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Off Topic / Re: IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

« on: March 14, 2011, 05:35:42 PM »

What was I thinking!? I watched it twice.

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Off Topic / Re: I got braces today!

« on: March 14, 2011, 05:32:12 PM »

Good luck with the hurt. It hurt like stuff the first few days and became ok after that.

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Off Topic / Re: Sloganmaker

« on: March 14, 2011, 05:31:01 PM »

I put in ffffff

"Why be irritated? It's ffffff."

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Games / Re: Pokemon: Black and White Versions

« on: March 14, 2011, 05:30:06 PM »

What starter should I get? It's a tossup between a fat pig and an otter. I hate Grass starters.

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Off Topic / Re: IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

« on: March 14, 2011, 05:26:20 PM »

The best part was when it ended It made my ears bleed.

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Off Topic / Re: Where do you live?

« on: March 13, 2011, 10:18:13 PM »

OOOOOOOOHHHHH RAISE YOUR HANDS!

Used to live there. Moved to Naperville recently.

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Games / Re: Pokemon: Black and White Versions

« on: March 13, 2011, 10:17:26 PM »

I am sad that I don't have it yet. I want Victini so bad. And I will also feel sad when I have no other game to trade to in case I want to do a new game :C

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Off Topic / Re: Where do you live?

« on: March 13, 2011, 10:07:52 PM »

Naperville, Illinois.

Holy stuff. I live there too. 45 minutes away from downtown Chicago.

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.

« on: March 13, 2011, 05:18:09 PM »

I really don't know. I'm losing my creative juices
EDIT: It's possible he could have survived... I missed his spine.

0_0. Well. I am finally on my other computer so I can post without troubles on my iPod. Let this dry spell go away. Honestly, we have to come up with some new stuff. We escape the cops, run away, get captured, and repeat the process. Waht do.

Name: Bruce
Status: Dizzy and a bit wounded
Items: 10mm pistol, combat knife, ID, and Ak-47
Karma: -21
Location: Goodyear Maximum Security Prison
Objective: Escape police grasps again :(
Cash: $1054

"Ow forget. Let go of me!" I screamed. I could not believe I was going back to prison. The men dropped me face first on the ground in my new cell. Inside, Max and Jake were already there. I felt my face for blood. I felt nothing.

"Now you stay in there until the boss decides to kill you all," one of the guards said. He was ready to kill us. But he knew the boss had other plans.

When the guards went away, Max looked a bit worried. "I didn't like the sound of that."

"Ah. We've been through much more than this, Max," Jake replied trying to console him.

I interrupted. "Um. No. Guys..." I stuttered and stared at them before I finally put my words together. "I have something to tell you..."

"What, Bruce? Don't worry. Tell us," Jake said

"The boss of the Goodyear prison isn't the actual boss. He is an assassin that has tried to hunt me down for years now. What he will do to me today will be worse what he can do to you two combined."

"Why didn't you tell us?" Max asked. "Then we have to hurry out of here."

We formulated a plan for 4 hours. While they were busy making an escape plan, I managed to steal an Ak-47 and a set of keys that some new guard left next to our cell. I hid the AK under the bed. I kept the keys in my pants. Max and Jake seemed to know of a way out. We basically knew the jail by heart because we have been here so often.

"Alright," Jake whispered. "Here's the plan: Bruce, you unlock the cell at midnight where there are no guards except for a few on watch duty. We will attack the guard down by the end of this hallway and steal his weapons. Then, we will proceed to escape to the east wing where the parking lot is. We will have to kill the guard in this watchtower here and here. Then, we can escape and find a place to spend the night. We should travel to Wallack and find a good warehouse to hide in. Keep in mind, we must act as fast and stealthily as we can. A blizzard is supposed to arrive." Jake said. He showed us a map of the jail midway and showed us guard locations. "Everyone got that?"

"Got it."

I unlocked the cell. Just like we planned, there was a guard at the end of the long, dark hallway. He was holding his Ak out and ready to fire. Fortunately, he had no real understanding of where we really were. We knocked him out easily and grabbed a few things to continue, including his set of door keys. I gave Max the guard's AK and I gave Jake mine. I looted his 10mm pistol and knife which is really all I needed. We continued down the hallway. Nobody was here. It was a bit too quiet.

"Ready guys?" I said.

"Ready," Max loaded a fresh magazine into the AK-47.

I unlocked the door. Nobody was there. Just another long, dark hallway to the east wing. I could faintly see a guard standing next to a cell. He was obviously talking to an inmate on something. I decided not to shoot. We stealthily walked past him and slipped down the door to the west wing. All that stood in our way was a big vault door to the parking lot. I tried a password that should've worked. It didn't.

"Damn. They changed the passcodes recently. Max, go back and kill that guard. He must have the codes on him."

"Ok," Max said. In a few seconds, he disappeared behind the door and came back with a slip of paper. "The passcode is Gi2902."

I repeated the password Max told me and entered it into the computer. The vault door slowly opened. But, something happened. It was starting to close! "Out! Out! It's closing on us!," I shouted to Max and Jake.

We barely made it. The guards in the guard towers were not there. It was also strangely colder than it should've been.

"Get in the car, guys. We have to escape this blizzard." We stole a cop car and drove off into the night.

It was getting harder and harder to see. We must've been close to Wallack now. "No no no. This is going all wrong. The blizzard was supposed to come tomorrow!"

I tried as best I could to see the road. That was a bit short lived as we eventually crashed into something. I looked into the back seat. "Um guys. We ran into a problem. We have to stay here for the night. I can't see anything. Make yourself comfortable guys..."

And I fell asleep right after that...

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Off Topic / Re: Add a Word

« on: March 13, 2011, 12:40:22 PM »

Eventually, plad101 realised that he accidentally ruined America's supply of walruses by being handicapped. Instead, the government ate bagels smothered in cheese crap. Altered likes eating Ghasts. Plad plods "plud richard.". Neon edited all of the lovey walruses causing everyone to pee wine corks. Koalas slept with Dodger. Dodger forgot the Yaoi and fapped to it. He

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.

« on: March 13, 2011, 12:36:44 PM »

Hrm. Gas grenades eh? So. You shoot him a bazillion times, Jokey, and bash his head and he is still alive? What the forget?

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Games / Re: Games that you would be embarrassed to tell others you play.

« on: March 13, 2011, 12:32:28 PM »

Action replay does not count buddy.
 

:(

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Games / Re: Games that you would be embarrassed to tell others you play.

« on: March 13, 2011, 10:20:36 AM »

Pokemon. I asked someone if they were getting Black or White and he just laughed at me thinking "HURRRRR. POKMAN IS FOR NERDS." Partially true considering the way they made the TV show and the trading cards but whatever.

Halo (trololol). I have no idea why I play this game.

Call of Duty. I have no idea why I haven't given this franchise up at least a month ago. I hate all the bullstuff and would rather not wear out my voice screaming at Second Chance kids.

Star Wars TCS: Meh. I liked the game and partially finished it. Got it a few years back and it is still pretty epic when I play through it again.   

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Off Topic / Re: Jacksaunt is a year old!

« on: March 12, 2011, 10:06:51 AM »

I am getting close to 2 years on Blockland. June is my time.

Still a long ways away :(

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Off Topic / Re: Jacksaunt is a year old!

« on: March 12, 2011, 09:59:19 AM »

Just noticed I registered on January 30 last year. Hooray!