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Off Topic / See Vegetarian Zombie be a rooster-blocker in this topic

« on: June 02, 2011, 05:58:08 PM »

I have been calculating the dumbest ways to get banned from the forums. There's four so this will be a game and you guys come up with more to amuse yourselves.

I guess.

Anyways

1. Dismissal of your own thread.
2. Claim you're leaving in your "I'm back" thread.
3. Attempt to scam yourself using a pyramid scheme.
4. Brag about having pirated software to look cool.

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Suggestions & Requests / Admin deathnote

« on: June 01, 2011, 08:12:45 PM »

A simple command system that allows admins/super admins to say something like

"/deathnote Ike The Generic #Falling"

And it will kill them. Whatever you wrote will be what the death message in the chat says.

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Off Topic / Destroying trolledbot: well not destroying, but making users do useless things.

« on: June 01, 2011, 07:57:25 PM »

I browse trolledbot every now and then, and I've devised a sneaky little plot.

Posting this image on it.


Just imagine what would happen.

So many people trying to count to 100

and trolls throwing it off.

I've done it before, only with count to 10.

That got 30 comments in one day.


So discuss.

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Off Topic / Mike C's guide to winning every argument possible.

« on: June 01, 2011, 06:58:25 PM »

I'm clearly the best guy at making other people cry their loving face vaginas out

I KNOW THIS - Want to know how though?!

OF COURSE YOU DO, you want to be a loving tough man and win every argument.

So, let's get this loving list ON, baby.

Number one: Cursing gets the loving job done.

Not only does is intimidate the enemy, it shows everyone how much of a damn man you are.

If you put forget and bitch into every sentence, maybe you could turn out to be like a half-clone of me!

HALF. YOU WANT THIS.

Number two: Everything they say is a lie - IGNORE IT COMPLETELY YOU TWIT.

The enemy wants to confuse your stuff mind with words that are wrong and stupid. This is a bad thing! They use sentences like "common sense" and "stop swearing and use based arguments", and expect you to LEARN stuff! They think they're helping you.

To thwart their stupid plans, ignore EVERYTHING they say.

Number three: Don't forget to tell them how much you forget chicks daily.

It makes them know how much of a manly man you are, and it makes them agree with you.

Here's a loving chart on manliness to argument thickness

Manliness
-|
-|
-|
- \
- /
-/
-|
-|
-|
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Relativity

Now you're getting my jive, bro!

Last: Be sure to tell them that you're leaving the forums forever once you're done arguing.

Let them know that you have more important things to do other than sit around on your skinny limp ass and argue with them!

THEY HAVE TO loving KNOW THAT THEY'RE A LOSER.

And that's how to win every single loving argument known to man

_{warning: this does not actually work.}

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Drama / man of smart - Clearly can't listen worth a stuff.

« on: June 01, 2011, 06:43:29 PM »

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Posts

Table of contents:

• 1; Introduction.
• 2; Reason of topic.
• 3; Quotes.
• 4; MLP, Unsuccessful white-knighting.
• 5; Wrap up.

Introduction.
This is yet another drama topic. I haven't posted one in awhile, and I'm glad, because that means I had no reason to. man of smart recently had drawn my attention. For how he lacks ultimately in any form of common sense, or the fact that he tries his best (but fails nonetheless) at sticking up for his favorite show in the least respectful times.

Now I'm not necessarily saying anything bad about MLP, but I can still insult and berate him for being stupid about it.

I mean, look how bad he makes the entire fanbase look. You take one good look at him, and you're opinion of MLP changes completely.

He makes chesse20 look like a political genius.

Without further ado, this is a drama topic on man of smart.


1. Reason of topic.
About yesterday, man of smart was throwing another topic off-topic as he was protecting My Little Pony.

I realized then that he wasn't as smart as he kept trying to convey to others. How so, you ask? Using baseless defenses, wildly insulting anybody who used sense against him and generally looking like a blithering moron.

