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Forum Games / Slay That Dragon v.5 - A fossil from the early years
« on: April 11, 2014, 12:34:36 AM »
(All the nicknames in the quote are made up)
Code: [Select]
leet1337: I throw bomb at dragon.
AWSUMFACES: The bomb bounces off his skin, then blows you up.  I say to the dragon 'Die pl0x?'
RockLando: The dragon answers 'No' and tailwhips you. I sword him...
In short: First user tells what he would do to a dragon to kill him, the second user tells how the dragon kills the first user under those conditions, then tells what would he do to kill a dragon. Third one tells how this failed, then tries to kill a dragon too, and so on.
Basically you tell how the above user failed to kill the dragon, then state your attempt to kill said dragon.

I try to throw a large sword at the dragon's head.

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Suggestions & Requests / [Music Request] Pokemon X/Y soundtrack
« on: April 08, 2014, 01:36:47 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1lpJF2KFgI&list=PL9mCMKp0o7xuB45b6-AGhJX6d9B3vxSIO

some of these would probably sound really cool in blockland. not ALL of them of course, but a few select ones (like the villain team theme) would be nice.

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Past topics: 1 2 E 3 4

You stand in front of a ridiculously large wall, that's rumored to guard an "AMULET OF AWESOME" and, for purposes of this thread, you badly want it. Unfortunately, as I've stated, the artifact is smack behind the wall, so you've decided to...

Just saying, the title is short for "You Must Destroy The Wall". Excluding the roman number of course.




It goes like so: you post an action, I ask random.org to roll a virtual die and determine what happens.

1) YOU forgetED UP - Your action backfires really hard and I flip a virtual coin to see if you survive. 1 means you die a grisly death, 2 means you somehow stay alive.
2) YOU FAILED - Your action does nothing.
3) YOU ... DID IT? - Your action succeeds but does little.
4) YOU DID IT - Your action succeeds.
5) YOU OVERDID IT - Your action succeeds even harder.
6) OH stuff - A few things happen:
 - Your action's success is exaggerated,
 - I roll again to see what happens,
 - if I roll five you enter RAGE for 5 turns, which I'll explain down there.
 - if I roll 6 you blow up and die.

being in RAGE means everything you do is cartoonishly exaggerated. that's it that's all that happens.

READ THIS IF YOU DIE
If you're somehow "killed" you can ask to revive. I roll, and if the number passes the requirement (which goes down every turn) you're back in action.


That pretty much concludes the rules because I don't want to complicate it too much.

oh also lemme leave this quote here
The pleasure of being cummed inside



WALL INTEGRITY: 100.00


currently hyping up the next part of this game, stay tuned

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SURPRISE MENEN I'M BACK


THE forget IS THIS AGAIN?
After the media related incident and robot law integration, Estasi lived more or less peacefully until a wave of terror swept the town, commanded by a man named Donovan "CERN" Coglione. Mercenary bands started appearing, most successful of them being "Bronze Fist" (leader: Cobalt Riago), "M.a.S.-ER" (leader: Taylor Bombsky) and ARMADA (leader unknown). MaSER was the band that ultimately took out Donovan and his right-hand men, but not without losses. However, CERN's miscellaneous gunmen are banding together and starting up a new terror gang on one of Estasi's islands. A new, recently-formed mercenary group boars a train to their port...

NO, FOR REAL, WHY DID THIS WARRANT THE X LETTER?
One, it makes the logo up there look cool. Two, if you have a problem with the X mark you can chew on a lemon -- I do whatever I want with the title because it's mine and not yours!

DO YOU ACCEPT MARY SUES?
why yes of course I'M ACCEPTING CHARACTERS I'M STILL DOING THIS

NAME: (preferably first and last)
RACE: (human, robot or something in between)
MANNER: (your character's modus operandi, look it up)
WEAPON(S): (I want you to provide how it looks like and what it does, as long as it isn't OP or ridiculous) (also: sprite it you lazy forgetsicle)
OTHER NOTES: (this is reserved for gimmicks and stuff, in case he has heterochromia iridum or something)

I may alter your character submission a little; if it bothers you, PM me.

NOTE: no you can't recycle past characters

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Start reading
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Quote from: About
The Comic
Paranatural is best described as “X-Men meets Ghostbusters except everyone’s twelve.” It’s a comedy/action comic about a group of middle school kids with ghostly superpowers fighting evil spirits and investigating paranormal activity in their hometown. Paranatural began in the summer of 2010 and, as of 2012, updates Fridays.
The Author
I’m a 20-year-old college student from the East Coast of the United States. If you want to contact me with questions or comments, you can send an e-mail to zack@paranatural.net. You can also follow me on Twitter. I have a DeviantArt page as well, which is also where you can read the comic in the event that the site is down for whatever reason.
Basically Earthbound meets FLCL (or Spirited Away meets Gravity Falls, pick your poison) and then Paranatural is their bastard offspring.


It's a comedy/action/reaction-image-goldmine webcomic about a bunch of middle school kids with powers who fight ghosts, spirits and the occasional punk. The artstyle is sketchy and dodgy at first, but improves very quickly.

Other than that it's also, and I quoth, "funny as richards".



In short I'm gonna sum it up with the entirety of the old OP's actual writing:
READ THIS COMIC
NOW

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don't know what is a mad lib? google it

basically I need you guys to give me words of the type I ask, one for each person. Then when it's full I turn a beautiful work of poetry (or what have you) into a clusterforget by pumping it full of said words.

