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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 11:03:28 PM »All of them...? :c
Yes.
You are all American, right?
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Yes.
You are all American, right?
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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 10:53:12 PM »Age: 15
???
also london today doesn't exist
nice job attention whoring
The London Today very much does exist, my good friend.
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Off Topic / Re: The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 10:43:18 PM »So you're 10?
I am a reporter for the London Today, of course I am not 10 you foul American swine!
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Off Topic / The London today
« on: November 12, 2011, 10:39:43 PM »
Hey guys my name is Tom. I'm a reporter for London Today, writing a report on America. I have gathered all the information I could get on it off of leftist websites on the internet, so I can attempt to force my views on everyone else. I am an edgy yet rebellious youth living in London, England and I drive my Toyota Prius over to the Starbucks to use my Apple Macbook PROFESSIONAL, and I am here to explain why America is not equal to my beautiful England, and it's other European counterparts.
To start off, we beat you in every war we fought in. The war of 1812 for an example, we even went as far as to burn your silly american's capital. The American Revolution was a lie, King George simply hated the land of America and gave it away to you. Err, hang on, my green tea is ready. Let me ready my 7 pounds for a single glass of tea.
Speaking of wars, you guys steal oil from those tiny Arabian nations. American's say that they are policing the area, but everyone knows that they killed Saddam Hussein because he refused to give up Iraq's oil. I can understand where he is coming from, not wanting to give hulking fat asses with sweat pouring down their foreheads just to simply move their arm to hang him a cut of his prized possession. You Americans are all just big, fat, hairy bullies with nothing better to do than eat and fart while watching American Football.
Alright then. Why the hell do you guys have steering wheels on the left side of your car? This has always perplexed my 17 year old mind. It's like someone took all the stupid ideas that man has ever created and gave them to America. I don't think America has ever even invented anything, except maybe crime. Ignoring the differences in population completely, America has 10x more homicides a year than Endland's 1,000.
Also, look at their literacy rate. 97 percent. England has 98 percent. It just shows that England is that much better than America. If you were to take England's population and give it a reading test, more people would pass than America, also ignoring the massive difference in population again. But population doesn't matter because England is cool.
Have any of you been to America? I haven't, but I know that is is all slums and cities that are not kept up like my beautiful London, with it's urban sprawl and all that goodness. American cities are all dirty and polluted, with a couple stabbings every night.
To further prove my point at how cool England is, we are awesome. That is all.
Thank you for listening to my whiny little heart and it's desires so I can whine all day about wanting socialism in England and how I want to change the world but I do nothing all day long about my dreams.
To start off, we beat you in every war we fought in. The war of 1812 for an example, we even went as far as to burn your silly american's capital. The American Revolution was a lie, King George simply hated the land of America and gave it away to you. Err, hang on, my green tea is ready. Let me ready my 7 pounds for a single glass of tea.
Speaking of wars, you guys steal oil from those tiny Arabian nations. American's say that they are policing the area, but everyone knows that they killed Saddam Hussein because he refused to give up Iraq's oil. I can understand where he is coming from, not wanting to give hulking fat asses with sweat pouring down their foreheads just to simply move their arm to hang him a cut of his prized possession. You Americans are all just big, fat, hairy bullies with nothing better to do than eat and fart while watching American Football.
Alright then. Why the hell do you guys have steering wheels on the left side of your car? This has always perplexed my 17 year old mind. It's like someone took all the stupid ideas that man has ever created and gave them to America. I don't think America has ever even invented anything, except maybe crime. Ignoring the differences in population completely, America has 10x more homicides a year than Endland's 1,000.
Also, look at their literacy rate. 97 percent. England has 98 percent. It just shows that England is that much better than America. If you were to take England's population and give it a reading test, more people would pass than America, also ignoring the massive difference in population again. But population doesn't matter because England is cool.
