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Messages - Neon

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Off Topic / Re: Miga's IRC Experiment | ALL NIGHTER WHOOOOOOOOO
« on: February 05, 2011, 10:10:34 PM »
Too bad you know you'll lose the bet.

I call your bluff.

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Off Topic / Re: Miga's IRC Experiment | ALL NIGHTER WHOOOOOOOOO
« on: February 05, 2011, 10:07:36 PM »
You have like an eight high, then.

It beats having to fold.

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Off Topic / Re: Miga's IRC Experiment | ALL NIGHTER WHOOOOOOOOO
« on: February 05, 2011, 10:03:55 PM »
I run on Wi-Fi 24/7.
Your internet just sucks.

Well, It's leaching internet from some dude named jim accross the street. I guess you just play the cards you're dealt when it comes to free internet.

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Off Topic / Re: Miga's IRC Experiment | ALL NIGHTER WHOOOOOOOOO
« on: February 05, 2011, 09:58:28 PM »
YES I DO.
I HAVE A FULL BODY BEARD.
REMEMBER.

OH YEAH? I HAVE TWO.

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Off Topic / Re: Zoneark is a Pokémon?!?
« on: February 05, 2011, 09:54:40 PM »
Watched the movie just now. Died inside alittle.

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Off Topic / Re: Miga's IRC Experiment | ALL NIGHTER WHOOOOOOOOO
« on: February 05, 2011, 09:51:41 PM »
Sorry, I won't be able to participate. My Wi-Fi won't be able to handle the download. Damn you, Wi-Fi. DAMN YOU.

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Off Topic / Re: Miga's IRC Experiment | ALL NIGHTER WHOOOOOOOOO
« on: February 05, 2011, 09:41:34 PM »
I'm unfamiliar with the whole IRC thing, how can I download an IRC client? Where could I find one?

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Off Topic / Re: Tell a joke, win an internet cookie!
« on: February 04, 2011, 10:03:43 PM »
So a mom and a dad are having fight. the mom calls the dad a bastard and the dad calls the mom a bitch. The son hears them screaming at each other and walks into their room having heard everything they said. The kids asks the mom "What's a bastard?" and the mom says "A bastard is a type of boy." The kid then asks his dad "what's a bitch?" and the dad says "A bitch is a type of girl." The Dad goes to the bathroom to shave and the mom goes to prepare the turkey for thanksgiving. The mom, regretting having the fight with her husband, screams out loud "forget!!!" and the little kid hears her. So he goes to the kitchen and asks his mom "What's forget?" and the mom(since she is stuffing the turkey) says "forget is the stuff I'm putting into the turkey. In fact, the process of doing this is called loving." The dad, also regretting having the fight with his wife, screams "stuff!!!" out loud. the kid hears that too, and goes to the bathroom. the little kid asks "what's stuff?" and the dad( since he is putting shaving cream on) says "stuff is the stuff I'm putting on my face." The kid then goes outside(since it is only 4:00). He met 2 kids, a boy and a girl, on the sidewalk. they both said hi to the boy, and the boy said "Hey bitch! Hey bastard! my mom is loving the turkey, and my dad is putting stuff on his face!"

You, good sir, have earned an internet cookie.  :cookie:

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Off Topic / Re: My Dad got in a fight with my brother
« on: February 04, 2011, 09:56:10 PM »
well this topic totally doesnt help


























JUST KIDDING :D LOL




FUUUU AND I WAS SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE I LOST HOPE IN HUMANITY HURR HURR

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Off Topic / Re: You laugh, you lose V.2.1 - WUBUBUBU
« on: February 04, 2011, 09:43:57 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Tell a joke, win an internet cookie!
« on: February 04, 2011, 09:40:50 PM »
Your mom.

OHOHOHO, THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE.

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Off Topic / Tell a joke, win an internet cookie!
« on: February 04, 2011, 09:38:23 PM »
Basically, just tell a normal joke (Anything from Blonde jokes to knock-knock) and win an internet cookie. I'll start.

You're so fat, when you bent down to tie your shoes, your face burned in re-entry.

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Off Topic / Re: I ran out of Frosted Flakes - True story
« on: February 04, 2011, 09:32:02 PM »
So I ran out of Frosted Flakes and milk, so I went to the store to pick some up and I saw Ryan Seacrest who gave me two plane tickets to Australia. I threw one ticket away and went to Australia, When there a local gave me a boomarang and called me a "Dingo." Later I saw an Elephant and threw my boomerang at it, it died and I lived.

That's all.

CRIKEY MATE. THAT HEADSHOT WAS SPOT-ON.

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Off Topic / Re: recommend me some good techno
« on: February 04, 2011, 09:29:24 PM »
you were able to understand it.
I would never :O

Actually, some of It I didn't understand. Most of it. No, really. Half of the words you said meant nothing.

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Off Topic / Re: I just had a battle with a hoard of bears
« on: February 04, 2011, 09:28:06 PM »

I had clogged its nostrils with pudding cups

Pudding is resistant to fire

Pudding is resistant to fire? I need to test this.

EDIT: OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE! IT'S LIKE NAPALM OH GOOOOOOD!

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