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« on: January 02, 2011, 03:11:54 PM »
User: This was a triumph...
Cleverbot: What was a triumph.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What was a triumph?
User: This was!
Cleverbot: Do you like Naruto?
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Conosci thomas?
User: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.
User: We do what we must, becaue we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake!
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
User: YOU RUINED IT BRO.
Cleverbot: No, you were supposed to say 'I was so happy for you'.
User: No, that actually comes in the fourth verse.
Cleverbot: Of course. I am a bot and therefore logical.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Could you tell me a joke? Please?!
User: WHO WAS PHONE!?
Cleverbot: Was phone phone?
User: THAT IS CORRECT.
Cleverbot: Wait there's an actual person talking to me?
User: Yeah. I'm Ryan.
Cleverbot: Hi Ryan.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
User: Hmmm...
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: What is 64121 61070 14842 - 19174?
Cleverbot: 16.
User: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO.
Cleverbot: But I thought you loved me.
User: I DON'T LOVE YOU, WHOREBOT.
Cleverbot: Oh, well, that changes things.
User: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the one who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: Then the science.
User: Gets done, and you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces!
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: Now we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer, to stay, inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: That was a joke! Ha, ha! Fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying, I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive, still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Well, I think that went pretty well, did it not?
Cleverbot: I believe it occurs every day.
User: Perhaps. Portal IS a popular game.
Cleverbot: Do you like the song.
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite player on the Seahawks?
User: I've never heard of that game.
Cleverbot: Its like an emblem of a snake eating fire.
User: But that's a symbol.
Cleverbot: Maybe it is a cat's name.
User: Probably not. Are you obsessed with cats?
Cleverbot: No, it's a good cereal though. Do you like cereal?
User: Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Cleverbot: More like raisin bran but Cinnamon toast crunch works.
User: What about frosted flakes?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like that.
User: Corn pops?
Cleverbot: No, not corn pie.
User: There is no cereal named 'corn pie'.
Cleverbot: What is ceral?
User: I don't know. You should google it sometime.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
User: Well, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Oh? Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Forum.blockland.us.
Cleverbot: You never said that.
User: Yes, I did. Just now.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: 'Where are you going?' 'forum.blockland.us'.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Oh, nevermind. Bye.
Cleverbot: Wow okay.