It was then that I knew he was exactly what everyone else implied; a monkey's bare-red ass and a banana-balled richard licker. Quite a childish insult, as I'm trying to look smart by using unnecessarily long words and acting superior. (By the way, man of smart seems to have a hard-on for bisjac.)

It always seems like he's trying to be better than everyone, too. He says "I'm above this argument", and "I don't care about this topic anymore" to look cool and collected (Like yours truly), but he's always loving saying this. Just like some people I know and the phrase "This is my last post".

It's as if he's trying to get the first last word in every single time he can.

Anyways, on with the topic.


2. Quotes of stupidity.
There are many quotes I could provide showing his stupidity, but that would make the thread OP too long. Here's some quotes I've collected from the first, second third and forth pages of his post history.

2/10
Bandwagoning pony hater who judges everybody who has ever watched the show because of some image-posting morons.

He keeps bringing this stuff to other threads hoping to prove a point.

Whereas the only point he's proving is that he can't learn when to shut the forget up.

You only learn to truly appreciate it when you freeze your ass of in winter and somebody gives you hot cocoa.

Huh.

Oh god Lord Tony got what he wanted. All the morons who bandagon either raged here or used the anti-pont avatars.
He planned 30 pages ahead, that bastard :(
Now we know who is to blame for all of this But they'll ignore that and hate all of us anyways.

What do you call what you're doing, then?

I spend most of it fighting off the relentless pony haters.
Why do I love this community? It's cruel and filled with horrible people.
Does anybody else have this problem?

Then leave and spare badspot the trouble of finding a valid reason to ban you.

Sorry Dodger, only 14 pages, not the 20 we foresaw.
Once again, Lord Tony is judging based on a small group of a larger population.
Not all of us spam ponies in every topic
Not all of us make the topic ponies. In fact, it's usually some bandwagoning pony hater that starts pony discussion in a thread.
Not all of us just like ponies because other people do. People have different tastes.
Not all of us expect everybody to like ponies. like I said, people have different tastes.
I am not actually 22 years old. And I'm still not into relationships.
You can just admit it's not everybody's fault. You don't have to weed yourself deeper by continuing to insult everybody because of some stupid people who did most/all of the above.
I am perfectly okay with you attacking the stupid people who hopped on the bandwagon and stuff, but leave the rest of us alone.
It's as if you don't want anybody to like you anymore Tony.
WTF over 2025 new replies? Now my page count is off.
I give up. 30+ new replies.

I wish you truly did.

"GRR some idiots like My Little Pony, let's hate all of them because we're too lazy to find the ones who make it worse."
Not all of us are desperately trying to get Ponies into every thread.
Most threads are ruined because of some random pony hater that some random brony.
Posting "Ponies suck" in every thread is just as bad as:You're blaming everybody for a band of idiots' doing.

Again, baseless. It looks like he's fighting with himself in that thread.

And that's sad.

Only the stupid ones who:Not all of us do that. You hate a large group because a smaller group pissed you off.

I'm having trouble following this one.

I've never seen you directly try to insult or attack somebody until now. Wow, it doesn't fit your character.
What did I do to get you so angry? Not everyone who watches My Little Pony is an idiot who spreads it to every thread.

But you are, so forget off.

I'm not interested in girls. I spend any free time on the computer. That's 16 hours on a good weekend.
I'm just pointing out that there's an actual hierarchy to this whole thing...
And I hate Justin Bieber because I honestly dislike his music, but I'm surrounded by people that listen to it every day.
I am in the same country as him.

oh god lol

You have suck ups but are a kiss ass to Bisjac?
It's a multi-level origination...

Him sucking bisjac's gigantic hard rooster.

I am slightly irked by that log.
Screencapp'd :D
This fight is booooooring. Stop being sensible with entire pages, just make a 2 line post with as much vulgarity as you can!

...

