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Off Topic / Re: I went on 9gag (help me)
« on: March 07, 2013, 08:29:26 PM »
*sigh*
I'm sorry I just have to point out that out of every other post in this thread you singled that one out.

You said you were leaving, liar.

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Off Topic / Re: I went on 9gag (help me)
« on: March 07, 2013, 08:24:43 PM »
Since you are apparently suffering burns, I will kindly redirect you to some first-aid help.

http://life.familyeducation.com/wounds-and-injuries/first-aid/48249.html

That should help.

Thank you! Bless your ridiculously kind heart!

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Off Topic / Re: I went on 9gag (help me)
« on: March 07, 2013, 08:21:15 PM »
Thank you for doing what every other idiot in the thread did, starfish.

oh stuff man someone get me a bag of ice asap

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Off Topic / Re: I went on 9gag (help me)
« on: March 07, 2013, 08:19:21 PM »
you guys are just getting wrecked by kimon oh jeez you guys better put some ice on those burns omg.

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Games / Re: Arma 3 ALPHA
« on: March 07, 2013, 08:06:01 PM »

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Avalonia added. Also, Bane may take a both important and interesting role within this rp soon.


The attack force in which had began attacking the DRC borders pull back, after losing half there attacking force, but they leave with some of the survivors of their brutal attack...

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Name: Dwarves
Physical Properties: Short, strong, tough, bearded.
Picture: I feel too nerdy to find one. Think of Gimli.
Background Story: Driven out of the far west by dragons, they've come here to rebuild, refortify, and above all, get rich.
Pros: Metallurgy, tinkering, and mining skills come fairly naturally, strong, endurance, beards keep them warm.
Cons: On the slower side, don't breed rapidly, limited magic potential.
Nation Race:Yes.

Accepted, being implemented as we speak.

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Off Topic / Re: Post your Omegle Chats!
« on: March 07, 2013, 03:34:39 PM »
hey
hey

theres a thing

thats called playing along

k

I know he was playing along. It was obvious.

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Off Topic / Re: Post your Omegle Chats!
« on: March 07, 2013, 03:15:57 PM »
So I put in Children as my interests and I did this...

Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC why don't you just take a seat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like kids.
You: Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Datline NBC: To Catch a Predator, how about you just take a seat.
You: Just take a seat.
You: So lets discuss some of the things over yesterdays chat with 12 year old billy.
You: "Would you like to look at my genitalia?"
You: Billy, who is really a 32 year old FBI agent replied with, "Yes." you said that you'd bring the "Banana" to perform in "Butt pleasurement"
You: Is that right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The greatest loveual predator I've encountered yet.
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Children.
Stranger: s2r
Stranger: pics only
You: This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, how about you take a seat?
Stranger: i am sitting
You: So, lets go over the chat with 12 year old billy last night.
You: You both greeted one another, correct?
You: Correct?
Stranger: not Billy. it was Betty
You: Oh, Betty. My apologies.
You: And you asked Betty, "Do you like brown town?"
You: When she asked what brown town was you proceeded to send her researchographic videos from researchhub.com, correct?
Stranger: i did and she said she would love to try it
You: I see, lets continue on to the next question.
Stranger: true. then she got interested
You: You said, "I would like to give it to you nice and hard." correct?
You: Correct?
Stranger: long and hard if i may
You: Alright.
You: You then proceeded to send pictures of your genitalia to her, correct?
You: Correct?
Stranger: i did she was amazed. thought i heard her jaw drop
You: What if I told you Betty was actually a 32 year old man working with the FBI, and what if I told you the police were right outside your doorstep and had you surrounded?
You: What if I told you you were going to spend up to 10 years in prison?
Stranger: i would laugh
You: Well there are.
You: And you should do the right thing and turn yourself in to the authorities.
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

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Forum Games / Re: A Day in the life of Blockhead90000
« on: March 07, 2013, 02:54:26 PM »
11:01 - Died of terminal lung cancer again, learning invincibility's ridiculous and doesn't exist.

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Forum Games / Re: Ask Red [tumblr-like thread]
« on: March 07, 2013, 12:14:31 AM »
Oh my god I just realized Red's hair was backwards in one of those cuts.

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Forum Games / Re: Ask Red [tumblr-like thread]
« on: March 07, 2013, 12:10:30 AM »
Oh and I forgot to ask why do you have that god awful hair.

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Forum Games / Re: Ask Red [tumblr-like thread]
« on: March 07, 2013, 12:06:52 AM »
lol so funy LOL LEL LUL LELEleel

Fight me irl bro I'll beat your ass so loving hard the underworld will loving shake, it'll cause earthquakes, avalanches, even a continental loving drift my boy. I'll beat your ass so hard, I'll force magma to rise up to the loving surface of the planet, gravity couldn't loving handle this beating so it just ceased to loving exist and I still continue to beat the stuff out of you as we floated off into space. I don't care if I can breath or not I don't need to I'm too busy beating the forget out of you, I'll defy the laws of loving physics, I'll punch you into the sun faster than light, you won't die or anything, you won't feel the pain of the sun, only my fist because you went so fast through that loving useless piece of stuff. You'll still be flying once you go through the sun, you'll travel through the suns of many other solar systems until you loving find yourself in andromeda where I'm beating the forget out of you still. Aliens will watch as I loving liquidize your body, everything you were will cease to be as I take my fist and jab it into you so many times it literately can't be counted.  You're loving dead mate, say goodbye to earth cause when I'm done with you, neither heaven or hell will receive you.

And green change your name to black like Shell said.

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As fire benders burn the first batch of arrows Moon Callers begin to reinforce the arrows as the fly into the night sky, and descend down onto the borders once again as the force begins to drag men off, the human fighters rush forward, attempting to kill and push back their enemies.

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A barrage of arrows from the attack force rains down onto the Border as snarling Lycans race forward, charging straight for any targets available to then either kill or drag off into the woods.

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