For round two I need the following:
Animal: night fox
Noun: tortilla   
Number:    
Verb that ends in ING:    
Type of liquid: lubricant
A place:    
Adjective:    
Article of clothing: buttflap jeans
Noun:    
Verb that ends in ING: mutating
Number:    
Bodypart:    
Bodypart (plural): fingers
Number:    
Verb (past tense):    
Noun:

go nuts

Rad fibs to FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T tell your parents:
"A recent survey informs us that one out of every 69 stuffs owns a/an goddamned phone. Fortunately, masturbating over a mobile semen in recent years has improved slowly. Today, colon-held waifus are all the rage. In restaurants, you find many erections talking erotically into their funky phones as they eat their fart. 78,569,004 percent of American forgets place their erections calls from their cars as they are dying to and from their home, office or secret sauce. Walking and talking are now the "in" sea cucumber to do. Over 3 percent of Americans walk our black streets with a hand-held snake pressed against their titties."

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CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING (download link included)
PLUS LOOK AT THIS TRAILER

Basically it takes the Pokefusion website (the one that recolors and face-swaps the poor things, it was all the rage here, remember?) and crams all of it into an unassuming copy of Pokemon FireRed. The amount of Pokemon to strategize with was already large, but in PFG the amount is upped dramatically when crimes against Arceus are thrown into the mix.

Also, an entire house is stolen.

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Games / Heart&Slash - FUNDED, awesomeness incoming
« on: March 05, 2014, 08:31:14 AM »
Kickstarter with alpha download (!!)
Greenlight page

It's basically a fast paced brawler with 60 different bodyparts (that do vastly different things) and roughly 75 (that's seven tens and then five) weapons to kick exhaust ports with. It has neat graphics and music, several great mechanics and a few dangerously hard platforming sessions (that thankfully can be optional, depending on how the RNG feels today).

it's great

edit: GUYS https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1597522957/heartandslash/posts/767107

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Suggestions & Requests / [Music Request] The Rogue Legacy soundtrack
« on: January 26, 2014, 07:37:47 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcNu7wvfbk&list=PLhNV2nTV_ROuIpDuJPeTcdshmfhNeVhwg
here's the soundtrack, and a lot of it would be awesome to have in BL imo

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Yeah i know it's old, but you really can't spell "gold" without that word.

Friendly reminder: Some gummy bears have a built-in punishment for eating too much, called "stuffting uncontrollably and confessing to unsolved crimes".

Case in point: all of these Amazon product reviews - some of them being pretty big.

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Games / Nuclear Throne - do you have enough shoot?!
« on: January 14, 2014, 06:26:08 AM »
Remember how every game in the Mojam bundle was crap, except for Wasteland Kings? That game is now Nuclear Throne, and it's now on Steam Early Access. You should totally get it.

Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680
Vlambeer's page: http://nuclearthrone.com/
The original Wasteland Kings if you don't wanna buy the game, right away: http://vlambeer.com/3/

If you don't know what this is, this is a procedurally-generated "roguelike-like" made by Vlambeer, it's also kind of "bullet-hell-ish". I can't really describe it... it's like a real-time version of Gauntlet mixed with The Binding of Isaac, with mutants and guns.
You can play as one of many mutants with special abilities and perks, spicing up the gameplay a-bit.

Also, keep in mind that this isn't the final product, so expect more wonderful things to come. Every Tuesday and Thursday, Vlambeer will be streaming the development of NT.
Basically it's a 2D Borderlands with a pinch of Hotline Miami, and it's pretty addicting.

The original thread died, so here you are.

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Off Topic / 3D printing is amazing v.2
« on: January 10, 2014, 02:47:58 PM »
i just saw a thing related to the three things called "three dimensions", "real life" and "plastic", and i realized, why the forget isn't anyone loving stoked for the whole 3D printing thing???

seriously i remember when it was some kind of innovation to print out basic shapes and stuff, and then suddenly there's this motherforgeter


this thing works and is made from "nylon powder" which is durable as hell!

i literally googled "awesome 3d printed things" and this bike was one of the first results.



"hey my teddybear, don't you think we should get engagement rings that aren't boring~?"
"my cross is boring, i wanna look awesome while praying so christ will come down and brofist me!"
"holy balls, i wish i had some cool spaceships to look at!"

GUYS

ALL OF THAT IS POSSIBLE AND MIGHT END UP IN YOUR HOUSE AT SOME POINT.

christ, we had a loving thread for those spaceships once, there was lots of cool stuff in there.
(personal note: try typing "profit" as an example of a cool looking one!)



all of this ultra cool stuff! bicycles, spaceships, crosses and rings and possibly guns and clothes!
if only any of that could be done at home.

well HERE YOU GO



FOR ONLY $1400 YOU CAN MAKE NEON GREEN SPACESHIPS AT HOME

seriously, imagine you're rich and want a new love toy because the last one was snapped in half. just torrent a model of a carrot and cram it into the printer!

YOU FINALLY CAN ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD carrotS.

OH AND, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING, BUT forget THAT!
ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED carrotS ARE ALSO HAPPENING.



"but, all of this requires some modeling and i can't model to save my life ;-; !"
FRET loving NOT





HOLY stuff THERE'S ALSO A 3D loving PEN.

imagine going to art class with this.
you can watch everyone doodle with their peasantly pencils, and then WHIP OUT YOUR BAD BOY AND SWIFTLY ART YOURSELF UP A SHOCKWAVE FIGURINE.
the look on everyone's faces will be priceless.


the future is coming and it's awesome.

discuss 3d printers and similar stuff in this thread!




please look at this 3D printed candy

thank you for your time

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