1
Show Posts
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
2
Forum Games / [BLOCKADE BUSTERS 2] - Update 7 - ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS
« on: June 28, 2016, 08:43:45 AM »
logo by Tudoreleu
BLOCKADE BLASTERS 2 is yet another forum game that's vaguely like The RNG Dungeon. You're one of the nerds in a group dedicated to destroying very literal obstacles blocking your way - barricades, roadblocks, maybe even walls! Gameplay isn't very complicated: usually you post what you want to attack with ("I grab a sword and slash the wall!"), I roll to determine what happens ("1, it bounces off and hits your face.")
ROLL CHEAT SHEET
These are the laws of physics the entire game is built upon - they determine what happens during your assault. Your attack can land as advertised, hit like a train at full speed or blow you sky-high, depending on how random.org feels today.
Let's for example say you want to shoot at the obstacle with a gun:
| 1. | OH CHRIST NO NO NO | - Your gun's bullets ricochet off and fly into your face instead. Something goes so wrong I need to flip a coin to ensure your survival. Heads, you live at the cost of health. Tails, RIP in pizza - details further below. |
| 2. | YOU DONE GOOFED | - Your gun explodes and sets you on fire. Your action backfires into your face, hurting you. |
| 3. | BLUE BALLS | - Your gun jams and refuses to fire. Your action simply doesn't happen, resulting in an awkward pause. |
| 4. | ACTION SUCCESS | - Your gun shoots the wall. Your attack behaves as advertised, doing decent damage. |
| 5. | PERFECT! +2000 | - Your gun empties itself into the wall. Your attack goes the extra mile, dealing even more damage and possibly doing something cool. |
| 6. | LITERALLY ON FIRE | - Your gun inexplicably morphs into a rocket, blasting off into the wall and exploding with you in tow. Your action goes horribly right. dealing heavy damage and either hurting or straight-up killing you depending on a coin flip. |
| @ The following roll isn't possible without a boost (details further below) | ||
| 7. | I'M NUCLEAAAAR | - Your gun suddenly detonates with the full force of a hydrogen bomb. This attack is so powerful it instantly kills you and badly hurts your friend in its wake! |
HEARTS AND KILLS
You very obviously aren't invulnerable - you start off with three hearts to your name, and lose them as you botch your rolls. The results will dictate in an obvious maroon if your roll maimed you, and if that happens, you'll lose a heart.
Lose all three hearts, and you're KO. Get a notably nasty 1 or 6, and you're instantly KO! If that happens, you can either wait until someone revives you (details further below) or ask to be revived directly, in which case I'll flip a coin. Heads, you're back on your feet - tails, you're still down and have to try again.
HELPING HAND
You can opt to give someone a hand instead of attacking, which will enhance their roll by one! For example, if they roll a 2 you'll make it a 3 instead! It also heals one lost heart, or straight up revives them if they're dead. Just say "I'll assist/help/heal [username]" or something along these lines, and BAM.
However, there's a catch: if they roll a 6, it'll result in a 7 instead - which will instakill them and cause you collateral damage, as described above.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY
As I've mentioned a few times, you'll be attacking various obstacles that will do their best to hinder you - sometimes by intimidating you, sometimes by launching bricks at you, some might even have a turret to attack back with! They will also have a rating attached to them, which tells you how dangerous they are and how long it'll take to topple them.
ROADBLOCK: 100.00%
╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────
▌▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▐
▌████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████▐
danger: low
╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────
▌▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▐
▌████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████▐
danger: low
3
Games / Cube World just resumed development out of skullforget nowhere
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:27:28 AM »
Remember this jew who threw out a half-baked alpha, took the money and ran?
WHOOPS sorry forgot my keys here's some extra stuff lol
His twitter experienced a sudden burst in activity starting oct 10, after what's basically a year-long hiatus. He also put his soundcloud to actual use, in the same fashion.
I don't want to give out premature tenouttatens considering his business model, but all this stuff he's posting looks promising.
WHOOPS sorry forgot my keys here's some extra stuff lol
His twitter experienced a sudden burst in activity starting oct 10, after what's basically a year-long hiatus. He also put his soundcloud to actual use, in the same fashion.
I don't want to give out premature tenouttatens considering his business model, but all this stuff he's posting looks promising.
4
Off Topic / [HELP] are there any good drawing apps on a phone?
« on: August 14, 2015, 10:23:13 AM »
i'm looking for something like this, except less stuff. no, i can't use normal sketchbook because everything useful is barred away behind a colossal wall of "give us money".
quick thread because i have to go out for a bit, so
quick thread because i have to go out for a bit, so
5
Forum Games / PROTECT YOURSELF
« on: August 12, 2015, 11:52:22 AM »
Shamelessly bogarted from tumblr:
I saw this post and thought "what if" and then this thread happened. Do your worst.
6
Off Topic / i think my Skype is loving breaking
« on: August 10, 2015, 04:40:12 PM »
it's like deleting the skybox in BL except it partially goes away on mouseover what the forget is happening
8
Off Topic / Which web browsers run well on a toaster?
« on: June 27, 2015, 12:26:56 PM »
I'm temporarily on a stuffty laptop skullforget kilometers away from home. Chrome, which used to be advertised as faster than loving Sonic the Usain Bolt, runs like richard and makes YouTube videos stutter. Any alternatives?
9
Games / I ACCIDENTLY SPED UP RETRO CITY RAMPAGE SOMEONE HELP
« on: June 16, 2015, 05:02:54 AM »
gifv
i can't turn it off how do i turn it off the game's running at twice the normal speed call the police
10
Forum Games / [BLOCKADE BLASTERS] update 6, reset poll - BUT CAN I INTO WALLS?
