, but technically it's his fault that's what I was meaning.

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Off Topic / Re: Sister Killed as 8-Year-Old Boy Drove Car

« on: August 30, 2013, 10:07:20 PM »

I'm wondering whether I should point out how much of a idiotic bitch that Julia Clark person is in the comments or not. I'm just not sure if I should go through the trouble of registering to do so.

well forget

also they have to question the boy, once (and if) they do that ill determine who to blame

I'm not trying to be mean or anything but if anyone's at fault it's the 8 year old boy for even attempting to drive. But I have to say, that's one hell of a 8 year old kid if he can drive 3 miles away from his home and backtrack without crashing, but nonetheless a tragedy.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - unevorses

« on: August 30, 2013, 08:31:19 PM »

11 Conservatian ships warp in above Epsilon Eridani BB simultaneously, 5 Colonial Cruisers, 5 Cargo Ships and 2 Battle Cruisers.

The ships would slowly begin to descend down to the planets, the Colonial Cruisers emitting a loud Hum which can be faintly heard from the planets surface.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - unevorses

« on: August 30, 2013, 03:15:14 AM »

Uh hi.

Holy Conservatian Empire
aka Conserves
Live on your knees, or die standing.

National Anthem

Government Type: Monarchy
Legislature: Order of the King/Queen.
Economy Type: Mixed

Country/ies Based Off: My backyard
Demonym: Conservative
Population: 14,000,000,000 (cause people like to bitch)
Language(s): All da humin languages, Khonian
Currency: Golden Lions
Currency to USD worth: 1GL = $50 USD

Capital: Vera Coast
Major Cities: ALL of the major cities.

Alliances: Stellastria
Trade Partners: n/a
Organization(s): Imperial Covenant

DEFCON Level: 5

Military:

Royal Conservatian Army
RCA Theme

Notable Soldiers:
Kai Winters, David Jameston & all the other supersoldier fegs and POW pilots.

Gigamen (Beast Variant, this pic is kinda a spoiler to an anime if you haven't read the manga so yeah click if you want.)
Experiment AA-1A "Land Sharks"
Experiment AB-1A "Supersoldiers" variant A and B
Infantrymen
Light Infantrymen
Heavy Infantrymen
Special Forces
Military Police (EMPD, CMPD)
Military Police MWF
Standard Military MWF
Military MWF Item Tansportation Variant
MSM-01
Law Enforcement (ELE, CLE)
UTV
UTS
EGS
CGS
CC
BC
ODP
Drop Unit
DS
GMC
POW War Frame
-wip-

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Off Topic / Re: Anxiety for my Dad

« on: August 22, 2013, 12:05:29 AM »

Who but Mounds Bar to cause stuff on a topic about someones fathers life at risk?

On-topic: I hope that your father recovers from his current state.

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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...

« on: August 21, 2013, 08:29:06 PM »

Cookiez, how is this possible?
I've been in public school all my life and I've only hit on 3 girls and they all dropped me.
You just get girls to loving swarm all over you.

Cookies, how wealthy are you?

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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...

« on: August 21, 2013, 08:13:48 PM »

Today was my first day out of homeschooling.
(I'm not socially awkward haha)

Ah I see, that may be why you gained the attention you did...

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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...

« on: August 21, 2013, 08:08:41 PM »

Also what you guys gotta remember is that this is like a WHOLE new experience for me. Like my mind was  blown when I figured out at how busy life was in public school lol.

Sounds to me like you were home schooled for quite a bit? Or up until now even?

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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...

« on: August 21, 2013, 07:42:12 PM »

speaking of first days of school

my first days were pretty good actually, the teachers are nice an-

loving stuff HELP ME GET ME AWAY FROM MY CLASSMATES

THEY'RE THE PEOPLE WHO THINK FARTING ON PEOPLE AND EVERY JOKE/VIDEO ON IFUNNY AND VINE IS FUNNY AND THINK I LOVE Riddler, THERE'S ONLY A COUPLE SANE PEOPLE IN MY CLASS BUT THE TEACHERS ARE THE ONLY SANE ONES

HELP
S.O.S.

Please consult the nearest kitchen knife for evacuation.