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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Do You Support the Death Penalty?

« on: March 16, 2011, 02:01:44 AM »

Yes, I do.

Screw the money, lynch those bitches. :P

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:59:18 AM »

IMO Monocle is better Counselor then the bitch at my school. She's very stupid when it comes to these topics.

I hate school counselors.  Last year I saw him once because they force us to.

That's horrendously depressing.

Oh.  Sorry to ruin your good mood then.
haha.

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:57:54 AM »

See, I thought how much it would suck to be a girl.

Then I smiled, cuz I'm not. >:D

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:56:23 AM »

-snip-

I know this isn't my topic, but I find it odd that some people don't realize that their personalities are shown on the forums.  Honestly, you are pretty cool.  You're also very funny.  I would find it really weird if kids didn't like you.  If you aren't well liked, that is probably because you are hiding from everyone in plain sight.  You won't let anyone know who you are, which is what I do when I am around new people.

-Snip-

Scary how accurate that was, about the whole sophmore thing.  But I do hang out with kids twice a weekend.  I moved from my old school into a private school, and fridays I hang out with the private schoolers and saturdays I hang out with my old friends.  Also, the only reason why I noticed that I didn't desire a girlfriend is because a few girls told me to ask them out, and I was like, "Uh...Can't, sorry."  I didn't even think twice about it.  Also, I'm not suicidal, I just wouldn't care if tomorrow morning while walking across the street to my bus, and a car struck me dead.

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:45:39 AM »

I ain't even mad.
Ejaculation is not needed to stick a round peg in a round hole.

Oh, lol.

I think you are kidding about Otis, though.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:44:50 AM »

I don't want to be another person bombarding you with questions, but this is actually a serious one.  For some reason, I have no goals or desires on a day to day basis.  Often I just wonder about death and whatnot.  I have no urge for a girlfriend, high grades, to work out, or to hang out with friends.

Do you have any opinions on this, or any way I could get motivated?

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:40:59 AM »

Otis had loveual intercourse for the first time at age 8.

with a girl.

his age.

Uh.  Yeah, mmk.

Can a kid even jack at 8?

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Off Topic / Re: Sandvich has a new girlfriend

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:35:38 AM »

Sandvich is an attention whore who will end up alone or with somebody he hates.

Regardless, relationships at his age are essentially friendships with frivolous importance added to it.

Isn't Sandvich 15?

Nonetheless, I have a friend who forgeted a girl at 14.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 01:05:16 AM »

I can pretty much tell from the picture what they sound like and how lame they already are.

I'll pass.

That was cute.  Go listen to your "HARDCORE CLASSIC ROCK!!!" now.

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:51:32 AM »

He also cannot properly convey what he wants to say.

Ohhhhhhhh.

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:51:10 AM »

Whoever they are, that beard isn't working for them.

They also have a "cool" fashion sense. Ah yes it's cool to look thrifty. Kind of like a homeless person.

dude, all they do is shoot heroin, smoke, and play music.  they are insane, in a bad way.

but most girls i know for some reason have mentioned that they love them.  a lot.

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:49:16 AM »

There's room in the boat.

?
Don't get it :|

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:47:48 AM »

You know it helps to take a shower once in a while.

yeah...

also, they are from MGMT.

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Off Topic / Re: Opinions - Is Aborting a Child OK?

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:47:02 AM »

What you're suggesting would make people like any other animal. We'd all be something along the lines of a super mutant from Fallout 3 instead of the intellectual society that we are.

Of course, we're still perfecting the intelligence thing.

Bleh, I can't properly convey what I'm trying to say. :/

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Off Topic / Re: Ask Mistur Monocle.

« on: March 16, 2011, 12:44:35 AM »

>take plane to netherlands
>smoke weed
>???
>profit!

I'm a poor teenager who can barely afford to buy Homefront. :c

Weed makes you ugly IMO

love.