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Off Topic / My name is Ike and I'm ready for an AMA thread
« on: April 12, 2015, 08:51:09 PM »
Because I'm dependent on legal recreational drugs and my money has run out, I have to resort to answering questions to distract me from my unending torment

ASK ME loving QUESTIONS

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Off Topic / Sponge of Warfare: Advanced Warfare
« on: April 11, 2015, 09:10:22 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW1t512oedo (WARNING: the ending gets loud)

War is hell, and war is now advanced warfare. In the future, a robot col. squidward awakes to find his squadmembers have been slaughtered, and private spongebob is the only remaining survivor

Little does he know, he's in the middle of an advanced warzone...

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Lately is seems all the city rpgs being hosted are complete stuff, partly due to powertripping admins and hosts screwing with the game. I've got the means to host and the free time to, I just wanna make sure I can get an alright cityRPG server to you folks.

One other thing is that I'm not the greatest coder, so I'm not going to be able to change large things, but I can make tweaks like new jobs and the likes, and I'll try before saying I can't do something.

So yea, suggest away :)

Popular vote is "A healthy balance of citybuilding, roleplaying and RPG elements along with deathmatching elements such as capture the intelligence minigames and capture points".

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Off Topic / What makes you special? - The thread
« on: April 07, 2015, 05:48:25 PM »
Basically post about what makes you a different, unique or special human being.

That's it though, the one rule is that you gotta be a human being...

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Off Topic / I'm working on making a subreddit - /r/SpicyItalian
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:03:24 PM »
Linkaroo

I made a new subreddit to try my hand in working with that stuff, and so far so good. The theme is one of the things I'm most passionate about, Subway's spicy italian sub sandwich.

This subreddit will be home to literally every documented picture of the spicy italian sub sandwich, go ahead and submit some for some sweet karma :=)

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http://www.wndu.com/home/headlines/Walkerton-restaurant-says-it-wont-cater-gay-weddings-Concord-coach-suspended-over-tweet-298357751.html

oh for FRICKS SAKE

There's news crews crawling around town, and there's people threatening to burn down the pizzaria

the kicker is that I personally know the people who run the pizza place, and it's very forgetin surreal that this is happening :n

edit:

http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza
http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/02/indiana-pizzeria-raised-more-than-100k-in-less-than-24-hours/

This is getting more and more interesting by the minute :O

Update:
http://www.gofundme.com/qpkabg

Fundraisers to out-fund memories pizza is started, apparently the proceeds go to the indiana youth group.

Memories pizza didn't actually have a website, somebody created the domain to mock them (CLICK AT YOUR OWN WARNING, THE WEBSITE IS HIJACKED AND CONTENT CAN CHANGE TO NSFW STUFF)

From what it sounds like, memories will reopen another day, and they haven't closed permanently. I might try to get into contact with one of the owners of the pizzaria, but I might not have much luck.

Memories pizza right now

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Off Topic / brown townysing "Doodle Bob"
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:56:03 AM »
Despite being a show for kids, some of the earlier spongebob episodes were surprisingly well-written. One of my favorite episodes based on it's writing is "Frankendoodle".

Right off the bat, the episode pretty much gives away what the synopsis is about: A creature is born into existence through unconventional means, and ends up becoming violent and aggressive, ultimately having to be put down for his and other's sake. An interesting concept for a kid's show, but it was set up in a way that it wasn't too preachy or it never flew over the main audience's head.

The episode starts off with an artist at sea being inspired to draw, only to drop his only pencil into the water. Once it hits the ocean floor, Spongebob and Patrick are scared of it until Spongebob works up the courage to brown townyze it. After drawing a jellyfish, they throw in a gag about criticism while the jellyfish drawing magically comes to life. After fooling around with it, Patrick attempts to draw and Spongebob responds with the following quote:
"Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such."

