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« on: February 20, 2011, 11:14:10 PM »
And then Chuck Norris comes and makes everything normal! :O
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Name: Bruce
Status: Scared and a bit confident
Inventory: Jail keys, 10mm pistol, and combat knife
Karma: -30
Location: Goodyear Maximum Security Jail
Objective: Escape before being put to death tomorrow morning
Cash: None
"forget. Get off of me (that's what she said)," I yelled. The guards dragged me into another cell. This time it was empty. An empty gray cell with nothing but a toilet, sink, bench, and a bed. The guards tossed me in the cell making my face slam against the face of the toilet, which hasn't been cleaned in God knows how long.
"Now, you stay in there until the chief comes and decides what to do with you ya lil' rascal," one of the guards yelled. He flicked me off and went down the hallway back to his quarters with his fellow guards.
I sat down on the bench thinking about what to do. I only took breaks thinking when I had to take a stuff and that was often. But, anyway, I had to think of something. I could steal the guard's keys when he gives me my midday meal. But that would be too risky. I poked my head and looked down the hallway. I say 2 guards on one end and 2 on the other end. Then there was one guard guarding the one entrance and exit to this section of the jail. I squeezed my head back behind the jail bars and sat back down on the bench. About then, one guard dropped off my midday meal. It was something that didn't even look edible. Then, I thought of a good plan. Before the guard managed to sneak past my sight, I took some of the inedible food and threw it at the back of his head.
"Why you little piece of stuff prisoner. I'll teach ya a lesson all right," the guard said in pure anger. He rolled up his sleeve and tensed his muscles. I could tell he was pretty mad if a guard would do such a thing. He unlocked my jail cell and started to punch me. I easily blocked it making him fall over and landing face first on the stone wall behind me. I took my mattress and slammed it across the back of his head while I had the chance. He fell down back onto the bench, laying unconscious.
Unfortunately, the noise of the little scoff I got into got some of the guards in my section alerted. I had no time to lose. I quickly frisked the unconscious officer and found his keys and his 10mm pistol. I also managed to take a knife right when the guards came in. I tried to look and sound as casual as I could.
"This guard just had a heart attack. He collapsed onto the bench," I said obviously faking. The guards weren't buying it since they could see the mattress on him too. I acted quick and pulled out my combat knife on one of the guards. I quickly gave him a slice across the forehead and then threw the knife at the other guard's chest. It went right in resulting in the guard falling over, dropping the pistol he was just about to fire. I pulled the knife from his chest and slipped it back into my pocket. Step 1 was complete. Now I just have to escape.
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