« on: June 08, 2015, 04:45:28 PM »
BLOCKADE BLASTERS is a quick (hopefully) forum game, a DESTROY THE WALL spinoff with some elements shamelessly bogarted from PASS OR FAIL. You are various chuckleforgets hired to demolish a series of barriers, with or without defenses, by ANY means necessary. You post an action ("I pull a ramjet out of my ass and ram it into the barricade"), and I ask the RNG what happens ("1, the jet explodes and kills you.")
ROLL GUIDE
Treat these like the unchangeable laws of physics or some stuff like that - they generally determine how hard that ramjet explodes or how hard you punch something. Your actions can either go as expected, land a critical hit, or blow up in your face - depending on how random.org feels today.
Let's for example say you want to shoot the barricade with a gun:
| 1. | OH GOD OH stuff | - The bullet ricochets off the barricade and nails you in the head. Heads, you survive but get hurt. Tails, you're boned - details further below. Generally something loving bad. |
| 2. | YOU forgetED UP | - The gun blows up in your hands. Your action fails and throws you on your ass, hurting you. |
| 3. | AWKWARD PAUSE | - The gun promptly jams. Literally nothing happens. Imagine a tumbleweed rolling by when this occurs. |
| 4. | ACTION SUCCESS | - The gun fires a round into the wall. Your action behaves as intended, doing damage. |
| 5. | SUPER SUCCESS 64 | - The gun empties itself into the wall. You manage to go the extra mile and do a lot more damage. Generally the best option. |
| 6. | JESUS loving CHRIST! | - The gun transforms into a rocket and blasts off into the wall, dragging you along. You manage to do something loving outrageous, which does a stuffload of damage but has a half chance of hurting you as tradeoff. |
You can also get caught in the collateral damage of another person's action, if you manage to get hurt.
HEALTH AND KNOCKOUTS
Generally you shouldn't be able to survive loving Terminator-killing amounts of damage unscathed. You start off with 3 hearts - and those go down whenever you get particularily unlucky with rolls. The nifty chart above shows what can get you hurt (in an eye-catching red), and all of these will substract a heart.
Run out of hearts (read: get forgeted by the RNG thrice), and you're temporarily out. And then instructed to go to the bleachers, to feel bad.
If you get a particularily nasty roll of 1, you are INSTANTLY OUT.
TO THE BLEACHERS.
TO FEEL BAD.
If you're KO, you're encouraged to post something along the lines of "revive pls", "roll to escape the bleachers", "I wish for lighting to strike my corpse, so I may live again!" etc. If I see these, I flip a coin. Heads, you're back in the game. Tails, you're still out.
BOOSTS
You can also forget attacking and instead opt to give someone a boost: +1 to their rolls, so that if they roll a 2 they get a 3 instead, and so on. Rolling a 7 will cause them to blow up and die. It also heals the target, or outright revives them if they're KO.
Just say "i'll assist %username" or something along these lines, and BAM.
OPPOSITION
Like mentioned above, you're wrecking various walls - which will try their hardest to survive and hinder you by various means. Exerting an aura of authority, swearing like a sailor via an attached speaker, or just flatly shooting with a mounted turret. They also have a rating attached, which is there to give you a general idea of "how long will it take to break this forgetass thing".
ROADBLOCK: 100.00%
╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────
■▌▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▐
■▌████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████▐
rating: weak
╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────╥─────────
■▌▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▐
■▌████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████▐
rating: weak
11
Off Topic / [RESOLVED] windows' IncreaseUserVa function: will doing this break my PC?
« on: May 16, 2015, 03:50:59 PM »
there's a guide on running 64bit pc games on gay 32bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fic-Lt9k9tY
but i'm a bit iffy on doing this. i'm kinda competent with computers but this veers into "loving with vital stuff" territory, so...
but i'm a bit iffy on doing this. i'm kinda competent with computers but this veers into "loving with vital stuff" territory, so...
12
Off Topic / "Russia just made a ton of Internet memes illegal"
« on: April 11, 2015, 02:41:47 AM »13
Games / BOARD GAME ONLINE MEGATHREAD
« on: April 09, 2015, 03:17:38 AM »
main page
BOARD GAME ONLINE is essentially a board game that happens online. You have an inventory, get items to use (mostly to murder or hinder others), sometimes you'll get classes and sometimes you might get hit by an event from some sort of popular media.
It's weird as forget but also incredibly fun.
BOARD GAME ONLINE is essentially a board game that happens online. You have an inventory, get items to use (mostly to murder or hinder others), sometimes you'll get classes and sometimes you might get hit by an event from some sort of popular media.
It's weird as forget but also incredibly fun.
14
Off Topic / australian prime minister Tony Abbott just loving eats an onion raw
« on: March 13, 2015, 03:55:00 PM »15
Forum Games / BLF HUNGER GAMES 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO [ENDGAME] - MOLTEN loving DIES
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:31:07 AM »Quote from: OLD OP
yes that's right we're all going to die
basically you ask to enter the game, i throw you all in and post what happens.
the problem is, i badly need to replace all of these stufflords first:
http://i.imgur.com/XFfVXkP.png
just post here or PM me a message titled "blf hunger games" stating who you want to replace, and i'll add you and your avatar to the roster.
unless that spot is taken or you don't specify, then i'll just pick one at random and plop your doomed ass there
Quote from: EARLIER
IT'S ME AGAIN AND THIS IS JACKASS
[img]
using the forums, tell me which specific spot in which district you want to be put in. first come first serve - if someone beats you to it i'll toss you elsewhere random.
W
==AN UNKNOWN FORCE HAS INTERFERED, NEVER SEEN IN SUCH NUMBERS BEFORE!==
[LAST UPDATE aka ENDGAME]