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Off Topic / Re: Add a Word
« on: February 28, 2011, 08:07:41 AM »
When God gets killed, he will then eat the ambitions of Satan or Judas Priest with a severed ninja hand guard. Large ducks

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 27, 2011, 07:30:42 PM »
I'm still confused. Jokey and I are going to Wallack. Then, Caution finds us near the crash site and arrests us? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Also, I feel bad for that guy in my story not looking where he was going, crashing into an oil truck, and not wearing a seat belt. All too ironic C:

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Forum Games / Re: Broken World Roleplay :: NEW POLL VOTE NOW
« on: February 27, 2011, 07:26:27 PM »
Thanks, I felt it was appropriate.

If everyone really lets this die, which would be a shame, as this was fun, then goodbye Broken World, if not, I will welcome a chance to continue my new story.
I possibly will add up to 5 more entries before it comes the end of my story. I'll keep this alive C:

Name: Anthony "Billy Mays" Sullivan
Status: Healthy (100%)
Items: Truckload of weapons that I don't bother to list
Gained: A little bit of ground over the known territory
Lost: My map :c

As I headed east towards the edge of Checkpoint F, I thought about what I have. I stopped in the middle of the road. I had crates upon crates of food and munitions. I also had a good living space and an armored truck. I smiled and looked up at the sky remembering Mike who gave me his truck and his stuff unwillingly. I started to head back out onto the road east. At the edge of the territory, a guard stopped me and came up to the truck. I pulled down my shattered window.

"Problem, officer?" I asked.

"You're on the edge of known territory, son. Turn around now unless I have to make you," the guard said with a devilish smile on his face. I could see his hand on the holster of his gun. I had to act quick. I drew my 9mm pistol and shot him in the forehead. Blood spewed out of the open wound. I pushed him off the side of my truck and rolled back up my window. I kept on going.

"Welp. This is it," I said. "The moment of truth."

I kept on driving until nightfall. Nothing has happened so far. I pulled out my map. I looked carefully and could see that I was somewhere in what was Tennessee back then. I decided to stop here for the night. Nothing has attacked me so far and I didn't want to take chances. Could it be that the government was wrong that there was dangerous life out of known land? I dismissed the idea and pulled out my sleeping bag which I kept behind my seat. I found an open spot in the truck and laid down there. I could see some heavily radiated vultures in the sky circling the vicinity out of the gunner seat in the truck. I got out of my sleeping bag, pulled down the machine gun, and closed the hatch to the top. I didn't want radiated stuff in my truck.

-End of Day 1 in unknown territory

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:49:43 PM »
Name: Bruce
Status: Worried
Items: ID, 10mm pistol (hidden from sight), combat knife, and 10mm ammo
Location: Wallack, heading back to Goodyear Maximum Security Prison
Cash: $2,056
Karma: -31
Objective: Get out of grasps of the police
Gained: Nothing
Lost: Nothing

"I have no idea. Keep your cool," Max whispered back. "Got that 10mm pistol?"

"Yeah," I whispered back. I kept it safe for this entire time from the prison break. The cop was still talking on his radio. I didn't pay attention too much but I heard something about prison and the chief I knew all too well. "stuff. He's taking us back to Goodyear Maximum Security! Do something," I whispered a bit loudly to Max. Enough for the driver to hear. The cop turned around

"Hey, shut up back there," the cop yelled at us. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and ended up slamming right into an oil truck. The impact crushed the guard from the fact he had no seat belt on and the air bag that came out upon impact. I took off my seat belt and looked around the car.

I shouted, "Max! Are you okay?." I searched around frantically moving bits and parts of the car out of the way.

"Yeah. I'm outside. Get out of there before the truck explodes," Max responded back.

I got out of the car until I heard the radio. I decided to say something back to make this situation of good use. I said back to the operator, "The convicts are on the run. I repeat, the convicts are on the run. We need multiple backup. They seem to be headed back towards Wallack. They are trying to head back to Central Boulevard. I repeat, they are headed back to Central Boulevard." I tried to sound as scared and and urgent as possible.

Moments later, after I got out of the car, the oil truck exploded along with the car and the crushed officer. Max and I took no time to wait. We had to get out of the way of the cops who for all they knew had to go to Central Boulevard. We ran across an alley.

"Here. Let's go to my house in Bright Annex," I said.

"But that's on the other side of town!" Max exclaimed. He was trying to slow down and catch his breath. Obviously, he didn't have enough stamina left to get to Bright Annex. I came up with a plan

"We'll go down to Wallack and steal a car. I know a few people who can get us a ride"

"Got it." He stopped in the middle of running through a person's backyard and sat down on the grass. I decided to stop with him and sit down with him. I wanted to keep running but I knew I couldn't do this without Max. We caught our breath and went inside the house to find some food and ended up getting nothing but a woman waving a broom at us. No idea why she would do that when we are armed felons but whatever. Max and I went back to running towards Wallack for a ride after that little scoff.

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Off Topic / Re: Add a Word
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:30:35 PM »
I fapped to my furry ass last, when that pron involving women became roosteramamie and star fish juice poured out


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Off Topic / Re: Add a Word
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:20:53 PM »
I fapped to my furry ass last, when that pron involving women

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Off Topic / Re: How long can you hold your breath?
« on: February 23, 2011, 07:18:04 PM »
I think the most is at least at 30 seconds. I do inhale second hand smoke often.

