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Forum Games / Re: BLF forgetS UP THE WORLD - EU4 EDITION | Ethiopia game started!

« on: December 08, 2014, 06:43:35 PM »

How many troops does Adal have?

We might be able to brown townly rape them+vassalize them in the peace deal.

Then you can feed him the other horn-states and then annex him later in the game.

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Off Topic / Re: BLCast Episode 1: Just talkin' bout blockland, can you dig? w/ Camel n' Electrk!

« on: December 08, 2014, 06:37:31 PM »

camel sounds like the phone guy from FNAF

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Off Topic / Re: 28 Internet acronyms every parent should know - CNN NEWS

« on: December 08, 2014, 06:35:51 PM »

mczealot = my rooster zealously eats a lot of toddlers

what other acronyms are hiding in plain sight

...
my world shatters around me

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Forum Games / Re: Anagaea II – A New Age of Empires [697 AD] – RE 18 today

« on: December 08, 2014, 03:31:02 PM »

if this obvious misunderstanding sticks i might just ollie out of here lol

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Off Topic / Re: Blocklander of the Year 2014 || [Nominations: OPEN (2d left)] [Free advertising]

« on: December 08, 2014, 07:28:32 AM »

scotland is fulla nerds

engcigarette is where its at

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Forum Games / Re: Anagaea II – A New Age of Empires [697 AD] – RE 18 today

« on: December 08, 2014, 07:27:07 AM »

wait since when loving marivus' revolution is done what the forget forget HOLD ON OK

i thought they were still viva la revolution dictatorship

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Forum Games / Re: Foward Unto Dawn - The Wheels on the Warthog go Round 'n Round...

« on: December 08, 2014, 12:21:13 AM »

"Why not."

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Off Topic / Re: Hey Blocklander write a letter to Santa Claus!

« on: December 08, 2014, 12:01:10 AM »

Dear Santa,

I wish to gouge out your eye balls and have a very large orgy with your elves.

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Forum Games / Re: Foward Unto Dawn - The Wheels on the Warthog go Round 'n Round...

« on: December 07, 2014, 11:59:03 PM »

I sit, still pondering.

"Most definately a training exercise, considering there is a timer. My mother told me they always do these things, but it is new every year."

I turn to Gunner and respond. "Negatory. I thought Arnold had it on the tablet."

I get up after a while and check the pod.
"The only thing I could find in here was a first aid kit."

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Forum Games / Re: Foward Unto Dawn - The Wheels on the Warthog go Round 'n Round...

« on: December 07, 2014, 11:28:54 PM »

lol ipads

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Forum Games / Re: Foward Unto Dawn - The Wheels on the Warthog go Round 'n Round...

« on: December 07, 2014, 11:23:24 PM »

Arnold finds three tablets, two of which has been smashed and broken. The other one, when turned on, has an ongoing timer that reads 10 hours, 5 minutes, and 22 seconds and a compass.

"I got some camping supplies and two canteens. Oh, and by the way, my name is Kent, you guys can just call me Kenny I suppose."

I sit down on a nearby rock and ponder over what we should do.
"I think we should try to find the academy. At the very least, I think they want us to do that. I certainly know we are on Cirnicus-IV. It said it on the dashboard in the pod."

Suddenly, something else pops in my head.

"We could also be looking for a very large space tether that is in the center of the academy. Hard to miss, really."

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Forum Games / Re: Foward Unto Dawn - The Wheels on the Warthog go Round 'n Round...

« on: December 07, 2014, 11:14:23 PM »

Vinny inspects the contents and notices that there are some firestarters, flares, and around 10 or so M.R.E's. The rest of the contents are simply rocks.

Gunner finds some rope and a large cement block with the name "Accipiter Squad" and the picture of a hawk.

There is also a note that reads:
Do not leave behind

...

I do the same as Vinny and notice that my bag is filled with camping/hiking supplies. There also appears to be 2 empty canteens.

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Forum Games / Re: Foward Unto Dawn - The Wheels on the Warthog go Round 'n Round...

« on: December 07, 2014, 10:52:45 PM »

I turn to Vincent, "Probab-"

"Launching. 3... 2..."

"WAIT WHAT?!"

"1."

As we are projected out of the space ship into the planet's atmosphere, we reach very high speeds as we head to the surface of the planet. Around 10 minutes or so of utter terror, I can feel the landing boosters activate and our descent slows until we touch down. Once the pod opens, we meet wilderness and no academy.

Stumbling out of the pod, I throw up.

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Forum Games / Re: Foward Unto Dawn - The Wheels on the Warthog go Round 'n Round...

« on: December 07, 2014, 10:41:14 PM »

Once I get down the stairs behind Gunner, the only... person there is the ships A.I. She directs us, obviously selecting from a list, into different pods. I ask her where the Sargeant is and she doesn't answer.

"Ravoy, Griffen, Windiheri, and Romano. First pod."

I grunt as I slug my bag over my shoulders once again and rush to the pod, sitting close to the front.

"What the forget is this stuff?" I say outloud once everyone else piles in.

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Off Topic / Re: Why Did NORAD Start Tracking Santa?

« on: December 07, 2014, 10:23:15 PM »

but he buys all that coca-cola

Look at this goddamn communist scum.

loving poison to our children, I tell you!