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Afterwords he ragequit when everyone told him to shut up.

I don't exactly remember what got him to start doing this. It had do to with me saying something about My Little Pony being intended for children, I think.

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General Discussion / Almost all of the servers are offline?
« on: August 21, 2011, 05:39:31 PM »
While playing at Amaya's server, it immediately disconnected. Shortly after that, almost every server is disconnected.



Is there a reason for this, or is it just me?

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Off Topic / Things that are pissing me and everyone else off!
« on: August 21, 2011, 11:54:16 AM »
(And this doesn't belong in drama because it has nothing to do with blockland directly.)
Right now, I'm really, REALLY loving tired of so many things people are doing in these forums, and I know you are, too.

I'm going to address these things just to rant on such. Maybe if something is said about it, maybe it would stop.


#1.
"old video is old"

This is the thing that gets me the most. "I knew this before the op even if it was by a couple of hours!". Let me say first that nobody could give a flying forget how old the thing the topic is about is. It's still usually cool, regardless of if you've seen it before or not.

Also it counts as a dismissive post, does it not?


#2.
"stop saying im stupid an corecting me stupid grammer national socialist!!"

Oh my loving god somebody corrected you! The next thing you're supposed to do is outlash against them and call them names! NO. Not having grammar, and ignoring correct spelling makes you a lazy starfish, and everyone else will see said person as a lazy starfish.

The forums isn't full of 'grammar national socialist's', it's a bunch of people tired of sifting through pages of bullstuff where nobody has the least bit of courtesy to spell "you're" correctly.


#3.
"He's just new, let him get used to the community before you get after him!"

If somebody doesn't know how to act properly on an internet forum, chances are they don't belong. White-knighting said new users isn't going to make anyone look cool or nice. It's also annoying when it's under the same circumstances only that the new user is below 13, then it's REALLY nerve-grinding.

So if somebody's too stupid to act decent or fit in, it's their problem, not ours.


#4.
"lol do you like mudkips! weegee boner over 9000!"

Misuse of memes, use of dead and unfunny memes or using memes in general pisses everyone off. Reusing phrases from 'popular internet websites' most of the time makes you look like a douche. It's like taking an ass, and shoving it in everyone's face. Nobody wants that ass in their face, everyone tells you they don't and yet you still keep shoving that ass in their face. Why? Because those hip kids down at /b/ decided ass-shoving was funny (and it's not).


#5.
"stop calling me those names you stupid loving troll!"

Let me tell you that not everything everyone does that you don't like is trolling. Insulting people isn't trolling, correcting things isn't trolling and being mean in general isn't trolling. If you don't know what trolling is, then don't use it like you do.

And no, I'm not going to do some bullstuff explaining on what a troll is. It's been done before and it's not going to do anything.


#6.
"I'm an anon"

To utter these words is like claws on a chalkboard. If anyone really did care you were from 4chan, the forgetwad center of the internet, they would let you know immediately. Being in the unorganized group dubbed "anonymous" makes you not only an instant douchebag, but it lets people know that you're really, really impressionable.

"but I hacked the game last week!" Using console commands to change your name into badspot isn't fooling anyone. The only attention you or anyone else would be getting out of it would solely be negative.


#7.
Those stupid people that just don't loving learn.

You know how some of the most active users are the dumbest loving morons who neither can listen to anything anyone says, but act like they're the stuff because the other stupid morons think they're tolerable? Yeah those guys are starting to get annoying. This is how I picture them:

Think that you and your friends are sitting in a bar. You're enjoying the time being and then a bunch of random dumbstuffs who have an ego larger than their snake (which is surprisingly small) waltz in and start acting like they own the place. Quickly then they decide to sit down at the already-occupied table you're on and start up a conversation.

First, they start saying stupid bullstuff that they don't know what they're talking about, and act like they're completely right (which their friends who look almost exactly like them start agreeing). Next they start cracking poorly devised jokes as they think they're funny. Afterwords you start getting annoyed by him in general and lash back at him. He then precedes to say that he has done nothing wrong, that you're an starfish and just kind of leaves without saying anything thinking that you're the biggest jerkoff in the room.