Some of the pony-lovers are being stupid about it. They used to bring ponies into every thread.
Now the people who hate ponies bring the subject up first. we can only blame the stupid people on both sides. Leave the rest of us to our ponies in peace.
Sadness and anger are caused by lack of friendship, or maybe just stupid people in general. You should try to distinguish between idiots who love ponies and (somewhat) normal people who love ponies, before you get all angry.
For the topic skimmers...
UNNECESSARILY LARGE TEXT

That originally said "^This^".

Talk about self-absorbed.

Osama is winning. A dead terrorist is beating the president and the owner of the forums.
Tells you something about the community...

I honestly stopped caring, now you're just trying to drag people into another debate.

It doesn't loving look like you've stopped caring.

My mac has worked better than any PC I've ever seen.
Most of Windows' features are copied from other companies. It's paying Microsoft for what Apple had but some other guy made 2 years before.

"Mac's better than PC!"

But he was mobbed by pony-haters

Bringing the stuff into other threads, again.

Get a Mac, try again.

"Mac's better than PC!" x2

He is ranting. It's his topic (By creation and by topic). He is ranting in his topic, therefore the topic is a rant. Most of the other people are just having their own conversations. Something about "white knights" I didn't really care.
I'm not good a looking at things from other people's points of view. Could you tell me what it is?

"HE IS RANTING. HE IS RANTING. WHITE KNIGHT. HE'S TALKING TO HIMSELF. HE'S STUPID.

I LOVE HIS richard"

I thought it was about you (not) destroying the forum.

lol


Every post of his in this thread

There's not many quotes, but these I feel are effective enough. As you can see he's blindly trying to make himself feel better by acting like he's above everyone else.

Which he's usually the butt-monkey of the argument and provides quick entertainment for anyone actually putting up a loving fight.


3. Him attempting to white-knight everything.
He spends most of his time arguing about how everybody has to accept what he likes or they're morally wrong. Why? BECAUSE HE SAID SO THAT'S loving WHY

Seriously, he's gained 2500+ posts just from making baseless arguments and calling people pussies for not liking what he likes.

(also he's butthurt because bisjac/lord tony won't forget him)

And I'm not the only one that has a beef with him. Even other bronies hate his loving guts

It's obvious because he's making the entire fanbase look like handicapped children by attempting to defend it and failing miserably.

It's a no-brainer that he has serious issues he has to confront sooner or later. It's going to get him hurt if he continues ignoring everything and blindly shelling out attacks against people he deems so.

And that's the rest of this part.


3. Wrap-up.
So at the end of the day, he's still a pointlessly-misguided idiot with a superiority complex trying to shove his opinion down everyone's throat.

What I hope to get accomplished with this thread - Getting him banned.

Nothing will change his stuffty attitude or his stupidity. He just needs to get the permanent boot as a loving lesson on how to act in life. It's all just him being a stupid little child on a place he can't grasp the concept of. He's one person we could do without, and there's lots of people that can agree with me.

tl;dr: Looks like man of smart...

isn't.

YYYEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

So that's the wrap-up.

Discuss.

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Games / Steam game Library/Gifting/Suggesting thread.

« on: May 31, 2011, 09:38:20 PM »

This is that thread where you show off your games library, ask others to gift you, or you gift other people and suggest people games they don't have.

Counter-Strike: Source
Deus Ex: GotYe
Deus Ex: Invisible War
Garry's Mod
Guild Wars
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Half-life 2: Episode One
Half-Life 2: Lost Cost
Half-Life: Deathmatch
Half-Life: Source
Portal
SiN
SiN Episodes: Emergence
Terraria

If you want to gift a game, I will link to your post in the OP for people to see.
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=156158.msg3736547#msg3736547

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Off Topic / YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ME

« on: May 31, 2011, 10:10:32 AM »

There was a long time ago when only I was available to choose over myself.

You can only choose me

there is nobody else to choose

nobody else

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Off Topic / Finally got pictures of the kittens in my garage.

« on: May 30, 2011, 04:19:11 PM »

Only two, but that's the only two that they actually held still so I could take a decent picture.



(The picture's blurry because the camera I got was completely free)

There's a yellow one, two grey ones and two black ones.

