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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: March 10, 2010, 01:54:24 PM »

wish granted but the cat claws and knaws out through your stomach and kills you

i wish i could stop time and remove the sperm whale

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: March 10, 2010, 01:50:17 PM »

wish granted but i shove a rabbid cat in your ass

i wish i was immune to STDs

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: March 10, 2010, 01:47:26 PM »

wish granted but his assisstant is gay and so is the entire staff

i wish the HIV never kills me

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: March 10, 2010, 01:44:44 PM »

wish granted but the doctor is gay and has love with you
shoving the door knob deeper.

i wish south africa doesn't give me aids

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: March 10, 2010, 01:42:09 PM »

wish granted but the key broke

i wish for a giant vagina so the door knob doesn't hurt

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: March 10, 2010, 01:40:18 PM »

wish granted but after this wish i shove it up your ass

i wish for a giant door knob

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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: March 10, 2010, 01:32:57 PM »

wish granted but too many
good things happen and you kill yourself

i wish a monkey got a gun

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Forum Games / Why does he have blue balls!

« on: March 09, 2010, 04:39:40 PM »

So guys whats new?

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Off Topic / Re: My snake is bleeding!

« on: March 03, 2010, 01:50:30 PM »

Also lern2not tl;dr
On like page 3 he tells, he was loving a tuna jar and he was groping it to hard and it shattered and cut his richard.

you tell me to let it die and you're the one letting go on.
it's called curiousity dumbass!
and i still didn't get an answer.

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Off Topic / Re: Fill In The ______ Game!!!!

« on: February 28, 2010, 03:55:01 PM »

I____ in your _______ on the _____ last night!

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Off Topic / Re: 3d modeling software

« on: February 26, 2010, 11:42:49 AM »

thnx guys
i do like to use autocad but it's always getting outdated and then you got to buy another one, but blender is sounding good right now

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Off Topic / 3d modeling software

« on: February 26, 2010, 08:30:09 AM »

what is the best software for makeing human models?

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Off Topic / Re: Help I can't Jizz

« on: February 24, 2010, 03:07:38 PM »

ask your health teacher to suck on your richard maybe it is stuck in there

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Off Topic / Re: In soviet russia...

« on: February 23, 2010, 06:17:25 PM »

in soviet russia, soviets do russian stuff.

wow. lame
in soviet russia research watches you.

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Off Topic / Re: Tacos

« on: February 23, 2010, 06:13:53 PM »

It's... food coloring.

no stuff dumbass!