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Off Topic / Blonde Jokes
« on: September 03, 2011, 10:49:12 PM »
I loving love these. They are hilarious.

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"


You share!

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Off Topic / Well, my dog has a heart problem.
« on: September 03, 2011, 02:21:14 PM »
Well, that's just great.

This dog has been a part of my life since the day I came home from the hospital. (when i was born)
He's been around longer than I have, and I just know it won't be long before he passes.

The whole family is sad, but me and my mom are the most. I'm on the verge of tears right now, because I love the damn thing so much. ;_;

/discuss.

PS. He has a hole in his heart.

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Gallery / Small Seaside House.
« on: August 19, 2011, 08:52:37 PM »
A little something I've been working on in Badspot's server. It's small, so there's only a few pictures.
My building style is nice and simple. So it's not THAT detailed.







Join the server now for a closer look!

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Off Topic / 1337 things to do when bored.
« on: August 10, 2011, 01:40:07 AM »
1. FAP

2. Watch television

3. eat stuff

GOGOGOGOGOOGGO

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Creativity / My new signature.
« on: August 02, 2011, 11:04:34 PM »
Spent almost an hour working on it.

Hope you like! yes that is my avatar at the top


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Off Topic / This is some incredible stuff.
« on: August 01, 2011, 03:27:37 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5kkhh4Gtg4

Watch it. Basically it's prince arthas from Warcraft/World of Warcraft.

The image download link is in the description of the video.

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Creativity / Ill make you an avatar!
« on: July 30, 2011, 11:45:17 PM »
-forget it.-

I can't find out how I did it. I guess I have alzheimers.

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Off Topic / Mother is kinda... eh.
« on: July 23, 2011, 09:16:10 PM »
Kinda have some problems with my mother.
First she yells at me by saying:

NO, BARACK OBAMA IS THE 45TH PRESIDENT, DAMNIT.

And i was like okay...
Then, she says something completely off topic by saying:

"The united states has 51 states."

I say:

"No, mother, it has 50 states."

"51 because of Hawaii"

I literally wanted to facepalm, but she doesn't allow me to do that for some dumbass reason.
Then i finally said:

"Well, mother. I think you jacked my brain up. But I'll agree with you." <--- LOLNOPE

/discuss

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Creativity / My Little Pony - Official Art Thread!
« on: July 22, 2011, 02:00:08 PM »
Topic made because i was told so on synchtube. NO HATE ART.

Anyways just post MLP fan-art and if it's good enough it will be added to OP.

B)

GOGO

My Art:

Not done because gimp forgeted with me


Featured Artists:

Tyler66:



Narkro555:


Asablief:

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I'm just not even going to post any quotes because you'll find out why I made this when I give you the link.  Plus, I've grown too lazy to do dig in people's profile, quote the damn sentence an- Okay we're getting off topic.  Let's talk.  I'll just post 1-4 quotes within each paragraph.



1)   I never had any problems with mattnet1 until he posted in this thread.  This guy was giving out a poor rating.  First, he says it's good.  But then, he looks it over again and says:
CRAP... I forgot to look at the REST of the pics...  I looked at Interior only and i love the interior... i give that a 9/5/10 but the Whole house it self 0
When reading that sentence, it made me stop and think: "Wow, that made no complete sense."

This next quote came from this thread.

Pretty decent...
I realize a TON of spam in the FRONT and somewhat inside the home... You used the same color WAY to often...  And add new colors.. blue would be 5/5 for carpet...

But rating:
Interior: 3/10
Exterior: 7/10

OVERALL: 4/10

(extra rates)
Detail:5/10
Spam:10/10 (10 the highest and a lot of spam)
Colors: 0/10 (No different colors??? Then 0)
Terrain (Cant' rate this...)
Almost everyone in the thread disagreed with the rating style, and pretty much called him a complete handicap, which is what he kind of is.
Yes.  Do you have a problem at that?  And My rating is at least 20x different then anyone else. 
And 100x more stupid then anyone else's rating.  It doesn't make sense.  AT ALL.



2)   No he is not loving 20.  And he is not a college student.  I don't have proof, but I just know it.  He has no understandable logic at all, and has poor grammar.  Trust me, I would TOTALLY know this, because when I was "19" I had poor grammar, and no logic towards a bunch of teenagers.  But I was 12, back then. Almost 14, now, and have matured. :cookieMonster:
But if he'd post legitimate pictures of himself, I'd believe him.  Even if he does, it still doesn't change the fact that's he tremendously dumb.

I am 20 in college for Architectural design. 
Nope.

Miscellaneous
Just some quotes... and stuff.
This must be a FAIL.  The logo is of course made on PAINT... Which EVERYONE knows... Paint is horrible for layouts...  Use Paint.net or photoshop.  paint.net is free btw
Wow nice job complimenting someone who took the time of out of their loving life to make something!
What program do you use??? I mean its just pointless imo... But if you want peeps you need one.
Just oh my god.

Profile
Posts

/discuss

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Gallery / My first go at modern.
« on: July 20, 2011, 02:39:28 PM »








No interior. Please rate x/10 style.

CC is allowed.

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Off Topic / Can someone trans my logo?
« on: July 20, 2011, 12:42:58 PM »
My paint programs wand tool hate me. Or i'm just plain stupid i don't know. But can you do me another favor and trans this


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Off Topic / Creepypasta Thread
« on: July 17, 2011, 12:05:31 AM »


The Slender Man was created at the Something Awful Forums in a thread entitled "Create Paranormal Images." He is described as wearing a black suit strikingly similar to the visage of the notorious Men In Black, and as the name suggests, appears very thin and able to stretch his limbs and torso to inhuman lengths in order to induce fear and ensnare his prey. Once his arms are outstretched, his victims are put into something of a hypnotized state, where they are utterly helpless to stop themselves from walking into them. He is also able to create tendrils from his fingers and back that he uses to walk on in a similar fashion to Doc Ock, the Spider-Man villain in the Marvel Universe. The superhuman stretching ability could also be seen as a similiarty between himself and Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four. Whether he absorbs, kills, or mearly takes his victims to an undiclosed location or dimension is also unknown as there are never any bodys or evidence left behind in his wake to deduce a definite conclusion.


Not much is known, as no specific information is given within the thread about origins, but his objective and habitat are made very clear. He has the need to kidnap children, and is seen right before the disappearance of a child or multiple children. He seems to prefer fog enshrouded streets and wooded areas as a way to conceal himself from being noticed. It should also be noted that children have been able to see him when no other adults in the vicinity could. Children also have dreams or nightmares concerning The Slender Man before their disappearance. Confiding these stories to their parents are met with the usual parental admonition: overactive imaginations.


Even though The Slender Man is a total fabrication, people have already claimed sightings. He appears to the unwitting mostly at night, and most always peering out of wooded areas or near rivers. He has also been reported to peek inside left open windows and to walk out in front of lone motorists on long uninhabited roads. The Slender Man or men, have appeared everywhere from Japan, Norway, and America to name a growing few.

TL;DR: He's loving creepy as hell. But awesome to learn about.

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Gallery / My Best Pixel Art.
« on: July 16, 2011, 06:04:34 PM »
Hello.


It's a Spy! Click for larger image.

It consists of 2043 1x1 plates. This took me about an hour.

no rating just constructive criticism,

thanks

inb4image2brick. No this isn't imaged2brick. I reinstalled Blockland, so I just never bothered to find the file again after i posted this.

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