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 23, 2011, 07:16:15 PM »
Asdf

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Off Topic / Re: Would you have love with the above user for $100?
« on: February 23, 2011, 07:10:55 PM »
No. I'm straight

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 22, 2011, 11:39:29 PM »
Artist's Rendition:


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Bwahahahhahahhahahhah

Because I found the style repetitive and there was only so many things you can do. This is modern. Plus Im the only cop so it leaves me to hog the attention.
Damn you. Stop whoring attention ;_;

Name: Bruce
Status: Worried
Items: Combat knife, 9mm pistol, and set of keys.
Gained: Freedom
Lost: None

Freedom was at hand. Until the entire police force came to neutralize me. The west wing was on the other side of the jail and I was on the east. More forces were pouring in as I knew it. I had to think quick. I looked at the air duct in the ceiling. I decided to climb up the wall and take it hoping that this would take me to the west wing. I kept crawling through, seeing guards at every entrance of the east wing. Luckily, they were pretty stupid to hear no noise. After what I thought to be in the west wing, I was in the south wing. I jumped out of the duct and silently assassinated a guard. I took his clothes and disguised myself hoping it would help.

Suddenly, I could hear footsteps all around. They knew I was in the south wing. I took a doorway and acted like I was guarding it.

"Is everything ok here Sarge?" one of the officers asked

"Yes. Nothing has come by yet," I could've assassinated them with my knife but that would have just caused more trouble. I asked for an M16 from one of the troopers which he handed to me. My reckless side took the best of me. I drew my gun and shot both of them in the chest, making them fall over and laying still.

I headed west and could see prisoners begging for help. I ignored them. The last thing I wanted was a prison riot. I finally found the captain's office. The same captain who had acquired me earlier and tortured me. I could see an open window with a rope hanging outside of it. Outside was the key to victory. I saw a few people ahead shooting at someone else. I carefully took aim and shot them. I climbed down the rope and ripped off my police disguise. The three men came up to me and started to introduce themselves.

"Hello, I'm Carter," one said

"And I'm Jake," the other said

Then the other came out of a police car which I presumed he was hotwiring. "Hello, I'm Max. I presume we have met before. You look quite familiar."

"Strange. Well, anyway, I'm Bruce. I suppose you have a plan to get out. The entire police force is ready to come over to the west wing," I said a bit frantically.

"Sure. But first, let's wait," Max responded

I have decided to partner with Jokey, Star, and morningstar :D   



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Off Topic / Re: loving pencils... and idiots.
« on: February 22, 2011, 11:19:42 PM »
It could have been worse, he could have stabbed you in the eye with a pencil
Last year, some mental kid stabbed someone in the eye with a pencil. He got a suspension.

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Catch

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Forum Games / Re: Broken World Roleplay :: NEW POLL VOTE NOW
« on: February 22, 2011, 03:47:34 PM »
Name: Anthony "Billy Mays" Sullivan
Status: Ready for trouble
Items (4/4): Truck full of weapons, 9mm pistol, 9mm shotgun, and 9mm ammo. Backpack (5/5): M16, medpacks, food in general, spare clothing, and a sleeping bag.
Gained: My life
Lost: The will to continue writing the story

As I completed loading Mike's truck full of weapons from Checkpoint G, I could hear a few trucks pouring in from the north. They sounded pretty close by. Good thing I was done loading the last few weapons I needed to survive for the next few months or so. Before I got into the truck, I took a pack of C4 and placed it at the north entrance, laying it on the ground in plain sight. As I drove away from the base, I took out the detonator to the C4 pack and exploded the checkpoint, obliterating all the troops and the base itself.

While I was driving away, I stopped somewhere near Checkpoint F where my rusty house once was. I got out of the truck and lied down on the bed where the bleeding hooker and the feminine cop once where. I saw the deteriorating bodies of both of the women, laying naked on the ground. I looked back, finding out what happened after I met the officer. I then had shot her and went towards the beach where my insanity almost took the best of me. Then Mike came along, and saved me from jumping into the radiated water brimming with life affected by nuclear waste and fossil fuels spilled over the years. I sighed and took out my 9mm pistol which has been with me at the start of this adventure. I had shot so many enemies and people with this gun, the body count would probably be as big as the ocean itself.

I wanted to do something exciting. Something that would be more interesting. Instantly, I thought about the undiscovered land that the government told everybody not to travel to. I looked outside and saw the truck full of weapons and rations. I would probably do something good with that. Maybe I could expand the known world in the US! Thinking of this idea, I got into my truck and started heading east.

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Forum Games / Re: Highler Ridge :: Welcome to the city.
« on: February 22, 2011, 08:40:34 AM »
It appears I love this thread.

And I love GTA IV more. :o
That's what you said about the Broken World RP and then abandoned it.

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Off Topic / Re: How many hours do you sleep a day?
« on: February 22, 2011, 08:36:24 AM »
6-8 hours on school days. 6-7 on weekends when my mother does work

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