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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - To the giant ball of cheese! Uh... I mean the moon!

« on: December 26, 2012, 08:14:43 PM »

Conservatia proposes a boxing match between one of Conservatias Royal Knights and EUs best trained unit.

Oh and Chris, could my units have 2x the regular units attributes. Cause with my new training and stuff, my new recruits usually die every 2 days and I think something should make up for that and so uh yeah.

Can my units kick extreme ass in return for low numbers.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - To the giant ball of cheese! Uh... I mean the moon!

« on: December 26, 2012, 04:54:46 PM »

HERE WE GO!

Over the years the following has happened:

Researching of Space Travel

Researching of high sustaining life support in Space.

Researching how 2 make moon base alpha niner squadron 6-9

AC-130s bitch

Conservatia is attempting to make a large space shuttle capable of moving 1000 people back and forth for future referrence.

We've made a prototype space fighter and stuff and are probably going to send that forget into space to see if it works. (Mostly likely wont.)

Space Viking Warrior Pirate Ninjas

And we're going to be loving evil and attempt to suck oxygen from earth and throw it into these domes onto the moon and attempt to breathe once we get to that stage, which won't be for a LOOOONG time.

Conservatia Space Suit btw Imagine shoulder guards much smaller with the Conserve Lion Head on the right shoulder.

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Off Topic / Re: This guy's amazing.

« on: December 25, 2012, 04:08:44 AM »

This guy is a loving handicap.

And that's why I find him hilarious... ly stupid.

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Off Topic / Re: Merry Christmas

« on: December 25, 2012, 04:07:05 AM »

Get outta here, Sinner

fixed that for you.

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Off Topic / Re: X-mas sucks.

« on: December 25, 2012, 04:06:13 AM »

How are you supposed to put more than one on?!

Cut it in half.

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Off Topic / This guy's amazing.

« on: December 25, 2012, 04:02:05 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_GWPv7j9z4

Balls of Bedrock

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - New Orders!

« on: December 25, 2012, 03:02:06 AM »

ey y u put snake on map

as gamemaster i herby eliminate you caus snake

Noooooooo

that was blazr

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Off Topic / Re: X-mas sucks.

« on: December 25, 2012, 02:40:09 AM »

Stop complaining OP.
My mom wouldn't even let me celebrate Christmas or my 16th birthday last year.
I'm getting a single pair of pants this year, and I had to buy my own gift.

Damn, that kinda sucks dude.

But OP stop being an ass and getting mad because you didn't get a good present.

And if your turkeys cold there's some called a Microwave.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - New Orders!

« on: December 25, 2012, 02:36:54 AM »

Minor expansion Unveils throughout Australia as a quite large expansion under goes in South Africa



Conservatia begins forcing South African locals to join their military as well.

Btw Chris, if you're reading this pls add Imperial Covenant to the Organization list please and thank you.

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Off Topic / Re: What would you do if the above user's avatar had to spend a night with you.

« on: December 25, 2012, 02:25:44 AM »

Pop.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - New Orders!

« on: December 25, 2012, 02:00:23 AM »

The Conservian - Rossian Pact  

Contingencies

• Our troops are to treat one another as if their of the same flag
• Actions, Campaigns, and Procedures must be addressed to one another before proceeding.
• We are to help one another in any Campaigns and our Raids and Conflicts.

Marked -
Conservatia
Rossian Soviet Socialist Republic

The Imperial Covenant

Imperial Covenant Theme

An Organization founded between Conservatia and the Rossian Soviet Socialist Republic, intended to eliminate any and all civilizations whom are a danger to them and those around them. To assist in the annihilation of heretics and schismatics at whatever the cost. And to Conquer above all.

To retain world order and to preserve it, the way we see fit.

Members:

Conservatia

Rossian Soviet Socialist Republic

Pennsylvanian Republic

Allied Countries:

N/A

Enemy Countries:

N/A

Targets aka Heretics:

N/A

Imperial Covenant Troop Types:

Legionnaire's Primary, Sidearm, Uniform

Centurion's Primary, Sidearm, Uniform

Praetorian's  Primary, Sidearm, Uniform

SO

because nobody provided any map, i had to guess!

so EU said that they expanded to block african expansion SO:

and con. said they colonize australia but how could they get there by land/water being blocked by orion and pen? OH, FLYING AROUND ORION!!! SO:

BUT THEN EU SAID THEY EXPAND TO AUSTRALIA, BUT HOW? OH, BY THE SOUTH AMERICA COLONY, AND WITH PERMISSION TO PASS THROUGH ORION DUE TO ALLIANCE!!!!!! SO:

BUT THEN CON. SAYS THEY START TO COLONIZE SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!! BUT HOW??? OH! FLYING SOUTH FROM GREENLAND!!!!! SO:

YES!!! AND THE MAP IS COMPLETE!! phew now i can take a breath

Sorry buddy, I can't locally expand anymore. I need to go over seas, but I don't see how you're blocking me from flying either from Nunavut, Greenland or Iceland to South America but I can understand how I'm being blocked by going to Australia, and well lets just say I did something and got there cause I don't loving know aahg it's 11.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - New Orders!

« on: December 25, 2012, 01:29:20 AM »

Don't make it public that you brainwash your soldiers gosh.

Fine jeez, but you better go tell that to the Universal Union then.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - New Orders!

« on: December 25, 2012, 01:24:06 AM »

well yeah if his army does not rebel or something

I forgot to add it but their also trained to have undying loyalty to Conservatia.

So that's highly unlikely.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - New Orders!

« on: December 25, 2012, 12:59:25 AM »

That's a nice way to put your population down, lol.

I'm surprised there isn't any mass disease or plague yet, but the death of my recruits is made up with the effectiveness and ferocity and pure heartless aspects of my soldiers.

It's better than you silly eurocigarettes and your Baguettes.

Conservatia begins importing Australian natives and forcefully enlisting them into the military as they colonize Australia.

Conservatia begins using Enhanced Mustard Gas for warfare.

Conservatia begins giving it's NCOs and higher ranked units reflex enhancing drugs for combat.

Conservatia also begins bringing in large amounts of Mercenaries from South Africa from combat.

Conservatia begins to colonize South Africa too btw.

Conservatia upgrades their Railway Cannons to act more like a Tank and not be restricted to Train Tracks, it can now traverse through Grasslands, Forestry, Tundras, and Hilly terrain.

and uh yeah.

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Forum Games / Re: Humanity's Future - New Orders!

« on: December 25, 2012, 12:22:28 AM »

Conservatia begins training their new soldiers extremely harshly, but efficiently. This training trains their soldiers to lose all feelings they had during their regular lives, to think of their fellow soldier or allied soldier as if they were his or her sibling, to be prepared to give their very lives for their country. With this new training, nearly half of the new incoming recruits die every 2 days.


Conservatia begins colonizing Australia because we need more land.

MORE loving LAND.