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Creativity / Animation Thread
« on: March 02, 2011, 12:59:16 PM »
Post any animations that are made by you here.
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Forum Games / Unfair Execution: Act 1 done!
« on: February 28, 2011, 03:51:45 AM »
From the left to the right:
=Poor guy who is about to drown. His leg is chained to some breakable rock.
=You, with both legs chained to a breakable rock. You're being executed for a crime you didn't commit. You have weak telekinesis.
=That guy you want to be the executed instead. He's about to push you into the water.
WHAT DO
And yes, you MUST survive.
recommended
-Use telekinetic powers to shoot your boulder with the gun
-Use telekinetic powers to use the gun to shoot off the drowning guy's chained leg
-Use telekinetic powers to tear off the drowning guy's chained leg
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Off Topic / The twenty-third of February, the Day of the Motherland Defenders.
« on: February 23, 2011, 02:10:52 AM »
You might be confused, but in Russia, this is a valid holiday.
It's about MEN. Soldiers, to be exact.
this day, women give men presents.
And there's a holiday named the Day of Women, on eighth of March, where WOMEN give MEN presents.
So yeah, today is a holiday for me. :V
It's about MEN. Soldiers, to be exact.
this day, women give men presents.
And there's a holiday named the Day of Women, on eighth of March, where WOMEN give MEN presents.
So yeah, today is a holiday for me. :V
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Games / 99 Guns: Septuple?
« on: February 20, 2011, 11:04:24 AM »
WARNING?!! OKAY, DON'T DIE!
Current version: 37
what's new:
NEW GUN: Strike Beacon: holy stuff it's raining bombs
NEW OPTION: Platformer Controls (WASD): Because arrow keys just don't cut it.
OTHER stuff:
-Swarm Mode's spawn rate has been fixed and enhanced.
-Randomize Mode no longer shows unused/unnecessary controls.
-Boss 4 no longer has severe SFX/death glitches with the Syndrome Slick.
-Boss 4's turret cursor bullets are no longer invincible.
-Gun 36, the Thumper, is now more effective at close range.
-Gun 42, the Flamethrower, should no longer have any SFX glitches.
-Gun 76, the Fuse Projector, now only projects lines while in use.
-Gun 82, the Plasma Raptor, now fires properly from the ground.
-Gun 84, the NeoFire Chaingun, now fires at a more comfortable volume.
-Pressing F2 in-game, dying, and restarting no longer breaks the game.
-The pause screen is less... boring.
-In PvP Deathmatch, Player 1's weapon name is not shown more than once.
-In Infection Mode, later weapons can now be obtained in earlier rounds.
-In Dual Wield Mode, using *Keyboard to Aim* and pointing left no longer
flips the second gun upside down.
-In Bullet Hell Mode, the large laser firing cursors will now follow the
horizontal position of the player, so as to not be as frustrating...
-Infection Mode and Bullet Hell Mode now have button prompts for when a
certain command becomes available to you, such as:
--Fire your missile barrage attack (PRESS X!) (Bullet Hell Mode)
--Trade a full gauge for a new weapon (PRESS Q!) (Infection Mode)
--Pick up a gun lying on the floor (PRESS Q!) (Infection Mode)
--Skip the break period (PRESS X!) (Infection Mode)
*(Suggested by Soviet Onion!)*
So basically you're a guy with one gun in your hand and a stuffaton of firearms in your inventory, and there's mouse cursors leaping at you or speeding at you, and you have to shoot them off. Sounds simple, right?
Uh, no. This game is loving brutal. There are LOTS of them (and even more if you play on Swarm) and after a number of killing, all onscreen cursors die and a boss pops up. Still simple, right?
NO.
BOSS 1: CRUISER
A strangely oversized cursor that spawns more regular cursors. Somewhat easy, but it's the start.
BOSS 2: VOLCANO
A big cursor with an extended tip, that moves along the floor and spawns slightly more cursors than Boss 1. Somewhat harder to kill.
BOSS 3: TIMESHIFT
A large cursor with a red outline paintjob. Teleports when offscreen, and slowly falls. Tough.
BOSS 4: TURRETGLASS
This is a f-ing HUGE hourglass, with two big cursors as turrets. When turrets are down, will try to cook you with lightning bolts, and this is where the fight gets awesome.
BOSS 5: DESTROYER
A big cursor that can't move, but rotates freely. He will attack you with a barrage of projectles in any part. There's 2 parts to this.
Part 1: Turret Fire
You cannot harm the boss AT ALL. There's T-shaped things all over the floor wals and the ceiling, that power the shield, and when given a command, all shoot at the same time.
Part 2: ENGAGE MURDER MODE
The shields are off, but the boss reached his FULL ARSENAL OF ATTACKS. He will barrage you with molecule shaped bullets, he will try to fry you with lightning, etcetera. HP goes down slowly, will turn to part 1 when his HP is depleted to a certain point, overall this fight is. loving. brutal.
That's Normal, Juggernaut (more brutal) and Swarm modes.
Current version: 37
what's new:
NEW GUN: Strike Beacon: holy stuff it's raining bombs
NEW OPTION: Platformer Controls (WASD): Because arrow keys just don't cut it.
