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Messages - dorkdotdan

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Turntable needles are made of diamond?

I'll be right back...
only the needle which is like 1/100th of a gram. They're $20 a pop.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: September 17, 2012, 08:34:51 PM »
wear 2 get free dope?
Someone says this everytiem I wear this shirt.

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Where did you get redneck from getting pulled over?
Your getting slack from the pigs every other day of the week.

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Now I can buy turntable needles cheap.

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#rednecklife

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: September 17, 2012, 08:28:30 PM »
Dan 2.0



Features:

Haircut
Anti-Kilser shirt
Babyish face

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Off Topic / Re: Homework Excuses
« on: September 17, 2012, 08:20:11 PM »
I don't like being forced to learn something that I will never ever use in my later life.
Every time someone says this I ask them how to spell grammar.

No one has gotten it right to date.

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Off Topic / Re: Why do we hate lord tony and the docter so much?
« on: September 17, 2012, 08:13:51 PM »
I miss Lony so bad he made everything so lively


yes I'm serous
Forum Elections anybody?

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: September 17, 2012, 06:39:02 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: I think one of my dogs is dying :/
« on: September 17, 2012, 11:47:27 AM »
If your dog is having seizures shouldn't the first response be to take him to the vet?

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Off Topic / Re: ugh i need help
« on: September 17, 2012, 11:39:07 AM »
Apologize?

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Off Topic / Re: Forum rap battle
« on: September 16, 2012, 07:52:12 PM »
I can't stand it I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
Because your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

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Off Topic / Re: Break in next door.
« on: September 16, 2012, 06:06:30 PM »
Yea he was in Afghanistan for the Air Force for 6 1/2 months.
Just have him parachute in and save the day with his akimbo machineguns.

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Off Topic / Re: If you could change your name to anything...
« on: September 16, 2012, 03:57:40 PM »
I know someone whose parents almost named him Fred, which would've made his initials cigarette
Oh god that would suck so much

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