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Messages - Jorici

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 13, 2011, 01:14:56 PM »
Don't forget we invented automobiles so they should be complaining about use having our steering wheels on the right side

It's just dumb that Americans have the steering wheel on the left side of the vehicle when they drive on the right side.

Can't blame them though, because a "steering wheel" was in-comprehensively advanced when it came out for you Americans. It was a simple little device that made life easier for us in England.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 13, 2011, 09:18:26 AM »
Man you're such a hipster!

That hurts :(

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Off Topic / Re: Tea megathread -no not the bottled bullstuff
« on: November 13, 2011, 09:16:51 AM »
I like Arizona Iced Tea.

Yum.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 13, 2011, 09:03:43 AM »
What a load of stuff.

I'm from England but this is the equivalent of A* crap.

Please use better facts and don't bring in previous wars. It's ridiculous.

My Column was perfectly valid. I was just pointing out that England has always been a stronger nation that America, and always will be. Look at your guy's debt, England sure doesn't owe that much. I actually think people owe US money, because we are the wealthiest country in the world with the best economy and military.


But what nation invented the computer and the internet?

England, of course.

God bless the queen!

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Games / Re: Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!
« on: November 13, 2011, 08:57:33 AM »
Aphtonites, one thing: The shadows don't make a lot of sense.

There wouldn't be a shadow right under a light or across from the lights.

It looks great, though.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:58:54 PM »
Hey Jorici, you suck at being a troll.

Just sayin'

There is a difference between trolling and making a joke thread, I do these all the time. Just enjoy it, it's supposed to be funny. holy crap. Lighten up you guys.

I think that would be the OP


stuff! You got me.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:53:22 PM »
I dont have any.
Only because i hate all and everything politics xD

I was going to say something witty.

Nothing came to mind.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:47:12 PM »
Sir, you're 10 years old. You aren't capable enough of having political opinions.

I am 17 years old on the border of 18, and I work for a prestigious newspaper where I write columns for all of the readers of London to enjoy.

How could I possibly be 10? Your American foolishness is quite riveting.

The French helped America during their revolution, how could you make such a statement after claiming to be such a dedicated Englishman?
You have brought shame to the crown and therefore must be executed publicly!

Oh it'll be such a wonderful spectacle, fun for all the family really

That was a miscommunication on my part old bean.

What I had actually meant to say was,

forget da French

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:41:08 PM »
hahaha
haha
ha

I don't like you.

We do not share the same opinions.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:36:56 PM »
The French are England's greatest ally.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:23:00 PM »
Why did you spell "touch" with an "e"?

Ye olde English

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:18:22 PM »
The more important question is why DIDN'T you?

Touche.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:15:39 PM »
London Today, New York TomOrrow.

Why did you capitalize the "O" in tomorrow?

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:13:50 PM »
Who is this Jorici you speak of? My name is Tom. Tom Orrow.

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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:10:01 PM »
Haha, no. We kicked your army's ass in the revolutionary war.

If you read on a little bit, King George simply thought you guys a little stuff clinging to the ass of England. Which you are.

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