And that's kind of it.

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Remember that guy who went around saying everyone is insignificant and life has no meaning and stuff like that? Yeah, he's being a gigantic raging douche yet again.

What set me off is out of nowhere he insults somebody for not thinking like him.

Unlikely my ass, do a virus scan anyways you loving idiot.

Really uncalled for.


Your account has been stolen. A smart person would do a loving virus scan.

You don't understand that this guy could have entered a phishing site, downloaded something with keylogger or other malware, and he might not loving know it. You don't have the full story.

Wild mass guessing at it's best


Telling me to shut the forget up is not helping either.

You're not helping


Shortly after watching him stuff all over the thread and insulting anyone for the littlest reason, I decided to look at his post history. He's a douche everywhere.

My conclusion is that he should get the stick out of his ass. Discuss.

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Games / Bastion - Already out? No topic? What's WRONG with you people?!
« on: August 17, 2011, 05:01:47 PM »


You wake up from your bed only to see that there's nothing where everything once was. Only what is now a hollow shell of a beautiful world once you lived in, the calamity-ridden islands float in the broken skies of the great city.

You are a sole survivor of the calamity. A young warrior jaded with the experience or war. With your strength and perseverance, you might just be able to carry on through the countless enemies ahead.

Bastion is an overhead 3D platformer/shooter with a great story, great gameplay and overall a great game. The soundtrack is also extremely excellent, so you can expect this to be a really great game. Also, to 100% this game takes at least two days, so this will last you awhile. All for $15, too!


So what are you waiting for? Get it!

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General Discussion / Blockland Adventure ~ Not started but just an idea!
« on: August 16, 2011, 11:41:51 AM »
There comes a time when a boy stops being a boy and starts being a man. Soon my time will change, I will grow past childhood to blossom into a fine young man and actually start doing something productive and cool other than playing servers and building stuff buildings and things like that.

This is a rather simple idea I want to get done sometime late 2012. I want to put effort, blood, tears and monster by skillet into this.

But what is Blockland Adventure?????

Soon, to be revealed after I say some stupid stuff that nobody cares about.

Right now as it seems I'm like saying "ooh I want to do this but I know I never will" all the time. It seems to me that if I think about it before I go jumping into doing any progress on it, I will mess stuff up and forever screw myself over and scrap the project.



But anyways, this is blockland adventure.

I want...I mean am thinking about making a different kind of server. Once I actually get around to port forwarding and building on my server, I want to study up on Torque, and finally release some add-ons.

Blockland Adventure will be an epic project consisted of a game mode and several add-ons!

But yes, it will be an adventure. Once I feel comfortable to ask, I will attempt to get modelers and programmers and possibly builders to help me in this important task.



Before I delve into anything important, you can ask me questions about it here if you feel like it.

I really don't want to force you to.

The story goes like this: In the dark ages of Blockland, all human knowledge was destroyed by an evil uprising, "Yao jiashen" sought to sever the ties of all mages scattered around the land. After a few hundred years, all the mages died off, and the practice of magika was forever lost.

Or so they thought. A secret clan of scholars hidden away from society to rebuild the studies of magika trained certain young men to claim the art of magik and defend Blockland against Yao jiashen, reclaim the magik arts and do stuff inbetween.


Now, from the top of my head, there will be add-ons that both me and some other people aiding the development would make.

First, the guis.

And inventory system, skills management, a health bar, magik bar, equipment system and a quest bar.

The inventory would be opened by pressing 'N'. You have slots you put items on, how much gold you have and what your character's level is. You can either drop an item by double-clicking them (which drops the item in front of you like a tool), trash an item which completely gets rid of it or click on the item one to equip the item.

Skills management would be opened by pressing the 'H' key. here you can equip three skills per use. The skill hotkeys include 'Z', 'X' and 'C'

You can get skills, but I'll tell you about it later.

Next, the health and magik bar. The health is pretty obvious, but the magik bar tells you how many more times you can use skills.