Patrick draws a crude Squidward, only for the both of them to agree upon it being creepy, and erases it. Patrick effectively created and destroyed life in two short successions. Nothing even hints towards remorse, because they go to pranking the actual Squidward with a fake drawn dollar that for some explainable reason doesn't come to life. To complete the prank, Spongebob draws a facade of himself, to trick Squidward into believing it's the real Spongebob. Doodlebob seems startled upon creation, but goes to fulfill his purpose until ultimately being erased after the prank is finished.

The first thing Doodlebob does is attack Squidward, then steal the pencil that created him. At first it isn't shown that he understands what the pencil is, but he uses is in a way that gives away the fact that Doodlebob undoubtedly understands what the pencil is. Doodlebob thinks he is Spongebob, in an unfortunate ironic twist, so he goes on to recreate Spongebob's house. It's revealed that both Spongebob and Patrick are completely terrified of Doodlebob, and Patrick outright refuses to confront him, until being convinced by Spongebob.

While the three of them are fighting, Spongebob gains the upper hand by stealing the pencil back, and erases Doodlebob's face whilst saying "I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?". Spongebob proceeds to destroy him while getting carried away with it, shouting that he's the destroy of evil. The two friends agree that's the end of that and go on with their lives, without pondering on the fact that they might have erased another sentient being's existence. That is, until it's revealed that Doodlebob survived, stole the pencil and recreated himself. After Doodlebob confronts Spongebob, he says the following quote:
"You doodle! Me SpongeBob!"

Doodlebob is trying to usurp Spongebob's existence because all he knows is how to be Spongebob. Because he can't be Spongebob, his existence is futile until he can be Spongebob. This is why he's trying to destroy "himself", essentially. Spongebob ultimately traps Doodlebob in a book, where Spongebob literally erased him out of existence. Patrick shows up to gasp and point out the 'Evil Doodle', only for Spongebob to lament that he wasn't evil, he was just a two-dimensional being in a three-dimensional world, trying to fit a purpose. This moment shows that Spongebob and Patrick understand that any life created by the magic pencil is basically futile, so they get rid of the pencil and continue on with their life.

The point is that Doodlebob in all intents and purposes believed he was truly Spongebob, and was trying to fulfill his purpose by becoming Spongebob. It's not explained why he attacked Squidward, but it may be due to the fact that he was lost and confused after being created not even a minute beforehand. The entire episode shows a creature with a simple purpose trying to adapt, but failing and ultimately being literally erased from existence. Pretty heavy implications for a kid's show, huh?

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Off Topic / Spaghetti Steve's Debut
« on: March 27, 2015, 03:53:34 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjY6B5bhqvk

born from a wish, spaghetti steve crawled from the bowls of the underworld; crafted with the soul of a sad, broken man and a rusty trumbone, spaghetti steve embodies the literal pain and torment caused by the reins of humanity, being born at the rippled old age of 84. Spaghetti Steve followed up in his first few years investing in companies, winning the lottery multiple times, buy and selling stock and just making mad bucks. After the financial crCIA of 2006, Spaghetti Steve buried his money and moved to Argentina, where he hid for another eight years

Where he ends up is detailed in the video, his first youtube debut

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Off Topic / I have $25 to spend, what should I spend it on?
« on: March 25, 2015, 04:49:59 PM »
I got $25 that I can spend on anything, what should I get? I wanted to buy a game but I decided to buy something other than a game for once

Keep in mind shipping costs are a thing :z

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thx swat 3/mini

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Off Topic / Wearing those clothes: An inside look on clothes-wearing
« on: March 15, 2015, 09:23:37 PM »
Clothes: The best way to cover your naked self. Clothing was invented back in the late cretaceous era by a bunch of chimpanzees who couldn't stop dying from several different kind of plagues.

What are clothes, you ask?

Quote from: Me in 1979
Once our ancient forefathers shed their body hair to adapt to their surroundings, we started to create clothes for ourselves because of many, many reasons.

