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8416

Off Topic / Re: The first thing to your right is now in your ass.

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:29:14 PM »

A coffee table.

DAMN.

8417

Off Topic / Re: Your name in RL

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:23:25 PM »

captain kirk

Fixed

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:21:49 PM »

Name: "Aries"
Health: ???
Status: ???
Inventory: Revolver, 35 "Magnum" Boron Cartridges, TDI Vector
Location: Fort Ticonderoga, NY

Aries: "ANOTHER one!?"
Bob: "Apparently."
Aries: "Hey, don't we have some kind of artillery thing?
Bob: "I found some small ones over there.
Aries: "We should load them with spears and shoot the spears at the zombie!"
Bob: "Oh god yes."

Aries: "Hey, did you see something flash?"
Bob: "No."
Aries: "Must just be my imagination."

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Off Topic / Re: Your name in RL

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:11:58 PM »

Ryan.

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Off Topic / Re: Closed Head Injury

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:11:16 PM »

I got a large head injury, once.
I was left with a concussion and I landed in the hospital for two weeks.

I think my brain was damaged in the process.

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Off Topic / Re: Ctrl + V game.

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:04:55 PM »

Name: "Aries"
Health: ???
Status: ???
Inventory: Revolver, 36 "Magnum" Boron Cartridges, TDI Vector
Location: Fort Ticonderoga, NY

8422

Forum Games / Re: Military Frigate Holding You in Space - The second part!

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:01:12 PM »

Nikolai is bored, so he runs in the hallway being silly.
"Help! Thousands of invisible occulists have taken my peripheral vision!"

8423

Off Topic / Re: The first thing to your right is now in your ass.

« on: March 30, 2011, 09:27:25 PM »

I can already guess what was to the right of Night Fox.

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...

« on: March 30, 2011, 09:25:17 PM »

powerdag, are you referring to Deus Ex and I? cause we dont die that easy.

MY GUN SHOOTS PURE AWESOMENESS

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Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.

« on: March 30, 2011, 09:20:27 PM »

Stocking likes your red snake :o

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Off Topic / Re: The first thing to your right is now in your ass.

« on: March 30, 2011, 09:18:16 PM »

THERE'S A CORD UP MY ASS. I'M GETTING JUICED UP THROUGH MY ASS.

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Forum Games / Re: WHITEstuffs: Let's try that again

« on: March 30, 2011, 09:14:07 PM »

You can probably obtain my glasses somewhere.

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...

« on: March 30, 2011, 09:10:50 PM »

Name: "Aries"
Health: ???
Status: ???
Inventory: Revolver, 36 "Magnum" Boron Cartridges, TDI Vector
Location: Fort Ticonderoga, NY

Aries studies the surroundings thuroughly. He spots a smaller, faster monster behind the super zombie.
Aries: "If I can just time this right..."

He pulls out his revolver.
Loads six shots.
And points the gun.

Aries: "Smile, you son of a bitch."

The bullet is sent hurdling straight through the super zombie's flesh and into the smaller zombie's shoulder.
Aries: "Timmmmmbeeeeeeer!"

The super zombie falls over, blood spurting from it.
CRASH!

Aries: "Well, Macho Man is dead, now to take out Little Mac."
He laughs momentarily at his Punch Out!-based joke.

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Forum Games / Re: Military Frigate Holding You in Space - The second part!

« on: March 30, 2011, 09:00:54 PM »

Nikolai's head pops out from a vent.
"Hey, did anyone see my kni-"
He sees the wreckage in that cell.

"Uuuuhhhh...aaahhhhh...awkward ."
He sinks back into the vent slowly, closing it.

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...

« on: March 29, 2011, 08:44:28 PM »

Name: "Aries"
Health: ???
Status: ???
Inventory: Revolver, 36 "Magnum" Boron Cartridges, TDI Vector
Location: Fort Ticonderoga, NY

Aries: "stuff."
Bob: "What is it?"
Aries: "We got a big one. And I mean REALLY BIG."