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Creativity / Re: Novel: Makanix - Various Events [Chapter 4 is out!]
« on: March 24, 2011, 09:02:34 PM »
You met me ingame on the Lily, Mak. Add me to the character list. >:c

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Everything.

S:1

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Nikolai stares in disgust.

"I'm insane, and even I wouldn't do that. Good God, that's a handicapped thing to do."

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...
« on: March 24, 2011, 08:53:24 PM »
Name: "Silence"
Health: ???
Status: ???
Inventory: Halberd
Location: OSHU

Silence enters a secret lab on the second floor. A few scientists look up from their work and casually greet him.
To the right of the room are some experiment chambers, one being covered by a tarp.
Upon Silence approaching the covered chamber, one scientist warns him not to get too close.

Scientist: Don't get too close there. We have a pretty strong experiment in that tube.
Silence: Can't be worse than those piles of muscle that you call "super zombies".
Scientist: It's much worse. Luckily, we haven't detected any sort of infection yet.
Scientist B: What are you talking about? This thing is more infectious than the zombie rabies virus times ten.
Scientist: Good God.
Silence: Well, make sure the chamber is secure.
Both Scientists: It IS secure. This thing may just be able to bust the door off!
Silence: I think it already is!

THUNK. THUNK.

The chamber shakes. The door bends from the force of the hit.

Silence: The forget is that thing!?
Scientist B: A survivor's worst nightmare...
Silence: Dying and coming back to maul your friends without meaning to?
Scientist: No...another virus.

The door blasts off. The figure inside looks up, it's face covered by shadows. A glint is seen from the eye area, implying the figure is wearing glasses.
An unnaturally wide smile with knife-like teeth spreads across it's face.

Silence: No...it can't be...!

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Activate the console and change serverconnection.punchforce(); value to 9000.
Punch KITCHEN DOOR.

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Turn on godmode.

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You get a cash register.

* PowerDag inserts a really small laptop.

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Off Topic / Re: The moon doesn't exist
« on: March 24, 2011, 06:44:12 PM »
WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON

WE CARRY OUR HARPOONS

BUT THERE AIN'T NO WHALES

SO WE TELL TALL TALES

AND WE SING OUR WHALING TUNE
Aw, jeez, I went to high school with that guy.

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Nikolai eats from a bag of chips, freshly opened.

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Games / Re: Game Glitches
« on: March 24, 2011, 06:36:28 PM »
In Super Scribblenauts.

1. Spawn a HALBERD.
2. Attach a MOLECULAR GLUE to the very top of your HALBERD.
3. Spawn a SMALL ZANBATO and attach it to the HALBERD.
4. Walk.
5. ????
6. PROFIT.

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The black hole has sucked up all the loose. It can't grow anymore.
It shrinks.

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I WILL NEVER LET THIS DIE

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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival; It's spreading...
« on: March 23, 2011, 09:15:29 PM »
Name: "Silence"
Health: ???
Status: ???
Inventory: Halberd
Location: OSHU

Silence puts his fingers up to his ear, activating a hidden headset.

Silence: OSHU is confirmed a safe zone.
??? 1: I'm heading to fort Ticonderoga as we speak.
??? 2: Heading to Colorado Asylum.
Silence: Any survivors either of you find, keep them from dying. They could prove useful.
Both ???s: Roger.

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Nikolai stands in the shadows, his preference for lurking.
Everyone is talking, and he just leans against the wall, playing on some sort of handheld device.

One person asks what he has and gets slapped.

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