Way back when, clothes not only kept you protected from the elements through regulating body temperature or keeping skin from being exposed to the sun, clothes also kept dirt off of our more sensitive areas and also kept us from becoming infested with insects. Much like the reason we started sleeping on mattresses raised off the ground, clothes' main attribute is healthiness.

Clothes were a must-have for winter weather. Our newly-hairless bodies didn't provide warmth during the harsh, cold conditions, so we started wearing animal furs and vegetation to keep in our body heat. Over time, cultures adapted their clothing to certain purposes, from pockets to scabbards, hats to masks, shoes to sandals, clothes not only were vital in survival, but also became a forefront in stylization. What we wore determined many, many different kinds of things; things such as wealth, class, occupation, bloodline, affiliations with groups, cities or kingdoms, statements etc.

The benefit to wearing clothes for the appearance Annoying Orangeed wearing clothes for survival. Instead of wearing the warmest furs, people began to wear radiant garments, or intimidating, but impractical pieces of armor. One of the biggest defining moments in human culture is when we started to make and wear clothing.

Clothing defines who we are, and reinforces our strong sense of individualism. Discuss your clothes, others clothes and your most/least favorite clothing article here!

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General Discussion / Summer Camp RPG (BETA)
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:10:37 PM »
This server is still currently in-development, so if you have suggestions or criticisms, please do share them :D
Honorable mentions: TwenteFreak, Sketch The Smeargle, CapTMeaT

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Off Topic / Flying Megathread - How to fly?
« on: February 23, 2015, 07:25:57 PM »


So recently I've gained interest in flying. And not with a machine, flying as a person. I've watched many videos on how to fly, but I still couldn't seem to get off the ground. I have no clue how the forget peter pan did it in that broadway musical I watched, so I spent all night studying every single frame of that show until I realized: You can't learn to fly, you're born with the ability.

Here is a video of a human ghost flying, notice how this being used to be pure blood and flesh, and now can fly. Does this mean that in order to be enlightened with flight, one must first become a ghost?

This is also why if we made bird people, they couldn't teach us how to fly: truth is, not even birds know how to fly. According to national geographic and many tests preformed on baby animals, little birds cannot fly. They have to be taught. After reading this article, I've realized that one of the biggest reasons why we cannot fly as a human race naturally is because we weren't raised by bird-mothers. We simply adopted their natural talent, and only a few humans have truly mastered this trait.

Now we have those flying machines like the daunted zeppelin and the cessna ultralight, which allows us to emulate flight. After watching somebody use a VR machine to simulate flying, riding multiple aircrafts in my lifetime and being in the air pretty much my whole life, I am probably qualified to answer any and all questions about flying.

I will also update this thread with my flying endeavors. Someday, we will be able to fly, all of us. I hope that day is sooner than later.

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Forum Games / THE REAL MADMAN QUEST (ROLL YOUR MAD DICE TO GET ANGRY)
« on: February 20, 2015, 11:18:56 PM »

THE YEAR IS 20XX, THE REIGN OF MAN HAS JUST BEGUN: MADMAN, a creature born from the ever-burning hatred within the bowls of humanity, you crawled from the depths of the deepest pit just to stare back into it with disdain. You beat every single last doom dragon to death with your bare hands because you could, and because they made you angry. Your very existence defies the greatest of gods, and you only feel disgust and anger about this. You are mad, and you are MADMAN. So begins your quest.


You begin in your homestead dubbed "THE HALL OF THE WRONG ANGLE", drinking your alcoholic drink and enjoying a nice and angry time by the fire. You are MADMAN, and you're currently mad. To your left, or right, or any other angle which you can't discern is a book titled "How to be angry", and you're mad at that book right now. There's a fire that's pissing you off lit in a fireplace. There is a shelf to your frontways to the side that contains all your clothing that you really hate. Mounted on the wall is your trusty kill sword, that you've angrily dubbed "forgetslayer". forget! There's a crack on the wall! You remember that you absolutely hate the number eight.

One out of the next eight posts will be chosen be an eight-sided dice roll

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