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« on: March 05, 2010, 06:48:18 PM »
This is probably the funniest thing that has happened to me all school year.
Yesterday, in my first hour (English), I was sitting with this kid Jeff. He was sitting next to my friend Taylor. He asks Taylor for a tampon, she gives him a maxi-pad instead. She throws it at him, he throws it at me, "What the forget, Jeff, get that thing off my desk." I brushed it aside with my paper. Taylor opens it and walks across the room to stick it on John.
At this point, Mr. Hume was assisting someone with their grammar on a report.
John takes the feminine pad off his back and sticks it on Aaron, who is sitting directly to the right of him, on the corner. He pulls it off and then sticks it on Josh.
Now, this is where I nearly pissed myself laughing.
Josh gets up, walks directly under the clock, jumps up and smacks it onto the clock. "Holy stuff, there's a maxi-pad on the classroom clock." The damn thing stuck there hanging for about 40 minutes before Mr. Hume realized it. It was about eight minutes before the bell when he realized it; "Who's getting the referral?"
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Now, this is the downfall. He gave Josh and Taylor a referral to the office. Mr. Pantano (Vice Principal), then gives anyone who had any physical contact with the maxi-pad detention. I thought this was totally unreasonable. I got John and Aaron to go the office to reason with Pantano. He completely looked passed us and instead, yelled and made threats. "You little brats are lucky you didn't get suspended!" He then turned at me and said "You're the problem, you think you're the town hall lawyer!"
Maxi-pad on clock = lol.
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