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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 08:43:43 PM »

>Nuclear Missiles?  They are about as useless as the French in war
>Nuclear Missiles
>useless

confirmed for troll

Yes, the French are useless.

What dimension do you live in?

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 08:40:01 PM »

Listen here sonny, the grand old USA invented democracy, something that you oh so smancy Europeans try to imitate poorly but always have your big old government giving million dollar handouts out to lazy bums on the street. We take our oil if we damn well want to, who are you to point fingers at us, especially since we got 10000X more nuclear weapons ready to launch? I worked as a CEO, doing good amounts of paperwork for million dollar bonuses, and I got this job because my mom when she was younger fondled around with some guys for patronage. Can your oh so great and hip Macbook be modified to have 5 instances of Skyrim open on Ultra settings AND watch Naughty Mary get nasty in a 40 minute POV video all at once?

I DON'T THINK SO

So get your friend gay emo British school boy nose out of trying to discredit the best darn country in the world that OWNED you multiple times throughout history because EUROPE sucks and they are jealous of AMERICA.

More trolling. I'm calling the internet police, stationed in London. I am not joking as they WILL come to your house and escort you to a maximum security prison in the state of New York City (A god awful state, that's where people go to get tortured by black people in prison). I'm pretty sure that the entire state is consisted of prisons, just as all the other states. Nuclear missiles? They are about as useless as the French in war, because everyone knows that Americans are too big of pussies to launch them. Also, don't you dare dis the best computer made by Apple (A european computer maker, that's what my mom told me) because you stole money from a homeless man who should be given free money to buy your little computer, because Capitalism is dumb because it's stupid!

I don't think anyone here could fight against London's finest, either, so you had better stop your trolling! What happened to the internet being a secure place where a man could come and relax and read about a young man's column and encourage him to keep up his great writing?

I am being congratulated by college professors for writing such an article, and none of you can take that away from me!

Eagles? Those are the worst bird. They can't even stay out of endangerment, just to show how weak they are. Fitting for the American symbol, huh?

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 07:00:35 PM »

Wow...

You're really going with this?

NO NEWS CORPORATION IS GOING TO LIMIT ACCSES TO PARTS OF THEIR WEBSITE TO PEOPLE IN A CERTAIN CITY! IT ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE!

Yes it is. I have proof because you obviously cannot access the websites.

See? It was that simple.

Again, it very much is possible.

It's very simple, actually. Might be a little complex for you foolish Yankees. After all, most of you are inbred.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 05:34:30 PM »

Link to the article. On the London News Network.

It isn't available in the USA. Only in London, England.

God you Americans are so thick headed.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 05:27:30 PM »

Link or it didn't happen.

I'm not going to link you to my E-mail! You want it to snoop around and find pictures of me, because all Americans are overwhelmed with perversion.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 05:22:39 PM »

Look! the London New Network (LNN) wants to feature my article on their website and morning show!

Code: [Select]

Dearest Tom Orrow,
...I wish to feature your beautifully crafted column in our TV show and newsletter, could we have your permission? It would boost your ratings and fame as a columnist, if you are looking for more opportunities to further your career. Please call me or visit my office in Inner London if you would like further information.

Sincerely,
P.E. Nis
CEO, London News Network

Just a snippet of what they E-mailed me.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 05:17:16 PM »

Bwahaha.

I am sorry for using such offensive slang on the internet, a very fragile and sensitive place.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 05:15:47 PM »

britaine is homoloveual LOL!

I could not make sense out of such atrocious grammar. Go back to school you DOLLYWALLOP

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 05:14:25 PM »

Yes, you are.

This topic is a joke.

I beg to differ!

Such serious matters are not jokes, my friend.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 05:10:43 PM »

So I am doing something illegal for defending my country? Also I said I like England. This whole post is just silly. Also I believe this forum was made in America.

Trolling is an illegal activity, shown in section 3B in chapter 7 of London's internet police handbook. This "forum" as you call it is for discussing political matters inside and outside the great city of London. If you can't accept this English-friendly website then you need to stay away from here, or else, again, I will call the police.

You are simply an American ultra nationalist with nothing better to do than to hate on every other culture that is different than yours, you sick pig.

I am a college student who is 2 years ahead of every average student in the country of England, so about 5 years smarter than the average American 17 year old. I know what I am talking about, and you obviously do not.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 04:53:46 PM »

So were the worst country in the world? Were the worst country for helping out other country's? We did invent a lot of the things you see today. We won our freedom against Great Britain. We aren't just fat slobs, we get things done. Were helping those many nations. In fact were probably caring more for other nations then our own. I like England to, but if I had to choose which country to live in I'd choose America. By the way we all know you aren't a reporter. We all know you didn't write this in a magazine. Your simply some kid who hates America.

This offensive slander will get reported to the London police. I will take none of it on this precious website. The police will track your IP and find out all the illegal activities you do, such as trolling, and inform your city's police.

If you really love America that much, don't come to this website! It's as simple as that. You say America cares for other countries when really you are just lazy fat people with equal rights!

The London Today is not a magazine, it is an online newspaper for 100% factual reports to the people of London, and it is the most visited site and rated the highest  credibility in London's People Magazine.

Why don't you just stay away, you Americans do nothing but care for yourselves and I have never seen you take care of any other countries. Not even Europe after World War 2, which you would have lost if it weren't for us.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 04:32:57 PM »

Thread? You guys are simply commenting on a column I wrote and published on TheLondonToday.orgy

And no, I will not move this column. Speak to my supervisors if you wish to move it, Mr. Fu Ckcyou. He's Japanese.

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Off Topic / Re: The Computer Megathread

« on: November 13, 2011, 04:20:24 PM »

Total amount of cash saved up so far: ~250$

holla holla
get 250 dolla

(About halfway there)

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Off Topic / Re: Feeling Down - Need Happiness

« on: November 13, 2011, 04:13:52 PM »

Go for a walk, ride your bike. Get some fresh air. That cheers me up 100% of the time.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today

« on: November 13, 2011, 02:33:42 PM »

brother please
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions_(1890%E2%80%931945)

I know it s a joke I am just posting things that were invented by americans

Even Wikipedia says the USA doesn't have any inventions!