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Forum Games / The Vault 1.0 - Text Roleplay | APPLY NOW!

« on: October 01, 2011, 03:04:53 PM »

Hello and welcome to Vault K545! I'm the vault manager, and I hope we will get along to those who are still with us currently.

Which appears at an alarming number of zero personnel!

The vault was created and used by our ancient ancestors to survive a great war which broke our world and left many others to their eventual demise! The Vault protects all from the harsh dense world by nurturing and growing clones from DNA to fit their needs and demands.

To sign up, please apply an image to fit the character's appearance, and fill out a list of things you would want your clone to be modified to have, and then you sleep.

It's very, very easy. Simplified to the point where even those with an average IQ could do it under an hour!

Fill in the above image with your picture for identification.

The spreadsheet is for simple modification done to your future body! Copy and paste it in your post to tell us what your character is going to be like!

Code: [Select]

[hr]
First Name:
Last Name:
Age:
Race:
Height:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
[hr]
Of course there are rules that you have to follow in everyday vault life:
Do not act silly or nonsensical - Humor is okay sometimes, though.
Do not act above others unless you are - It goes for itself.
Do not kill without reason - You will be terminated if you murder.
Do not try to steal from others, or steal weapons from the armory - Again, you will be terminated.
You cannot go outside of the vault.
You cannot go against the vault AI's rules or else risk termination.

So live at Vault K545 today!

Clones:
Alex Aroth

Lenouse Kinoes

Max Nappy

Tom Norwle

Archduke Weston

John Redmen

??? ???

Jack Golem

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Off Topic / Do something overtly complicated in tradition of the above user.

« on: October 01, 2011, 10:45:35 AM »

This cannot be understood because the op isn't going to give you details on what the forget you're actually doing. Oh my god why couldn't this be a properly well-written thread instead of a jumbled mess of


discuss.
no not really you have to take the idea of what the above user is doing and do something overtly complicated and then post it because that means you're as dedicated as a US marine I guess


like say i'm a huge buttforget so you make a picture of an idiot, copy and paste bits and pieces of the word "Idiot" from wikipedia and define idiot to your understanding.

But that's not exactly what you're supposed to do, you're giving yourself an overtly complicated puzzle of "I don't know what" to occupy large amounts of time


go go go

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Suggestions & Requests / onWeaponHit and onVehicleTouch

« on: October 01, 2011, 09:34:50 AM »

These two events, which I have never seen made, would be extremely useful for a lot of things.

onWeaponHit would be when the brick is hit with a weapon that isn't ranged. Like with the sword. That would be simple.

onVehicleTouch is when the vehicle touches the brick and triggers the event. Again, it wouldn't be that hard.

And that's it. Not much, but I would really like to see these events.

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Drama / Tango's server - Literal sausageparty

« on: September 27, 2011, 09:02:51 PM »

I join tango's server and something caught my eye. I couldn't quite place a finger on what was wrong, but something was up.











My brother told me to post these pictures. Tango said nothing is wrong at his server, but I digress.

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General Discussion / For those having issues with client message print colors! (how to)

« on: September 25, 2011, 10:44:26 PM »

I realize this is almost common knowledge, but there is still a lot of people who do not know how to use the color code for message prints.

It's basic, and it would go like this

Code: [Select]

<color:FF0000>Display text.Which would come out like this


But what is "FF0000"? It's a Hex color code. Every hex code is six digits.
From google images, refer to this image for hex codes.

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Off Topic / It's NOT opposite day

« on: September 21, 2011, 12:41:36 PM »

I wasn't thinking of what not to do and it didn't hit me.

Today ISN'T opposite day, so DON'T be the opposite of not yourself

don't gogogogo

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Off Topic / To clear up a bit of confusion: What is and isn't drama.

« on: September 20, 2011, 12:27:02 PM »

Not drama.

When a topic is moved from Drama to Off-Topic, it makes few people wonder why it isn't drama.

The Drama section is solely for stuff that goes down INGAME, or things that directly refer to ingame like an idiot being an idiot in the forums. If you have a problem with say, how the search function doesn't work correctly, that's not drama.

So basically, I'll sum it up with what is, and what isn't.

What is:
 -An ingame badmin being a jerk and banning everyone
 -Somebody spammed over your build
 -A guy stole your build
 -Somebody being an starfish in the forums

What isn't
 -Anything that doesn't relate to blockland (and no gay loopholes like "if im a player, that means any problems i have directly relate to blockland")
 -A problem with the forums itself

Also, threads that can and will get you banned
 -A self-drama
 -A thread solely made to dismiss another topic in drama


I hope this clears up some controversy.

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Off Topic / Your stance on Animal Testing.

« on: September 19, 2011, 11:17:45 AM »

Animal testing, or scientific studies preforming tests on lower lifeforms. Many people debate over this issue. Some say it's animal cruelty, while others say it's safer than human guinea pigs. Usually it's testing medicine for future use and side-effects.

Why so many people disagree is they believe that it's torturing the animal. And usually, it seems a lot like torture. Others say it's for scientific breakthroughs and it's for the good of mankind.

So what's your stance on it?

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Off Topic / I'm pretty sick and tired of these behaviors!

« on: September 17, 2011, 11:16:50 AM »

I'm pretty mad right now! Extremely buttmad, actually. For the past month these forums have been almost at the best point it's ever been at! People are actually being nice (in their standards ), everyone's friends with everyone and things are looking out for the best.

EXCEPT SOME PEOPLE who didn't apparently get the memo. I'm ashamed to say that there's still a few things that nobody appreciates.

Don't get me wrong, a little drama every now and then is good for the soul, but when everything is pointless in the first place, it's annoying and makes you just want to say things that's too hard to say in the first place.