The equipment slots would be opened by pressing 'B'. It shows armor slots, trinket slots and current used items. In this screen, you can assign items by dragging them. Clicking an item sends it to the inventory screen. Any items sent to equipment will be automatically put in assigned items.

To use assigned items, press 'Q'. You can only use six at a time.


Now how to get items. There will be a new bot event called "setBotItemChance". You first select the item, and then put in the chance by choosing from a list of percents from 1-100 by tens going like this:
1%
5%
10%
20%
30%
40%
50%
60%
70%
80%
90%
100%

You can set how many items as you please.

Then you have bots that will start chats if you click them.

Once a friendly bot is clicked, he will start a conversation in chat. You can either say /topics to hear if there's any information he has, /questcheck to see if he has a quest, /sellitem x to sell the bot an item, /checkstore to see a list of items the bot is selling or /buyitem x to buy an item.


To have a bot selling, just go into events and add what items he has by "setSoldItems"

You can then just add an item and a price, and he'll sell it.

onItemSold>(Item)>addMoney

That's how you sell things.


For quests, you will have an accepted quest list of what to do. But first I'll explain how to set quests.
First, you have to create a quest.

onActivate>Self>createQuest>questName>

You do have to set a quest name in order to use it.

onQuestCreated>Quest>setQuestDetails>

The details include killEnemies for how many enemies you need to kill by a set amount, gatherItems for how many items you need to gather, or you can set via events. To set the event, you do something like:

onBotActivated>namedQuest>Finish

Then you have to start the quest:

onPlayerTouch>addQuest(questname)

You can then open the Quest GUI by pressing 'V'.

onQuestCompleted>Player>addMoney>500


Now for armor.

Armor is basically an item that adds 'defense'. The more defense you have, the less damage you take.


Now for skills, this is the tricky part. You can have bots sell you skills like items. Skills take Magika.

There are six skills in all.

Quicken: adds player speed by 30%
Block: next attack by enemy does no damage
Power strike: does 25% more damage to the enemy.
Invisibility: forces enemy to lose target.
Jump: you jump 3x higher.
Knockback: you knock the enemy back.

When you use a skill, you have a cooldown by one minute. Each 'buff' skill lasts for a set amount of time.



I am not promising this will ever be made, I am just saying I would love to make this, and I could try.

Please, do not get your hopes up I do not want to disappoint anyone.

Also, feel free to suggest anything in this thread, as that would make me pretty happy.

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Games / The problem I have with "Innovative Gameplay"
« on: August 15, 2011, 10:50:16 AM »
Innovative Gameplay, doing something different or in an original style. It's gone from being a bunch of awesomely-designed games to nothing but a bunch of cheap gimmicks.

Mostly how games for the Nintendo Wii are. They aren't releasing games anymore, they're releasing ideas in the form of 'games'. Half of the innovative games feel like they're worth 40% less than they're being sold.

And you know which games I'm talking about. When the game company isn't making carbon-copies of modern warfare or call of duty, they're releasing stuff like this:


And at least with indie games, you aren't paying through the nose for this stuff.


Basically what I'm saying is instead of making new ideas, they just kinda make it up on the fly and release it as a gimmick to get money instead of a game for entertainment value.

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Off Topic / I am fifteen years of age
« on: August 14, 2011, 09:29:25 AM »
yeah i leveled up herhehr

OH GOD A BIRTHDAY

stuff this was unexpected. I forgot my birthday!! :O

oh well so yeah that's it.


don't gift me any money or games

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Forum Games / The Mine of Descent - From New Beginnings
« on: August 13, 2011, 02:14:36 PM »
Ten weeks ago a few chosen explorers found a land rich with both quality forests, flat lands, sturdy mountains and the ground to be riddled with minerals. The explorers marked down the area, returned to their homeland to seal the deal with the queen and send five miners on an endeavor to the future-mine and search for rich minerals and riches to aid their country in a time of crCIA.

Before making your character, here's a little explanation on how things work.

First off, here's the map. The farther you explore or deeper you dig expands the map.


What you are using to mine, dig or destroy differs on how much of an item you get from that block.

