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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 15, 2014, 05:37:24 PM »

the stray demon was awful for me because the fall takes some of your health and sometimes he does his AoE attack which wrecks me

fall control

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 15, 2014, 05:10:20 PM »

fire demon sage is easy once you know the strategy but when I first fought him blind I could not kill him

gwyn is harder if you dont parry but hes pretty easy with Solaire. Unfortunately solaire constantly gets grabbed and thrown by gwyn

nito is easy if you stand next to him the entire fight and have a good amount of pose. when standing next to him he'll do his explody thingy and kill all the skeletons so you dont have to worry about that.

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 15, 2014, 03:46:52 PM »

Does anyone else think that the gaping dragon is the easiest boss in the game?

no not even close

try fighting the gaping dragon and leaving the channler alive lol its not fun


easy bosses(no order dont have time)


EASIEST: Ceaseless Discharge
Taurus Demon
Asylum Demon
Priscilla
Sif
Bell Gargoyles
Pinwheel
Stray Demon

sorry if  im forgetting any right now

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 14, 2014, 10:40:51 PM »

sif not very hard but there is 1 attack you really have to watch out for. He will wind up then spin the sword 2 times which will take a lot of health.

and no one really know why Sif is that big. in the dlc sif and artorias are like 4 times smaller

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 14, 2014, 10:25:15 PM »

You're a forgetin' Sunbro be callin' my covenant gay with your piss yellow phantom playin' PvE you forgetin' nerd.

Hey why dont you take a sunlight spear and shove it up your arse mate

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Off Topic / Re: Kid just shot and broke my loving car window with a BB gun

« on: August 14, 2014, 09:50:56 PM »

i be so pissed at my kid and feel so bad for the guy whos window was broken

my child would also never see the BB gun again

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: August 14, 2014, 09:46:30 PM »

You're a terrible person

sorry but its funny af lmao

especially when the kid starts screaming too

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 14, 2014, 09:45:49 PM »

Fear me, for I am a spirit of vengeance, smiting the sinful as I travel from world to world, as a Blade of the Darkmoon.

I've only won one PvP battle out of 4 :(

gay

Gravelord masterrace.

also gay

chaos 4 solaire save

forest hunters all night and day

better but chaos is gay

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 14, 2014, 09:26:35 PM »

sunbro covenant is only covenant

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: August 14, 2014, 09:13:51 PM »

*nods head*

"Ours too!"

AHLALALALALALA

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 14, 2014, 08:59:16 PM »

how do you even do ng+++ that sounds ridiculous

its not too bad

the jump from NG to NG+ is pretty bad and NG++ was frustrating because I couldnt one hit kill enemies anymore

NG+++ isnt bad so far

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 13, 2014, 09:45:35 PM »

my first playthrough took about 45 hours. Now Im at NG+++ and Im only at 80 hours.

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 13, 2014, 09:25:31 PM »

I might as well start off again with master key lmao

yes

dont worry you'll be able to do the 2nd playthrough much much quicker

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Games / Re: Dark Souls

« on: August 13, 2014, 09:07:33 PM »

beat the capra demon and get the key to the depths

the depths arent terribly hard except the butchers (which arent that hard either)

near the end of the depths (before the optional Gaping Dragon (lol) boss battle) theres a gate that looks like it was bent open. Go through that and enter blighttown (bring a lot of blooming purple moss)

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Off Topic / Re: Mass UFO Sightings over Houston

« on: August 13, 2014, 05:00:08 PM »

looks like a flying sombrero