And this isn't a drama topic because it's not drama, okay? This is directly about the forums itself. The actual game is pretty okay as far as this issue.


What's come to my attention is how everyone likes to use the SAME loving DEFENSE IN EVERY DRAMA TOPIC.

Here's a step-by-step on how to be the worst person in the forum.

1) Do stupid stuff and be drama'd
2) See the drama and probably cry irl until your eyes start crusting
3) Reply in the topic with these three choices:
   * "somebody's mad"
   * "op's a cigarette"
   * "i totally hate that guy"
4) Log off to go sodomize your coffee table
5) Come back, say one of these fives choices:
   * "i was just trolling you"
   * "im leaving you guys suck"
   * "its not like the op has any valid proof"
   * "i dont care anyways"
   * "ok this has been a fun argument im going to go have love now"
6) Get banned

It's not an issue the first five times people have used this, but now I see that EVERYONE uses this.

And what grinds my gears is the whole group of people that are oblivious to what they say, that you'll be damned if you insult them in any slightest way and that they're always right.

I mean, take DrenDran for example. When directly called out for some of the stuff he's said, he says that they were either a joke, or it's not a good enough example of him being a jackoff.

What the forget? Since when do the forgetbutts get to choose who doesn't like them? Since when do limes fly out of the sky? Why aren't I wearing any pants?

Questions that shall never be answered.


Another thing is those people that never. EVER. EVER learn.

You know, those guys who have like seven drama topics all about the same thing? How even after they get banned, they come back and continue with the same stupid behavior?

Yeah, that's another group we can do without. Here's an example of one.

Nobody likes stuntman because he degrades everyone who likes anything he likes, he tries to troll and basically has crossposted like seven times.


And really then, there's still so much to cover in such a small amount of time. Not everything should be perfect, but it shouldn't be as wrong as possible, either.

I'm anticipating lots of bans in the near future, too. I mean lots of loving bans. Why? Just because these certain people keep acting like they own the place, and they get more and more comfortable with being an asshat 24/7. Sooner or later, most of the people are going to be gone and banned.


Which is positive thinking, am I right?

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Off Topic / Show off your avatar!

« on: September 14, 2011, 10:22:59 PM »

Well so I've noticed a lot of people here want to show off their avatar and just do that exactly.

Just show off your avatar. That's basically it.

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Off Topic / The vopsw thread!

« on: September 14, 2011, 07:00:57 PM »

This is the thread where you have to type full sentences with coherent words in a coherent manner without using the letters v, o, p, s or w.

The op doesn't count.

gogogogo

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Drama / DrenDran is a douche

« on: September 13, 2011, 10:07:38 AM »

This is old news. oooold news.

But the fact is that he always finds a way to be an even bigger douche every day.

Look at this thread.

It proves that a lot of people cannot just leave it alone. Even if it was wrong, what does he get out of outwardly attacking somebody?

And if skullcandy wasn't lying, think of how this must've made him feel. Like stuff is two words that come to mind.

So yeah, this is a drama topic on DrenDran.


When I said earlier "outwardly attacking", I wasn't exaggerating. DrenDran actually did attack him for the most trivial things.

Says the guy who posted something about "hopefully he went up instead of down" or some religious stuff like that lol.

Yes, they are inferior.
Problem?

But even though skullcandy's story doesn't add up in the first place, DrenDran is still a prick.

Let's delve back even farther, th- WAIT

Was he just waiting to make another topic about skullcandy?

That's right. He's made two threads about him.

People this topic was origionally going to be about:   (I was keeping a list lol, I forget why)
ishotmario
frsotbite
darkmaster20
JJTPRODUCTIONS
dudeman162
stuntman101

You have to be KIDDING me.

This whole topic was to prove that drendran is a jerk.

I think I've proved my point.

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Off Topic / Happy-happy fun ike time HAPPY

« on: September 12, 2011, 09:24:51 PM »

yes im happy beacusase im filled up with drugs at the moment.

The thing is earlier I broke like three toes and my doctor has me on this potent stuff and I'm tripping BALLS

so this is the thread dedicated to happy-happy FUN IKE TIME HAPPY YES IM SO loving HAPPY OH MY GOD


let the SUPER snake ORGY PARTY BEGIN

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Off Topic / I am back from my week-long hiatus.

« on: September 12, 2011, 08:31:33 AM »

On September 7th, I disappeared out of thin air. The reason behind this because I went camping. During this session that lasted for two days, my computer stopped recieving internet. I then spent three days repairing it. Then, yesterday, I bought some games.

Anyways, I am back. What all have I missed?

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Drama / -Kyle and potatochip7 - General douchebaggery and abusing VCE

« on: September 05, 2011, 02:11:30 PM »

-Kyle (9426) and potatochip7 (9427) joined Tango's server and immediately afterwords stuff starts going down. Potatochip and kyle start smack-talking tango because he's black. I take both of them out for going around and freekilling. Afterwords Kyle starts blocking the spawn with somebody else's vehicle and I take him out with a sniper. He replies with "WTF I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING". All of a sudden they get into the jeep and find a way out of the boundaries, and they start spawning weapons they aren't meant to have.

Apparently they were getting ready to start freekilling a lot more. I found them, went outside of the boundaries and sniped them both. They raged at me because I guess it's a bad thing to follow the rules now.

After that, potatochip starts using VCE to have rapidfire and do 100 damage with every shot. He went around freekilling people, and raging when I killed him. Shortly after, he was banned.

-Kyle starts up with more dumbassery by using VCE to explode random people and kill people by touching them with the advanced horse. Every time he would be shot off of his horse, he started going on and on about how he wasn't doing anything and the server was a "concentration camp"

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