With your hands, you get nothing.
With an un-designated tool you get one item per block.
With a designated tool you get three items per block.

You can move four times a turn. Every player gets one turn at a time. A day consists of 20 turns. That's four turns for each player. If a player doesn't respond for his or her turn, the turn is skipped and time still passes.

When it is your turn, you tell me where you want to move your character.
As an example:
Quote
Left left down left


As you progress, you find different types of blocks.

Also, you can ask to check your inventory or craft an item. Certain items can only be crafted at a smelting pot or table.

You can hold only 20 items at once.


Tools do not degrade.


And lastly, if you die, your character is dead and a new character can be made. When you die, you cannot make a new character.

Also some mining rules:
You can't mine through stone or rock with a shovel or axe.
You cannot mine upwards.
The only way to go upwards is to place a ladder.
If you step off of a block and down a hole, falling will kill you.
Use supports, cave-ins kill you instantly!

Everything else has to be learned while playing.


Here's the character template;


You can change it to your heart's desire. Just keep it in the boundaries of 32x32.

Once done, fill in your character's status:
name:
race:
age:
specialty: (get +1 item for your specialty. foresting, hunting, mining)
gender:


Characters:

name: Doodler
race: african american
age: 22
specialty: mining
gender: male
inventory:

Stone Pickaxe
Stone Axe
Stone Sword
50 Coins
5 Torches



Name: Sir Slime Truffleton III
Race: SLIME :D
age: ????
specialty: Hunting (Combat)
Gender: ????

Stone Pickaxe
Stone Axe
Stone Sword
50 Coins
5 Torches



name: Dracpot
race: White
age: 19
specialty: Hunting
gender: Male

Stone Pickaxe
Stone Axe
Stone Sword
50 Coins
5 Torches


Name: Max Nappy
Race: White
Age: 15
Specialty: Foresting
Gender: Male


Stone Pickaxe
Stone Axe
Stone Sword
50 Coins
5 Torches



Dr. McNewhols
Race: White
Age: 30
Specialty: Mining
Gender: Male

Stone Pickaxe
Stone Axe
Stone Sword
50 Coins
5 Torches


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INFO
Dwarf fortress is an overhead real-time strategy that's mean to the player. You can either play FORTRESS MODE, or ADVENTURE MODE.

Link to wiki.
Image link to the HD version of Dwarf Fortress.


How to install texture packs like a pro
1. Find a texture pack you want.
2. put the png in data/art
3. go to data/init
4. click the init text file
5. change the font for both versions (windowed and full-screen) to the one you want.

Quickninja: This might break saves that use other texture packs (or the default curses font) before it.

Beginner's guide to DF.

This game is unforgiving but awesome. It's also been voted one of the most complex games of all time.

A few paragraphs about what it's like.
This game makes you think deeply about what kind of stuff dwarves have to put up with. No matter how loving safe your fortress is, you will always, ALWAYS have a grisly and borderline creepy death.

After securing stuff on a mountainside, I forgot to put a support to hold up a cave ceiling and it caves in and falls down the mountain side. The problem here is that it caught six other dwarves, including one loving child. It dragged them into the moat around the mountain, and pinned them there. I quickly sent a search party to recover the dwarves and only one made it out. That one was the one who fathered the child. He later jumped off of a bridge due to grief.

Yes, dwarves Self Delete. One failed fortress of mine ran out of rum, so all the dwarves gathered in the mess hall and preceded to constantly kill themselves. Everyone died that day.

Not to mention when you reach hell, and the demons are trapped, I accidentally forgot about one dwarf in the trapped tunnel, and I ordered him to dig a survival hole to get away from the demons. I tried to order another dwarf to dig a tunnel around the demons to reach the trapped dwarf, but before I could, lava killed the digging dwarf. The trapped dwarf just sat there until he died of starvation.

Then one of my fortresses didn't have a proper defense system yet, and it was raided by trolls. I had a mother lock herself and her two children including one baby in her quarters. The trolls got in her room and she immediately used her children as shields until she ran to the mines and tripped on something and fell off of a bridge over lava. The lava didn't kill her, she was pulled to this small little cavern where she was eaten alive by spiders.

