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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 31, 2012, 01:40:12 PM »

Blah blah blah I get poison gas and heavy bitchs and via car I send them to where that starfish is an stuff but I stay at the outpost cause I'm gonna do something evul.
Dawktuh EarnHardt time.
"Hmm, strange I thought I the red ones here... Oh! There they are, on the table..." I run my hand across my forehead, "I think I'll need... A dosage..." I say shakily as I take a purple tablet from out of my mouth and pop it in and swallow. "Mmh, I have best get some rest... Vaas's men will be here soon."

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Off Topic / Re: Are we being visited by other life?

« on: December 31, 2012, 04:15:24 AM »

It's all fun and games until tyrnaid spores rain down from the sky.

Me and my loving quarian fleets will beat the forget out of the tyranids, LET THEM COME.

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Off Topic / Re: Are we being visited by other life?

« on: December 31, 2012, 04:06:34 AM »

Why the hell would an advanced race just wipe no out for no reason. Maybe these so called vistors are just curious about us.

I just want a Krogan friend, mkay.

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Off Topic / Re: Are we being visited by other life?

« on: December 31, 2012, 03:54:13 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-dh6mkIsZk

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 31, 2012, 03:21:11 AM »

A Car suddenly rams into the house in the nearby vicinity and a pirate yells out, "stuff! Did we get him?!" "I don't know! Search the area!"

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Off Topic / Re: Are we being visited by other life?

« on: December 31, 2012, 03:19:52 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRoC645tUPY&t=6m43s

Ooh this creeped me out fake or not, that creeped me out.

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 31, 2012, 03:03:55 AM »

I get onto the boat and tell the driver, "Get to the nearby outpost, we're picking up some heavier troops and some of my own personal gas.

The driver looks around for a moment before I raise my pistol to his head, "Do it." he nods before speeding off in da boats.

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 31, 2012, 02:58:51 AM »

As Kaipo's help arrives, two of them are quickly taken down by shots to the back, falling down and screaming, likely to be paralyzed from the waist down, each of them.  The other makes it to safety behind a thick tree.

If that quotes suppose to mean something, it wasn't your shots unless Kaipos silly and silenced his ACR.


The sound of car engines slowly begin to become louder. (We don't know you're there but my 3 other men are coming within your direction.)

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 31, 2012, 02:54:30 AM »

The sound of car engines begins to come into distance from behind that crazy mother loving asian bitch.

Hooooodd:
I nod to the pirates and they rush off, firing their Aks within the air to the location of the received gunfire as I sigh and simply walk out of the jungle, left hand in my pocket and my right hand holding my 1911.

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 31, 2012, 02:33:47 AM »

I step off the boat.
"Let's go. I smell smoke, and smoke and a missing guy in a jungle are never a good combo on this island." I rush off into the jungle, turning the safety off the ACE AR and putting my finger in the trigger guard.

I sigh, as 3 of my men arrive, "Sorry we-" I then quickly unholster my 1911 and aim it at his nuts, " Let's just go, alright? " He nods quickly as the 4 pirates and I progress into the wilderness, heading towards the smoke.

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 31, 2012, 02:30:13 AM »

I look to Kaipo, " Go in there and get that guy while I wait for my men. I'm a loving kid so you'd best not expect me to just go loving running in there. Now go. " I then yell, " Go you forget go! "

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 31, 2012, 02:20:33 AM »

As the boat draws near, I pull my radio up to my lips and I hold down the button the top left side and begin speaking into it, "I want 6 men to drive along the edge of the loving island until they find me, a Privateer and another loving pirate, do you understand me? We're getting someone out of a predicament and then burning stuff to ash!" "Fine... Uh, sir" I snicker again as they hesitate to say sir. We arrive at the beach and I step off, as does the Pirate with me and I begin to wait, tapping my foot furiously upon the sand.


EARNHARDT TIME BABY!


"Oh, where did I put those mushrooms again..." I ask myself as I run my hands through my gray hair, looking about the greenhouse, "Ah there they are! I nearly lost you..." I say, I then look over to a table and walk to a bowl with red tablets, "Ooh, don't mind if I do..." I say, and pick one up and place it on my tongue and swallow. "What did I mix this with again... No matter, just not the yellow ones." I remind myself as I move among the greenhouse, beginning to create more and more drugs.

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 30, 2012, 08:55:14 PM »

"Let's just loving go and find John. And you don't know what Hoyt has me do when you're out raping 13 year olds. Go to the North Island and in the jungle should be John."

"Heh, atleast I get the pretty ones" I mutter to myself as the boat takes off towards the Nothern Island.

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Off Topic / Re: I know Joe Webb (Minnesota Vikings)

« on: December 30, 2012, 08:24:55 PM »

My aunt went to a barbecue with famous people like Will Smith, so yeah.

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Forum Games / Re: The Definition of Insanity - Rook Islands text RP

« on: December 30, 2012, 08:23:12 PM »

"Sure. Let's go. Just know this kid. You can own me, but do anything to threaten my standing with the men at the compound and I'll kill all your pirates, then slowly kill you by roasting your body on a fireplace, taking you off, and slowly making my dogs pull your charred corpse limb from limb. Let's go then!" Kaipo steps onto the boat, ACE AR in hand, and the vest on.

"Heh, you've yet to see what I can do on my own without these pirates." I say as I step onto the boat. "Besides, if you were to kill me, Hoyt would be angry that the person bringing lots of merchandise was killed by a mere Privateer. Face it, a child is more important than you." I say, with my frightening devilish grin as I stare into his eyes, my eyes unable to focus and looking about his face.