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Gallery / Re: CAKEFEST 2011 - The Staches community event
« on: October 16, 2011, 07:25:58 AM »
I must come by and look at ze cakes.

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Off Topic / Re: Pengie is gettin' pigeons, suggest names.
« on: October 07, 2011, 11:59:56 AM »
I guess one of them shall be Archimedes.

One of them shall by pidgey.

Now I must ponder on the rest.

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Off Topic / Re: My Lunch Table.
« on: October 06, 2011, 06:00:41 PM »
When your crotch is being shrinkwrapped by jeans then it's still pretty gay.  Straight guys shouldn't be wearing skinny jeans period.  They are for women and for women to show off their curves, just like only lesbians wear loose jeans.

So a married woman should flaunt around her body like a prostitute?

A woman who is possibly overweight from eating disorder or metabolism effecting disease should do the same?

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Off Topic / Re: My Lunch Table.
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:26:43 PM »
I wish I knew. It's not nearly as bad as our "Quick! Stand in front of that wall and stare at anyone passing by until they feel self-conscious!"

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Off Topic / Re: Pengie is gettin' pigeons, suggest names.
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:25:10 PM »
Stick it in their pooper

That was... unexpected... how did I not see that coming?

Pidgey, like the pokemon.

GENIUS

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Off Topic / Re: My Lunch Table.
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:14:48 PM »
Oh god that's hilarious.

That's what we think, though according to the disapproving glares of Ms Pole-up-her-ass, it's considered an abnormality to mock people in such a fashion and we should stop being so irritating.

So we stared at her and tried to convince her that we were attempting to insult her telepathically but her skull was too thick.

We got detention.

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Off Topic / Re: Pengie is gettin' pigeons, suggest names.
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:08:38 PM »
Have them love eachother

And get an army of pigeons to do your bidding.

That's actually what we plan to do, except the army part. The bird house thing houses around 15-20 birds.

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Off Topic / Pengie is gettin' pigeons, suggest names.
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:04:24 PM »
My father has purchased four homing pigeons. Two male, two female. We're not keeping them in the house, my dad's built a big bird shed thing in the garden.

Anyway, I'm in charge of taking care of them so I get to name them, what do I name them?

They're sterile, expensive brown pigeons by the way, not street vermin and no, I will not eat them.

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Off Topic / Re: My Lunch Table.
« on: October 06, 2011, 04:58:06 PM »
My friend and I usually stare ate each other and laugh at random intervals until we can convince people passing by that we're conversing telepathically.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - 37 Days until Skyrim
« on: October 05, 2011, 03:09:22 PM »
This shall be the most painful 37 days of my life.

Or rather that I can remember. I have a bad memory.

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Off Topic / Re: WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS : V2
« on: September 29, 2011, 06:38:04 PM »
My brother,

He says:
-"Games should be realistic or else they suck." (dismissing entire fantasy genre)
-"Sandbox games are stupid." (dismissing entire sandbox genre)
-"Roll based and turn based combat is stupid and if a game has either it sucks no matter how good the story is."

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Off Topic / Re: What's the above person's best quote?
« on: September 29, 2011, 06:36:13 PM »
Quote
I'm sure she'll love it that you posted her picture on a forum full of people she doesn't know.

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Off Topic / Re: Your move, Wedge.
« on: September 29, 2011, 06:33:16 PM »
I'M GOING TO PRINT IT ON RECYCLED PAPER.

HIPPY-MOBILE, AWAAAAY!

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Off Topic / Re: I got my first disabality check! :D
« on: September 29, 2011, 06:25:27 PM »
I personally find that the matter of taxes is;

You're paying money because you're living on their land.

They do whatever the forget they want with it.

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Off Topic / Re: I got my first disabality check! :D
« on: September 27, 2011, 02:50:08 PM »
-snip-

Oh God thank you, this thread was painful to read.

I was thinking "EXTREME CAPITALISM ALL THE WAAAAY" the whole time.

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