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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...
« on: August 21, 2013, 07:08:19 PM »im the guy that that gives you a beat.
no dont hurt me help i need an adult
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no dont hurt me help i need an adult
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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...
« on: August 21, 2013, 06:58:51 PM »you're either my friend a menace or a woman. what'll it be???
I'm the guy who brought Hercules here down to his knees, begging in mercy as tears stream down your face as I hold your testicular sack within my right hand, gripping it tightly after I've ripped it off. I'll draw back my right hand and the punch you in your mouth, and let go, allowing your balls to slide back into your throat and I'd force you to swallow them whole. I'll then cherish in my success as I brought down who is clearly the most strongest individual on this forum.
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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...
« on: August 21, 2013, 06:51:34 PM »good. you either get three things, a handshake, a slap on the hand or a beat.
If you were to shake my hand, I'd break your wrist.
If you went to slap me, I'd grab your wrist and upper arm and flip you the forget over.
And if you tried to beat me down, I'd let you choose where your balls go after I rip them off.
#getonmylevelmateillbeatthestuffoutofyoukidyoubetterrunhometoyourdadhestheonlyonewhocansaveyounow
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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...
« on: August 21, 2013, 06:48:09 PM »this is what happened:
i encountered a "bully" he said he was gonna beat me up so i beat him.
countered.
Oh man, I bet you're the toughest kid at school, I don't wanna cross paths with you dude.
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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...
« on: August 21, 2013, 06:42:24 PM »maybe you should use paragraphs instead of one giant crap ball.
Watch out cookie, he may beat you up and take your lunch money.
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Off Topic / Re: First day at school was, interesting...
« on: August 21, 2013, 06:39:26 PM »no. some guy was like "new kid, this is our school." so i kicked his ass and everyone was like "whoa"
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Off Topic / Re: Hearing "urgaurga"
« on: August 21, 2013, 05:40:05 AM »
Clearly your inner self is trying to break free, and is making itself sound like it physically there and coming from other various locations around you, depending on where you are of course. It's a side effect of something great to come, now you must sacrifice a virgin child to the gods of murder and let yourself be reborn.
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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - the 22nd century
« on: August 20, 2013, 08:38:24 PM »
bad aliens are best aliens, if i weren't so much into gmod rp right now you'd all be this
I do believe I told crispy I was gonna do that.
I do believe I told crispy I was gonna do that.
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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - the 22nd century
« on: August 20, 2013, 12:43:32 AM »Can I be a new race, Psecrys? They're a kind of non-material being that appears as a ghostly smoke that can change forms, and frequently appear in a hood and cloak. Rather than eating or drinking, Psecrys get their energy by stealing heat from other objects. It's rather inefficient, so they have to seriously chill objects to get a meaningful amount. They can use this energy to move objects (from a distance or up close, but moving objects from a distance requires stupid amounts of energy) or to warp, which happens to cost a LOT. The downsides to them are that everything around them gets colder over time, and they are unable to love.
Sounds like this is the equivalent of the T-1000 except supposed to be spookier and is all smokey and wants to be hot.
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Off Topic / Re: Barrel Roll v1
« on: August 10, 2013, 01:51:01 AM »
my only question is why does this exist
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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - richard richarderson
« on: August 10, 2013, 01:32:25 AM »
humans are gay