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Off Topic / Re: Joke Megathread
« on: April 14, 2014, 12:11:00 PM »
A man sticks two carrots in his ears and walks into a bus. A nearby passenger asks them an "Excuse me, why do you have carrots stuck in your ears?" The man replies "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE CARROTS STUCK IN MY EARS!"

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Forum Games / Re: Slay That Dragon v.5 - A fossil from the early years
« on: April 14, 2014, 06:19:14 AM »
You accidentally mix the cannonball up with a large circular taco. The dragon chews you out for making a mess.

I challenge the dragon to a boxing match.

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Games / Re: Warframe Megathread - Update 13.0 is out!
« on: April 13, 2014, 11:54:12 PM »
flat

gimme some of that $$$ pls

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Off Topic / Re: Are you left handed, right handed, or ambidextrous?
« on: April 13, 2014, 03:30:54 PM »
the poll looks more like a robot flipping me the shaft imo

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Cerebrated Chronicles - Based god
« on: April 13, 2014, 03:19:16 PM »
everyone does shiny things now

welcome to the future, where everything is blindingly shiny and there's nothing your dingloid can do about it!

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Cerebrated Chronicles - Based god
« on: April 13, 2014, 12:54:46 PM »
menen you're like super late to the party

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: April 13, 2014, 10:29:14 AM »
on that day mankind received a grim reminder

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Drama / Re: Betel's up to it again...
« on: April 12, 2014, 09:44:10 AM »
i cant believe ravencroft is dead

on a serious note though, what the hell
bash buttman's server all you want -  it sucks imo - but stay the forget away from ZIX'S RANDOMIZER SERVER THAT'S MY stuff

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Games / Re: Tomodachi Life
« on: April 12, 2014, 03:32:14 AM »
I'm pretty sure it did explain what the game is:



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Games / Re: Warframe Megathread - Update 13.0 is out!
« on: April 12, 2014, 01:47:23 AM »
nope, I do it too

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Creativity / Re: [Game Project] Dism - New OP! More story info!
« on: April 11, 2014, 12:59:13 PM »
a bit too much screenshake for a pistol, but other than that it's pretty cool

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Creativity / Re: Pixel Art
« on: April 11, 2014, 12:00:03 PM »
no, do a plane tank

Is that an Cave Story-style sprite to the left?

If so, I raise you an bunch of Mimiga!Lucas' portaits, purely out of boredom.

(If you don't who Lucas is, think Brawl (he's from Mother 3))

-images removed to shorten quote-
1. yes, the sprite and character are in fact both inspired by cave story
and 2. that's a reeeal weird neck he has, but other than that he looks pretty great

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Forum Games / Slay That Dragon v.5 - A fossil from the early years
« on: April 11, 2014, 01:34:36 AM »
(All the nicknames in the quote are made up)
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leet1337: I throw bomb at dragon.
AWSUMFACES: The bomb bounces off his skin, then blows you up.  I say to the dragon 'Die pl0x?'
RockLando: The dragon answers 'No' and tailwhips you. I sword him...
In short: First user tells what he would do to a dragon to kill him, the second user tells how the dragon kills the first user under those conditions, then tells what would he do to kill a dragon. Third one tells how this failed, then tries to kill a dragon too, and so on.
Basically you tell how the above user failed to kill the dragon, then state your attempt to kill said dragon.

I try to throw a large sword at the dragon's head.

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THESCOUT:2 - You go to lift a random dead body to throw at the wall, but then you discover dead bodies are actually pretty heavy for throwing.
KILLERCOP311:4 - You gain access the the Valve Rocket Launcher and then fire off several salvos.
POWERDAG:1R - You try to make the wall into a not-wall, but your efforts earn you an ejected brick to the solar plexus. Such an injury would normally incapacitate you, but you shrug it off.
F3D323:2 - You attempt the same railgun thing REDCONER and PurpleMetro attempted earlier. It fizzles uselessly.
BOMB KIRBY:6/2@ - You swiftly throw a bowling ball with all your might. Then you stare confusedly for a while until it hits you that you threw it upwards, as it crashes down somewhere behind you.
CHARLESSPEAKING:6/4 - You grab every brick that was forced out of the wall so far, and rapidly fling them back at the wall.
REDCONER:4 - You fire off lots of sticky bombs, and then detonate all of them in an earthshaking explosion.
IPQUARX:3 - You create a thousand bots, but fail to create rocket launchers. The bots wander aimlessly.
FLATFLYER:2 - Your sawblade gun promptly jams.
TRISTANBOMB:2 - You fail to get the wand.
SHADOWED999:6/4 - You summon an armada of sasquatches and order them to pummel the wall, which they do with wild abandon.
CRISPY:5 - You smash the wall around with your long wooden rod. Also, please put some pants on.
RANDOMTROLL39:2 - You fail to get some of this shapeshifting serum.
FAB:2 - You decide to hit Control+Alt+Shift+Delete, but are distracted by CRISPY's indecent exposure.
FLAMECANNON:4R - You gather the bricks CHARLESSPEAKING has thrown and the mortar smashed from the wall, and use them to create another (much smaller) wall.
RENDERMAN:2R - You fail to get the Destructo-Wand. You punch the wall in a fit.
HODOT:3 - You tell the wall to hit Alt+F4. Nothing happens.
CHILDOFDARKNESS016:3 - You turn one excess brick of Flamecannon's wall into negative energy, but then decide to bottle it as to not cause an explosion and collateral damage.
SHINYARCEUS4:3 - Yveltal used Oblivion Wing! It doesn't affect the foe WALL...
KIDPLASMA:2 - You fail to transform into the Colossal Titan. You evidently haven't watched enough anime.
GREENMETRO:4 - You tap into the power of your inner weeb and transform into a Titan. Then you slapfight the wall in a hissy fit.

TOTAL DAMAGE: -10.69%

LIVES ROSTER:
♥♥♡ ELECTRK (6 > 2, RESSED)
♥♥♡ KILLERCOP311
♥♥♡ FLATFLYER
♥♥♡ F3D323
♥♥♡ SWAT 3 (5 > 4, RESSED)
♥♥♡ GOJIRA (5 = 5, RESSED)
♥♥♡ JARELASH (5 = 5, RESSED)
♥♥♡ PWNON (5 > 4, RESSED)

IN RAGE: POWERDAG (4 left), FLAMECANNON (4 left), RENDERMAN (4 left)

WALL INTEGRITY: 65.85%




GODDAMNIT EVERYONE GOT REVIVED AND NOBODY DIED THIS UPDATE.
ONE FORUMER NEEDS TO DIE EVERY UPDATE.
I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE REAL QUICK I GOTTA SATE MY BLOODTHIRST I GOTTA FEED

or actually hey why not knock-out this guy

LIVES ROSTER (cont.):
♥♥♡ GREENMETRO DEAD, roll 4+

here we go, i apologize for the inconvenience, gonna go back to playing warframe

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Games / Re: Nuclear Throne - FLÄSHYN
« on: April 10, 2014, 02:30:14 PM »
they'll fix it in a week or so calm down

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