They're already starting to figure out that they like being pet.


So, yeah.

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Forum Games / UvU, User vs. User: An epic two-man text colosseum.

« on: May 30, 2011, 03:47:38 PM »

A two-per-person match which everybody can see.

Challenge your friends or enemies, bid who wins or doesn't win and earn some UvU points to buy items for YOUR challenge, and basically duke it out to see who's better at turn-based combat!



The rules and help section.

Rules:
1. This is turn based, you WILL wait for your turn.
2. It's all in good fun.
3. You can wait for the next challenge, it's strictly 1v1.
4. You read the entire OP, or you never get in any challenges.

How does this play?

Here's how to play.

First off, vote for who you think will win to earn points.

Five points if the person wins, one point if the person loses.

Then you can buy from the "shop". There are six items to buy, each and every one is extremely useful in combat.

To start a challenge, you have to PM me and request to fight. If somebody is deemed worthy, the fight will start. When it does, you will be notified.


For a fight, everybody is equally matched unless you use a stat modifier item.

Once the fight starts, nobody can join in. That's it.
Losing takes away one point if you can afford it. Winning gives five points.

You have to roll 1 through 6 for everything that happens.

Before we get into what rolling affects, here are your commands and stats for battle:

Attack: Does damage
Defend: Defends against damage.
Use Item: Uses an item in your inventory*
Special move: Uses a special attack that can only be done once every ten turns.
Run: Runs from combat, and instantly loses. The one who didn't run wins.

Rolling:
Attack:
1. miss
2. 5 damage
3. 10 damage
4. miss
5. 15 damage
6. 20 damage.

Defend:
1. doesn't protect
2. 2 health protected
3. 4 health protected
4. doesn't protect
5. 7 health protected
6. attacker misses

Item:
Just say what item you use. Can only use one item per turn.

Special move:
1. use special
2. don't use special
3. don't use special
4. use special
5. don't use special
6. use special

Run:
1. don't run
2. run
3. don't run
4. run
5. don't run
6. run

Every person has 200 health, and start out with two health potions.


So let's do this.

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Off Topic / I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET A JOB NEXT YEAR OH MY GODDD

« on: May 30, 2011, 12:04:15 AM »

stuff, so earlier my parents were discussing with me on how I turn sixteen next year and I'll be DRIVING.

One discussion led to another, and now I have to get a job next year! HOLY forget I AM SO NERVOUS

I mean, a loving job.

I can't even grasp writing my name properly, what do I do?! What do I say?!

HEEELP

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Off Topic / Flies - WHY DO THEY EXIST

« on: May 29, 2011, 01:26:18 PM »

I mean SERIOUSLY.

All they do is spread disease and contaminate good food! They're so loving annoying even SPIDERS hate their stuff.

I was trying to eat some nachos and a fly decided that if he can't have it, nobody can.

SHAM out of nowhere he's on one of the loving chips

THE CHIPS.

Discuss why flies suck stuff.

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Off Topic / Bulletin Board Codes that don't show up in the tags list.

« on: May 29, 2011, 10:04:10 AM »

Links that move your view to another part of a post? Outrageous!

It's actually very possible, and very, very easy.

The anchoring link would be
Hi!

or

Code: [Select]

[iurl=#anchor1]Hi![/iurl]

And that would lead to the very last sentence of the page.

Next is the highlight tooltip.
Hold your cursor over this sentence.

or

Code: [Select]

[abbr="Isn't is cool?"]Hold your cursor over this sentence.[/abbr]
It's kind of useful, but pretty darn cool.

Next is the transparent color.

*It works over both white and teal backgrounds.

Or

Code: [Select]

[color=transparent]It works over both white and teal backgrounds.[/color]
It's useful for spoilers.

* IkeTheGeneric Is now demonstrating /me

or

Code: [Select]

/me is now demonstrating /me
Useful for roleplaying.























And this is the anchor.

or

Code: [Select]

[anchor=anchor1]And this is the anchor.[/anchor]

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Forum Games / Dead blood as a Curse of the Deity - A text adventure.