OTHER stuff:
-Swarm Mode's spawn rate has been fixed and enhanced.
-Randomize Mode no longer shows unused/unnecessary controls.
-Boss 4 no longer has severe SFX/death glitches with the Syndrome Slick.
-Boss 4's turret cursor bullets are no longer invincible.
-Gun 36, the Thumper, is now more effective at close range.
-Gun 42, the Flamethrower, should no longer have any SFX glitches.
-Gun 76, the Fuse Projector, now only projects lines while in use.
-Gun 82, the Plasma Raptor, now fires properly from the ground.
-Gun 84, the NeoFire Chaingun, now fires at a more comfortable volume.
-Pressing F2 in-game, dying, and restarting no longer breaks the game.
-The pause screen is less... boring.
-In PvP Deathmatch, Player 1's weapon name is not shown more than once.
-In Infection Mode, later weapons can now be obtained in earlier rounds.
-In Dual Wield Mode, using *Keyboard to Aim* and pointing left no longer
flips the second gun upside down.
-In Bullet Hell Mode, the large laser firing cursors will now follow the
horizontal position of the player, so as to not be as frustrating...
-Infection Mode and Bullet Hell Mode now have button prompts for when a
certain command becomes available to you, such as:
--Fire your missile barrage attack (PRESS X!) (Bullet Hell Mode)
--Trade a full gauge for a new weapon (PRESS Q!) (Infection Mode)
--Pick up a gun lying on the floor (PRESS Q!) (Infection Mode)
--Skip the break period (PRESS X!) (Infection Mode)
*(Suggested by Soviet Onion!)*
So basically you're a guy with one gun in your hand and a stuffaton of firearms in your inventory, and there's mouse cursors leaping at you or speeding at you, and you have to shoot them off. Sounds simple, right?
Uh, no. This game is loving brutal. There are LOTS of them (and even more if you play on Swarm) and after a number of killing, all onscreen cursors die and a boss pops up. Still simple, right?
NO.
BOSS 1: CRUISER
A strangely oversized cursor that spawns more regular cursors. Somewhat easy, but it's the start.
BOSS 2: VOLCANO
A big cursor with an extended tip, that moves along the floor and spawns slightly more cursors than Boss 1. Somewhat harder to kill.
BOSS 3: TIMESHIFT
A large cursor with a red outline paintjob. Teleports when offscreen, and slowly falls. Tough.
BOSS 4: TURRETGLASS
This is a f-ing HUGE hourglass, with two big cursors as turrets. When turrets are down, will try to cook you with lightning bolts, and this is where the fight gets awesome.
BOSS 5: DESTROYER
A big cursor that can't move, but rotates freely. He will attack you with a barrage of projectles in any part. There's 2 parts to this.
Part 1: Turret Fire
You cannot harm the boss AT ALL. There's T-shaped things all over the floor wals and the ceiling, that power the shield, and when given a command, all shoot at the same time.
Part 2: ENGAGE MURDER MODE
The shields are off, but the boss reached his FULL ARSENAL OF ATTACKS. He will barrage you with molecule shaped bullets, he will try to fry you with lightning, etcetera. HP goes down slowly, will turn to part 1 when his HP is depleted to a certain point, overall this fight is. loving. brutal.
That's Normal, Juggernaut (more brutal) and Swarm modes.
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General Discussion / Witty phrases you said once (or twice)
« on: February 20, 2011, 05:58:15 AM »
^ read above
Quote from: somed00d
How do you drive this thing?
Quote from: Navarone
off a cliff
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Drama / Zinthex - Do not use the mininuke! And I'm not disabling it.
« on: February 17, 2011, 11:18:23 AM »
Basically I join his server. On spawn he had a ruleboard with a rule "NO MININUKE". I hide, plant a brick, check items and find the failed add-on.
Me: "Zinthex."
"If you don't want people to use the mininuke, disable it."
He responds he can't disable it right now.
"CLOSE SERVER, DISABLE NUKE, OPEN SERVER, PROFIT. Also, do you have the gravity jeep?"
Him: "yes it's not enabled"
"Then why won't you enable this when disabling the nuke?"
"because it lags for me"
"I call bullstuff. I hosted, it didn't lag for me."
"SHUT UP OR DIE"
"I can't die, nor I will shut up."
ban'd with reason left blank. I shake him down on IRC.
rofl xD so funy!
no comment
He quits. He needs to quit 2 more times.
/discuss
Me: "Zinthex."
"If you don't want people to use the mininuke, disable it."
He responds he can't disable it right now.
"CLOSE SERVER, DISABLE NUKE, OPEN SERVER, PROFIT. Also, do you have the gravity jeep?"
Him: "yes it's not enabled"
"Then why won't you enable this when disabling the nuke?"
"because it lags for me"
"I call bullstuff. I hosted, it didn't lag for me."
"SHUT UP OR DIE"
"I can't die, nor I will shut up."
ban'd with reason left blank. I shake him down on IRC.
rofl xD so funy!
no comment
He quits. He needs to quit 2 more times.
/discuss
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Gallery / [VIDEO] Blue (Da Ba Dee)
« on: February 15, 2011, 09:59:48 AM »
clickable image
(also apparently WMM dislikes me)