Now, the most insane parts is that dwarves have special interestes. One time a dwarf was doing it with this other dwarf while holding AND using a lump of refined coal. What the forget?! What was he doing with that coal?!

Now you have this dwarf who lines her quarters with kittens all the time. Except that she kills them first. She actually lives and sleeps in the room filled with miasma and the stench of rotten kittens. They're not cats, they're kittens.

And lastly, you have the haunted table. This one dwarf took a fay mood, and built an iron table encrusted with emerald and gold spikes. He didn't want me messing with his loving table. After putting it in his room, he went off and died to a falling rock. Then I gave the table to this one dwarf who loves littering his place with logs (the whole room has logs everywhere). Afterwords the log guy trips on the table, breaks his knee and dies mysteriously.

I could have loving sworn something was moving that table, because after locking it in a room, it found itself a way out every time I moved my screen away from it.

And not to mention I would have these "Table sessions" where I unlock the door and the room fills with dwarves. The loving dwarves literally WORSHIPPED the table. Even to go so far as to make researcho of dwarves doing it on the table and then dying by the hands of a fish.


So about the whole 'encouraging words' thing. Yes, Dwarf fortress looks complicated, nonsensical and not worth your time. It's learning curve is unnerving and it's not player-friendly at all. Bear with me when I say, this is what makes the game so fun. There are so many options for so little things, and the game is made up of little things with many details. There is literally thousands of things to do in dwarf fortress, I guarantee once you figure it out, you will not tire of it in a day or two. This is one of THE games. The kind of game you pick up and put effort into and it's fun and worth it and you can't just put it down.

This is the kind of game that means something in the long run. I would recommend this game. So pick it up on a weekend and play it when you have the time to, you won't regret it.

Edit:
A new patch was released. It fixes a bunch of bugs and has tweaks, but here's 2 major things:
1) captured animals that have been trained will eventually turn wild again. Your site and civ have independent meters on how much they know about training animals, and your civ will pick up some of yours when the dwarf caravan arrives.
2) clothes now decay unto destruction in refuse piles. Dwarves properly wear owned clothes, and I believe will throw out any worn-out articles.

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Drama / Banned from st8erblock33's server for no particular reason.
« on: August 12, 2011, 10:37:39 AM »
So I join a freebuild because I wanted to build something cool online instead of play a TDM or something.

Right when I join, the host accidentally clears all the bricks and everyone ridicules him because I guess nobody realizes accidents happen. I've done my fair share of accidentally clearing all the bricks when I thought it would clear only my bricks :l

Anyways, after everyone was done getting after him, this stuff happens.




I don't know if the dumbass admin thought I was hacking or what, but this severely pisses me off.

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Off Topic / Raffle over!!
« on: August 04, 2011, 07:18:06 PM »
IT IS OVER

UNTIL NEXT YEAR :O

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Off Topic / Ten days until my fifteenth birthday!!
« on: August 04, 2011, 06:44:42 PM »
yes

ten days.

Also if I feel generous instead of you guys gifting me I will gift you!!!

YES!!!

but that's ten days
five days times two
ten one-days
640 hours
14400 minutes
207360000 seconds (lolno)

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Off Topic / Does SeventhSandwich deserve Moderator status?
« on: August 04, 2011, 11:42:03 AM »
A friend of most, SeventhSandwich, referred to as the "Alt Detective" spends his time helping the forum find out if a user is a previously banned user who is ban evading.

He's also contributed towards the game itself. I remember myself when he made a generator with a power grid.

Anyways, do you think Seventh deserves moderator status? He's done a lot for the community, and he is a nice and generous person.

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Games / Re: Removed,New, and Un-used minecraft characters
« on: August 03, 2011, 06:12:04 PM »
Locking the thread isn't going to stop you from being banned, Berfie.

Basically the other thread consists of him wanting the full game of minecraft without actually buying minecraft.

Once called out on it, he said his brother was using his account.

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