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Forum Games / Re: Short cut- A short story.

« on: October 11, 2010, 11:46:21 PM »

Short: So uh, who the hell are you?

Beebo: The name's Beebo mon. So tell me mon, what is a America bumbo like yourself doin out here? Yah.
Short: Nice to meet you Beebo, well I had a zit, and...wait why do you want to know, I don't even know you.....
Beebo: You don't need to tell me mon.
Short: Good.
Beebo: Because I can read minds mon, you popped a zit and fell here yah?
Short: WHAT THE HELL!
Beebo: Uhh....mon.

What to do??

InventoryFists
Dr.Leopard
Condom

Interactive objects in roomBeebo the Jamaican
You
Dirt

STATSHealth: 25/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 1: |||||||||| (1/10 EXP)
Effects: Burning, Broken Arm, Black eye

OTHEREXP +1 for being a badass and surviving such a fall.
You are on fire, go to a doctor  or get a fire hydrant. Being on fire takes away, 3 health per turn in battle.
Gained broken arm -2 punching
Gained Black eye -5 vision
Gained Cuts and bruises cuts down health by half.

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Games / Re: Transformice

« on: October 11, 2010, 10:46:23 PM »

Someone join the blockland server, I'm getting lonely.

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Drama / Re: Plornt's Doors

« on: October 11, 2010, 10:27:28 PM »

Thats exactly right.

Why do you keep typing in small text?

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Off Topic / Re: Taking Off My Mask

« on: October 11, 2010, 09:55:51 PM »

I gots a little secret 2. I'm 1 year younger than I said I was. I'm close to 14 though '~'

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Off Topic / Re: Taking Off My Mask

« on: October 11, 2010, 09:46:56 PM »

inb4anotheraccountsincehedidt hesamewithgoombie

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Off Topic / Re: Since its Monday, and I have a sick, and Im at home, why aren't you at school?

« on: October 11, 2010, 09:42:42 PM »

Homeshcooled.

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Forum Games / Re: Short cut- A short story.

« on: October 11, 2010, 09:37:06 PM »

He blows the zit up

Short cut: Grr, nrgh.

Short cut: Uh-oh

Short cut: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Short cut: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*splat*
*ITEM BROKEN, BLACK BOX IN TOP-LEFT CORNER*
Short cut: Nuh........

Jamaican: what the hell mon?

(Oh god I probably just lost every Jamaican viewer.....)

InventoryFists
Dr.Leopard
Condom
Interactive objects in roomBeebo the Jamaican
You
Dirt


NEXT TIME ON SHORT CUT
Will Short cut survive?
Who is this mysterious Jamaican,
AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN JAMAICA!?

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Forum Games / Re: Short cut- A short story.

« on: October 11, 2010, 08:52:11 PM »

open door

You spend 20 minuets getting to town.

Short cut: Ugh *yawn* still pretty tired.

InventoryFists
Dr.Leopard (Parody of Dr.Pepper)
CondomInteractive objects in roomZit
Black box in the top left corner of the screen.
You

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Forum Games / Re: yet another Roll to Dodge

« on: October 11, 2010, 08:30:49 PM »

LOCK THE loving THREAD, THESE  ARE GETTING ANNOYING

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Forum Games / Short cut Chapter 1. The entrepreneur le gods

« on: October 11, 2010, 08:28:19 PM »

WELCOME! Do to keep the story going being the highest rated vote in the poll, Short Cut has become official! Welcome to chapter 1. In this story you can be as silly as you want. Barely any rules although that doesn't stop a banlist. Speaking of....
BANLIST
JTBreslow: Okay, you ate 1 condom in the story. THERE ARE NO MORE loving CONDOMS SO STOP DEMANDING WE EAT THEM!

Anyway, have fun.


STORY STARTyou play as a guy named Short cut. You are 18 years of age and just moved into your new house. You applied for a job at McMakeAmericaFat. It starts at 3:00PM.

Short cut: *Yawn* I really shouldn't have stayed up to watch that Ninja pirate robot movie.
Interactive objects in room.Door
Zit/entrepreneur le
TV
Black box in top left corner with stats.
You (This option will always be availible)

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Off Topic / Re: So. .

« on: October 11, 2010, 07:49:28 PM »

I almost killed my teacher and they let me get away with it

Was he masterockets?? Because that explains why they would.

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Forum Games / Re: Sausage Cop-Episode 2/10 Tying Up Loose Ends [Started]

« on: October 11, 2010, 06:48:11 PM »

Sausage cop 1 The Phantom wiener

Sausage cop 2 Attack of the beef

Sausage cop 3 Revenge of the chicken.

Sausage cop 4 A new grease pan.

Sausage cop 5 Tenderloin strikes back

Sausage cop 6 Return of the Sausage fighters,

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Off Topic / Re: PICK UP AN OBJECT AND CLICK THIS THREAD

« on: October 11, 2010, 05:30:38 PM »

A flip vedeo camera.


:C

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Off Topic / Re: So. .

« on: October 11, 2010, 05:27:00 PM »

Ban time?

Me or him??

I just thought this title was a little ambiguous. It would be better if it had like Today at school... or My teacher bit the dust...you know that sort of stuff.

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Off Topic / Re: So. .

« on: October 11, 2010, 05:20:42 PM »

So I heard you like ambiguous.

Also, inb4offtopicismyfavoriteblog