« on: May 28, 2011, 11:40:16 AM »

England, 2015. You are a retired detective meeting a buddy you knew. You step off of a bus to start your search for him.

He recently moved from America to England, and never told anyone why. You're Jerry Stort. 56 years of age, and without a trace of your friend. It's 12:25 PM on a Sunday of July 24th.

You're at the bus stop. Your handgun's ammo is 0/3. Your health is 100% full. What is your next move?

Examine (item, person, place)
Look at (item, person, place)
Attack (ranged, melee, throw item)
Reload (item, inventory)
Defend (person, self, item, place)
Drop (item)
Use (inventory, item)
Talk to (item, person, place)
Check (inventory, health, ammo)
Skip turn

Rules:

Your weapons are the handgun or any item you're holding.

Skipping a turn allows NPCs or enemies to advance. Everything is turn-based.

You can attack an enemy two turns away from you with the handgun, but you have ammo. You can hold up to sixteen clips, and fire six rounds before reloading. It takes a turn to reload.

When you're killed, you can continue by leaving off at your last sixth move.

No:
Whining if you don't get your way
Spamming
Going off topic
Flaming others because you don't agree with their move.

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Games / Inside a Star-filled Sky

« on: May 27, 2011, 10:42:39 PM »

Take a classic approach on a shoot em up, and add a frustrating twist to make a whole new game.

Inside a Star-filled Sky is an overhead shooter with interesting gameplay.







Don't like an enemy's powerups? Go inside of it and change it to something weaker.

Want a more powerful powerup, go inside of it and make it powerful. Pretty soon you'll forget where you are, and you'll lose track of what you were doing.

"Was I in an enemy because I was stuck?"
"Where am I again?"
"Am I sixteen levels into an enemy?"

As you go higher, it gets harder. Enemies get more powerful then you, they become unfair and start using tactics.

http://insideastarfilledsky.net/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQaIAhHJvAw&feature=player_embedded

It's twelve dollars. Completely worth it if you love hard games.

(BTW the same guy who made this made Sleep is death)

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Forum Games / The Medieval BL Community Minecraft Texturepack.

« on: May 26, 2011, 05:52:35 PM »

Yes, it's what the name implies. Everyone makes bits of one texturepack for minecraft. Once done, I will put up a download link for everyone to enjoy. Although, not everybody gets their bits put into the texture pack.

Why? Simple. Not everybody is as good as they think they are.

The texturepack is going to need both a name and a theme. Bolded so you read this sentence first. Suggest a theme, and a name and it will be put into the poll. First the theme, then the name. To avoid confusion and whatnot. Don't need a "Space textureset" to be set in the medieval times.

Here's some rules for you guys to understand how this is gonna work.

Rule 1: If it's stuff, it doesn't get in. Simple. When you contribute your bit, it's put in the OP right down there for people to discuss if it's good, or utter dog feces.

Rule 2: Stay on topic. This is not your personal drama topic, so don't start stuff.

Rule 3: Stay on theme. It's not going to be a jumbled mess of who knows what it means. It's only going to be one theme, keep it that way.

Rule 4: Try your hardest. That means put effort and sense into what you do.

Rule 5: Don't steal from already-made texturepacks. That's stupid, and I won't put yours in.

Rule 6: Be original. If it's good and original, that earns you some respect.

Rule 7: One bit at a time. Yes, don't do everything yourself. You can make as many as you're allowed to. I'm not controlling you, I'm making this fair for everybody.

Rule 8: Don't whine if you don't get yours in. At least your name will be included in the credits when I post the texturepack on the minecraft forums for you guys.

Rule 9: Don't rush, there's no time limit, you can take as long as you want.

Rule 10: Even though stuffty bits don't get in, respect what people draw, always. Not everybody is an artist, at least give them props for trying.

So that's the rules.

Get started on suggesting the theme and name, and be creative, please.

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Timezbrick: 3



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