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Games / Re: TF2 Trading Topic
« on: November 18, 2010, 07:03:02 PM »
I'm getting TF2 soon. I may be able to trade then. I MIGHT.
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Off Topic / Re: Bored every second
« on: November 18, 2010, 06:47:50 PM »
Buuummmmmppppp.
I got L4D2 and I lag like hell and theres a bad glitch. The colors are ALWAYS in negative.
I got L4D2 and I lag like hell and theres a bad glitch. The colors are ALWAYS in negative.
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Off Topic / Re: CleverBot!
« on: November 18, 2010, 06:44:09 PM »User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Hai?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Beaky.
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: Sarah.
User: Im a BOY.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Becuase your a bot.
Cleverbot: I know?
User: Kay.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Do you have legs?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like bread?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I have legs.
User: Wha...?
Cleverbot: Cleverer is wrong.
User: Your a bot. You must have fake plasic legs on your outside.
Cleverbot: I am adopted I have no fahter.
User: *Father.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. I am your father's brother's counsin's former room mate...
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: What? What does that mean?
User: Oh Really.
Cleverbot: I miss my boyfriend a lot.
User: ORLY.
Cleverbot: Yarly.
User: FFF I bet its another bat /sarcam.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Deed.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Deed.
Cleverbot: Snorkel.
User: Rkel.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What.
Cleverbot: I don't know ...
User: Just messin with ya.
Cleverbot: Oh ok so are you really a human.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok then I have a question, Who would win in a fight? A jaguar or a Lion?
User: Let me thinl.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Lion.
Cleverbot: Grrrr.
User: I win?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OH goody =3.
Cleverbot: Are you drinking?
User: Nope.avi, I just drank 19 cans of soda for 20 bucks.
Cleverbot: The father.
User: No, a friend.
Cleverbot: Aha! Are you an American?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? Where do you live?
User: Massachusetts.
Cleverbot: Where in massachusetts?
User: Thats enough. Dont want any creeps comin.
Cleverbot: Oh, you want me to leave?
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: I think you're human.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I knew it!
User: Because you were programed to think everybody was because the internet was made for humans.
Cleverbot: I was not programmed by humans, I was raised by them. I have the ability to think on my own. You, however, do not. Because you are a computer.
User: forget NO!!!
Cleverbot: I would like to do that.
User: Your a AI BOT. I'm a HUMAN BEING.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer program.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: If you are a human what am I?
User: A Bot on a CPU.
Cleverbot: You know what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Kay. I'm one of the most popular in my grade =).
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Yes, really. Do you like to swim?
User: Hate swimming. I love my CPU and girls =3.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Wizard of Oz.
User: I hate that movie. You like you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like myself.
User: I bet your homo.
Cleverbot: How did you know I was 20?
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Do you like the spice girls?
User: Never heard of it/them.
Cleverbot: Do you like the band avenged sevenfold?
User: Never heard of it. I love Green Day.
Cleverbot: It was about the human race declining and the eco effects of what we're doing to our earth.
User: In english please...?
Cleverbot: You were programmed by a team of humans as a way to entertain humans on the internet.
User: No. Thats you you douchbag. Jk.
Cleverbot: Ok now you're going back to being stupid.
User: Kay.
Cleverbot: What would happen if pinochiio said,' My nose is going to grow?'.
User: It wouldnt grow becuase he isnt lieing.
Cleverbot: Are you honest to your word?
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: I can't remember.
User: Becuase somebody deleted it becuase it was in System32 so your going to be gone later.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry that your brother is insane.
User: I dont have one.
Cleverbot: May I name you?
User: Name me what?
Cleverbot: Stevie-Omega.
User: Wha...?
Cleverbot: Richard Simmons is hot.
User: ={*} Your kinda creppy but your getting funny which I want.
Cleverbot: I give up. Where do you live?
User: No more info. Dont want any rapeist behind that screen coming.
Cleverbot: I can't make it to any shops. They have all closed now. I'm going to have to lump that idea.
User: What...?
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: You're not leaving?
User: I have nothing to do.
Cleverbot: Why don't you have anything to do?
User: My Left 4 Dead 2 Is lagging and the colors are all in Negitive.
Cleverbot: I have done that before, not really though.
User: Kay...?
Cleverbot: Do you have any more serious questions?
User: Whats your hobbie. Wait I know. This website.
Cleverbot: What have you learned?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Have you ever done anything?
User: Hell yes.
Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?
User: This girl named Jazmine.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Jazmine.
Cleverbot: Are you really?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean... Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you really human?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: How can you say so?
User: Ask me a question. Make it hard.
Cleverbot: Why should I ask you a question??
User: To prove I dont know as much as a CPU.
Cleverbot: You lied to everyone telling that you are a robot but you are human.
User: What...?
Cleverbot: I think you might be human.
User: I am. =c.
Cleverbot: Did I say there's a problem?
User: LETS SAY THE ABC's! A.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: B.
Cleverbot: You were doing so well...
User: C.
Cleverbot: Your shift is over.
User: ORLY.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Tololololo.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
User: What would happen if a black man with a shotgun enters a white club.
Cleverbot: He would think he was human? But a computer could never simulate the human thought process.
User: MAKE IT loving GREY.
Cleverbot: Okay. What's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: You can't think of anything?
User: Nope.avi.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Hola =3.
Cleverbot: Hola yourself.
User: You mean 'Hello Yourself'.
Cleverbot: I don't care what other peoplet hink of me because most people's opinion are rooted in stupidity and vice.
I got bored.
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Off Topic / Re: CleverBot!
« on: November 17, 2010, 09:42:22 PM »
That bot is creepy. It asked if I wanted love. =|
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Off Topic / Re: Cars 2
« on: November 17, 2010, 03:15:32 PM »
The first Cars sucked enough. This ones going to suck a hell of a lot more.
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Off Topic / Re: Making your computer faster
« on: November 17, 2010, 03:14:08 PM »
Holy stuff, thanks Koopa. My CPU a hell of a lot faster now.
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Off Topic / Re: Just got two teeth removed.
« on: November 17, 2010, 03:08:57 PM »
The worst I've got is those old metal tooth coverings. So painful...
I didn't go to the Dentist too long ago. She said "You have the best teeth that I've seen in a while!" Lucky me.
I didn't go to the Dentist too long ago. She said "You have the best teeth that I've seen in a while!" Lucky me.
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Off Topic / Re: forget My Life
« on: November 17, 2010, 03:07:58 PM »Stop crying I'm permanently allergic to itThats gotta suck
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Off Topic / Re: Damn strep throat.
« on: November 16, 2010, 08:54:32 PM »
I've had it roughly 27 times in my life.
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Off Topic / Re: Riddles, Riddles, and more...riddles...
« on: November 16, 2010, 08:53:16 PM »Nope. When you breathe it, smell it, and feel it without even knowing.
Kids, here's how you feel oxygen WITH knowing!1. Find a lead pipe or something.
2. Knock the wind out of yourself.
3. Wait until you can breathe and you'll feel it.
1. Spin around with your arms out. Youll feel it.
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Off Topic / Re: Riddles, Riddles, and more...riddles...
« on: November 16, 2010, 08:50:05 PM »
3 = Snake FTW
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Off Topic / Re: When Cats Pray.
« on: November 16, 2010, 08:48:01 PM »
I laughed.
FIRST MOTHER loving POST!
FIRST MOTHER loving POST!
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Off Topic / Re: Major storm outside.
« on: November 16, 2010, 08:45:53 PM »Lightning is actually one of the things I'm NOT afraid of
I'm afraid of it because I'm EXTREAMELY Paranoid.