Have any of you been to America? I haven't, but I know that is is all slums and cities that are not kept up like my beautiful London, with it's urban sprawl and all that goodness. American cities are all dirty and polluted, with a couple stabbings every night.
To further prove my point at how cool England is, we are awesome. That is all.
Thank you for listening to my whiny little heart and it's desires so I can whine all day about wanting socialism in England and how I want to change the world but I do nothing all day long about my dreams.
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Off Topic / Re: So today is my birthday
« on: November 11, 2011, 10:28:36 PM »
So this week I'm going to get my learner's permit.
I can drive :D
with a parent or guardian 18 years of age or older
I can drive :D
with a parent or guardian 18 years of age or older
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Off Topic / Re: I got the mooooooves…like jagger
« on: November 11, 2011, 09:49:38 PM »i'd much rather listen to old scottish folk war music.
This reminded me of this one song that I heard a few times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
dont prosecute plz
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Off Topic / Re: I got the mooooooves…like jagger
« on: November 11, 2011, 09:47:48 PM »
king jorici has deemed this thread full of roosters
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Off Topic / Re: So today is my birthday
« on: November 11, 2011, 08:08:11 PM »All right, back on topic. I say OP should buy a filling meal from subway then play Skyrim. Also nice day for a birthday lol.
I rode my bike to Skyrim today and played Subway.
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Off Topic / Re: So today is my birthday
« on: November 11, 2011, 04:38:46 PM »
Keep your cyber love to PMs gentlemen
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Off Topic / Re: So today is my birthday
« on: November 11, 2011, 04:36:13 PM »I want to buy Skyrim, but I'm also saving money for no apparent reason.
http://i44.tinypic.com/20rmrth.png
When I have enough to safely purchase this rig, I'll buy Skyrim and BF3 along with it. Unless I can enjoy a game at like, 100fps, I don't want it. lol
P.S. Happy Birthday <3
Wow, I'm perfectly fine with the 30fps I get on Skyrim lol
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Off Topic / So today is my birthday
« on: November 11, 2011, 04:33:21 PM »
Just thought I might throw that out there because I know none all of you care.
For my birthday I got:
Skyrim
15 dollars subway card (I can be like Jared and go on the Subway diet)
50 dollar bill
So, I'm satisfied.
For my birthday I got:
Skyrim
15 dollars subway card (I can be like Jared and go on the Subway diet)
50 dollar bill
So, I'm satisfied.
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Off Topic / Re: Cars. (V2) - Now Caution has a car. :D
« on: November 11, 2011, 03:25:48 PM »There's no point in arguing about taste, but that is far from tacky. Tacky is what most rappers drive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Qx48IyZEM
I am proud to live in such a beautiful city.
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Games / Re: Friends to Halo: Reach with me ;)
« on: November 11, 2011, 03:22:47 PM »I hear you can use a USB drive to store data, would 2 gigs be enough?
Also how does Live work? I know there are default silver and paid-for gold, but what's the difference? Do I need gold to play multiplayer?
Yes, you need gold to play multiplayer. It's like 10 bucks a month or 60 a year.
2Gb would be enough for solely save files and stuff like that.
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Off Topic / Re: Cars. (V2) - Now Caution has a car. :D
« on: November 11, 2011, 11:19:58 AM »
^ Mommy, the milkman's here!
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Games / Re: Friends to Halo: Reach with me ;)
« on: November 11, 2011, 11:19:00 AM »I can't find the main Halo thread (if there even is one) so I might as well ask here.
How much would I end up spending at minimum on an Xbox 360 if all I was planning on doing with it is playing Halo? I don't particularly like playing on consoles but I wouldn't mind getting a system solely for the purpose of playing Halo games. Would I still need one of those big flashy hard drives or could I get by on just a used console and a memory card?
You could probably buy an Xbox off of Craigslist for like, 50 bucks minimum.
A memory card wouldn't be sufficient, they are only like 156 megabytes.