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Off Topic / Re: Your school aint like mine, for a 8 year old.
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:53:02 PM »
Can't tell if trolling or just too young to be on the OT forums.
I mean, is he boasting about his 'school full of badasses'?
I mean, is he boasting about his 'school full of badasses'?
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Off Topic / Re: Does anyone honestly want Obama to be elected again?
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:43:50 PM »
I saw something that applies to this.
"You voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you weren't tribal. Now vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you aren't stupid."
"You voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you weren't tribal. Now vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you aren't stupid."
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Off Topic / Re: ak 47 and my heritege
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:40:12 PM »I have just recently found out I am russian. I have decided my gun will be an ak 47 and a desert eagle because they are both made in russia. My motherland calls me back to the ussr! The soviet union and communism work you guys. try it out. The ak-47 has a fast reload and can kill in 3 shots. the m4 and m16 kill in 4 shots.
Russian guns 1
American guns 0.
The desert eagle has a lot of recoil, I can only hold it with two hands. but an m9 and usp45 can only be held with 2 hands too. only just mine can kill in 2 headshots, and 3 body shots. m9 and usp take 3 headshots and 4 body shots to kill.
Russian guns 2
American guns 0
The american army are nothing but quickscoping homos, they don't beat the spetsnaz. You see, The spetsnaz rely on there skills, but the americans rely on quickscope and camping. and when I get two desert eagle I am going to go akimbo and kill all the noobs who dare defy russia. Also the puny guns of americans do not hold a match to the Ak-47 and russian desert eagle!
Also I tried vodka, Now I drink it 24/7 best drink ever, I never don't drink it. american beer and whiskey suck, russian vodka rules.
The only things america was good at was having doctor house.
American army is full of little kids who play too much call of duty! I never played that game in my life.
Also, remember when Russia invaded america? and then the americans launched that pusillanimous individual EMP and we still kicked there asses. Russia number 1.
Bitch, people don't quickscope in real life.
Edit: Akimbo Desert Eagles? Ahaha, It's like she's never shot a gun.
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Off Topic / Re: NFL Postseason/Playoff Megathread 49ers won their Division!
« on: January 20, 2012, 03:51:46 PM »
"Megathread".
Six pages.
So yeah, what's happening so far in football? I never really check in on it.
Six pages.
So yeah, what's happening so far in football? I never really check in on it.
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Off Topic / Re: Find Me!
« on: January 20, 2012, 03:33:55 PM »but what if you like to be raped
and then you like not liking it
so then you like it
but you don't like it
and you like that
and forget my mind
Mind rape?
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Off Topic / Re: Blockland Recommends: Games (One Billion Games to Play before you Die)
« on: January 20, 2012, 03:28:27 PM »
Spiral Knights. Best free MMO ever.
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Off Topic / Re: Find Me!
« on: January 20, 2012, 03:21:25 PM »I'm an upper class prostitute, only work for CEO's and stuff.
I'm the CEO of a blockland clan...
Here's fifty bucks bend over.
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Off Topic / Re: Who here hasn't blocked Lørd Tøny
« on: January 19, 2012, 08:54:18 PM »
I blocked him. I'm tired of his douchy trolling attempts.
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Off Topic / Re: The bank in my town was robbed
« on: January 19, 2012, 06:50:44 PM »Ok, now you we know you live in sight of the bank
Good luck searching house to house asking "Is this the residence of Neon of the Off Topic blockland forums?"
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Off Topic / Re: The bank in my town was robbed
« on: January 19, 2012, 06:48:35 PM »by the way is there a news article or something of this
http://www.lenconnect.com/news/x886300236/OSB-Community-Bank-branch-robbed
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Off Topic / Re: Is it discipline or abuse?
« on: January 19, 2012, 06:14:10 PM »
I suspect trolling, but child abuse.
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Off Topic / Re: Help decipher my fortune cookie.
« on: January 19, 2012, 06:05:22 PM »
Because of your skill with an instrument or music, the moon will always aid your appearance with such? Maybe it's more cryptic advice than a fortune.
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Off Topic / The bank in my town was robbed
« on: January 19, 2012, 05:32:49 PM »
So at about 11 today, our community bank was robbed. The robber was armed, and the amount stolen is still undetermined. We live in a small town, so this is pretty big news. There was a school-wide lock down and rumors spread quickly. The robber was wearing a ski mask and is still being identified. This is kindof scary for me considering the bank is just down the road. I can literally see it from where I live.
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Off Topic / Re: Iban actually arrested?
« on: January 19, 2012, 04:55:26 PM »I think you'll find that I "flirt" like that with everyone, because when normal people have a friend of the opposite gender, they'll do that.
Not that you'd understand being normal, or that "manipulating girls to be on your side" isn't really worth it when you've spent $400 on them and got nothing out of it.
Yeah, best $400 you've ever spent amirite? You're not a hapless loser chasing after girls on the internet and then getting bitterly resentful when they reject you! No! You're a brilliant mastermind troll that manipulates girls by showering them with gifts and attention while they ignore you and talk to other people who are more interesting than you.
Keep it up Iban. You're livin' the dream.
Holy loving stuff you guys, what the hell is even going on anymore?
One second I mention that stocking's picture triggers my gag reflex, and the next we're talking about troll-entrepreneur ing and stocking suddenly becoming a whore. What?
