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Off Topic / Re: We are extraordinarily lucky.

« on: September 23, 2010, 06:28:56 PM »

I had to use the few ounces of gas in my lawn mower to make sure my car didn't run out of gas on the way to school. I am at school and am not coming home any time soon due to lack of money for the gas for the trip back.
We are losing our house by the end of the month. I have only eaten at most once a day for the past two months.
But I am still alive, so I guess that's good.

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Off Topic / Re: My dog is loving disgusting!

« on: September 23, 2010, 12:18:16 PM »

mm
Tasty.

The dog or the puke?

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: September 23, 2010, 02:45:07 AM »

Why not?

He's probably not in an open relationship like I am.
*shades*

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: September 23, 2010, 01:33:22 AM »

Nah, its more that you're getting married so I can't tap that. ;D

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: September 23, 2010, 12:17:13 AM »

No.
You are not the opposite gender.
Get a love change if you want to be the opposite gender.
Otherwise the correct term is "drag queen".
No.

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Off Topic / Re: Instinct to read from the right to the left.

« on: September 22, 2010, 07:13:04 PM »

weeabo or whatever it's called

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: September 22, 2010, 07:08:29 PM »

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp208/SgtGreyWolf/loveehthang.jpg

The blur makes it actually look like the picture is animated to me. I dunno why

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/parsnipthecat/mouthedited2.jpg

Whoever did this is my new lover

You're welcome! :D

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Off Topic / Re: Martial - Exercise - Nutrition

« on: September 22, 2010, 12:34:35 PM »

In the morning I do a bit of light activity to get the juices flowing then I stretch like a motherforgeter. You want to avoid stretching too much before heavy activity or you could hurt yourself; it is more effective after the activity and helps with muscle recovery.

Insert a "that's what she said" after every punctuation there.

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Off Topic / Re: I just had the most intense workout of my life.

« on: September 21, 2010, 10:30:31 PM »

Coconut oil is da stuff.
Home made tater chips fried in coconut oil.
How i miss it.

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Off Topic / Re: I just had the most intense workout of my life.

« on: September 21, 2010, 10:25:59 PM »

I got 3rd place in a tae kwan do tornament when I was in 10th or 11th grade.

I have not done any physical activity since I stopped walking during lunch back in April. Prior to Feburary I had not done anything since Summer 09.
I'm starting to get fat *sobs*

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Off Topic / Re: Advertising just got worse?

« on: September 21, 2010, 10:24:48 PM »

LET YOUR NEW LIFE BEGIN CALL ONEEIGHTHUNDREDGETSLIM

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Off Topic / Re: Discriminating Against 10 year olds.

« on: September 21, 2010, 08:50:59 AM »

And monitor = huge.

Mine is just as big and it's a laptop

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Off Topic / Re: Discriminating Against 10 year olds.

« on: September 21, 2010, 03:06:13 AM »

I know I wasn't that stupid as a 10 year old... actually I was kinda smart. I was already teaching myself programming and by that age had already created a simple text adventure in BASIC.

...
Then again my dad at that age had to program his games in machine language on an atari. I don't really have any room to brag meh.

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Off Topic / Re: Infected mushroom

« on: September 20, 2010, 11:00:01 PM »

Meduzz.

No that wasn't it.
My description was not correct anyways. Actually that didn't even match my description but whatever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXjNB43WRBk&feature=related

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Off Topic / Re: Law abiding citizen (Hated it rant)

« on: September 20, 2010, 05:42:43 PM »

Packers upset because all the blood rushes to his head on account of being upside-down to the rest of the world all the time.