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Forum Games / A day in the life of a dead guy.

« on: May 05, 2011, 01:42:47 PM »

What happens to the dead guy? He's dead. Dead cannot be revived, either.

So post about what happens with the dead guy.

10:00 AM:
Dead guy is dead

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Games / Progress Quest - Oh boy, haven't had one of these threads in years.

« on: May 03, 2011, 01:26:30 PM »

http://progressquest.com/

"Since time before time the Vorlak had held the Crosshutch at Thraeskamp. The ancient reckoning held that the Five Skrelkampi (and their Truebine) would return when the great Trond-feast could be held anew and the Belnap reunited. But this legend became lost to all but the Papperboxen at Horbug. One of their own was Yallow the Speldrig, who found an unlikely pupil in Torbole Understeady, the discarded illigitimate waif of Wainthane Topknox, whom Yallow renamed Grumdrig and began to school as a boar-pulmet's apprentice. ...And, as it was said by some, in aberdoxy.

As our story opens young Grumdrig has returned to Horbug following a trying stint in Spilwaer Spond where his laconic disposition and fertile mind bred a series of misadventures which had landed him outside the good graces of the Jordref there, Welham, who had secretly begun a long term course of slow but disaccomodating illpeel in the lad's morning fanwael. Meanwhile, though scarce a tuft of mansefur had yet made its appearance on the boy's manssach, a number of visiting Roilwachhs have begun to exhibit a discreet and seemingly inexplicable interest in the boy. Strange indeed, as he would not reach his krouchensterm for another harvest or more. And when Grumdrig's resiliant compatriot Paedri appears at Grumdrig's lochnotat with a Scrolstamp from the old Speldrig, a woozy foreboding feeling rises from his young gut..."

Progress quest is an "Idle" game where it runs on it's own. Your character progresses through the game by himself, and it can get quite silly.

Download link

Your character goes out doing quests, battling enemies and selling drops from such enemies for better equipment. You start out with stats that you can roll for if you want better stats. It has many classes and races.

FAQs

If minimized it's icon appears in your processes bar in your taskbar. It automatically saves if you quit.

And it's Multiplayer, too.

So what are you waiting for? Play Progress quest!

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Off Topic / Stray cat gave birth in my garage.

« on: May 03, 2011, 09:57:06 AM »

So last night a stray cat just showed up and gave birth. We found her in a box with kittens in it. She purrs if anyone comes near her, and she seems friendly enough.

But it's weird that the cat has only been here once and she gave birth here.

.. :l

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Games / 35 reasons why you should learn how to play Dwarf Fortress.

« on: May 02, 2011, 08:35:34 PM »

At first glance, Dwarf Fortress looks like a mess of ASCII characters.

But underneath the confusing jumble of nonsense lies the greatest RTS of all time. It's fun, it's cool, it's inspiring and best of all, it's free.

Dwarf Fortress' learning curve is a 280 turn. It is literally the hardest game to get started.

The best part of the game is jumping in and figuring out everything yourself. Once it's all starting to piece together, it turns into a masterpiece. This jaw-droppingly awesome work of art turns into a time wasting entertainment deity that draws you in and beats you up, but unlike all the other times, you love it when it kicks your ass.

It's motto is "losing is fun.", and if you spend the time figuring it out, you will know why.

This is the 35 reasons why you should play Dwarf Fortress.
1
Everyone loves dwarf fortress!

2
It's fun, long-lasting and free.

3
The game teaches you that it's just a game and losing is o-k.

4
Your dwarves can be funny and scary at the same time.

5
It takes tactics and planning to play DF unless you're doing it for the fun; then it gets good.

6
It can be fun for anyone.

7
The depth of the game is amazing.

8
Minecraft was inspired by it.

9
Legends is a fun dungeon crawler/RPG and a great expansion all around.

10
Your friends will think you're cool.

11
It puts hair on your chest and wang. AT THE SAME TIME.

12
You become the dwarven fortress lord. From then on you shall reign upon a forested land with an iron fist.

13
It's loving cool. When before have you had a dwarf on fire battling a dragon underneath a crumbling bridge right next to water with a dead infant?

14
Designing the fortress has endless possibilities.

15
The AI are surprisingly smart.

16
You can beat up the elves for being stuck-up pussies!

17
Even the ladies have beards!

18
Dwarves can be crazy and you will always be at risk of them going mad.

19
The challenge is hard but not horribly hard.

20
Superman plays it

21
You will accomplish so many things!

22
The map settings can make even fish deadly.

23
Character bios are detailed and always funny.

24
THE ELEPHANTS

25
SomethingAwful just loves this game.

26
If you don't play it you will never know how great it is.

27
You can dig to hell!

28
You can kill hordes of giant cave-dwelling spiders

29
It's too under-rated so play it!

30
I'm a fan so I'll be butthurt if you don't.

31
It's not an FPS so rejoice!

32
Just do it I'm running out of reasons.

33
The goblins are evil and you do want to kill them, right?

34
Dwarves can have love and are programmed to actually have special interestes (one time this dwarf had intercourse with this other dwarf, and he was holding a lump of coal..Imagine what he did with it :P)

35
It's the best game ever made.


PLAY IT! Really, it's worth it. Trust me.

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Drama / Rainbow - "I'm actually very, very smart. And forget you Night Fox."

« on: May 02, 2011, 07:39:03 PM »

Remember Rainbow? The dude who pretended to be both a girl and tried his hardest to be Night Fox's girlfriend without him figuring it out? Yeah, he's getting on everyone's nerves. For some reason he's attempting to be smart, witty and cool.

This isn't working.

His profile.
He was previously banned for being a jackass with his stupid group of friends (Whom don't even like him anymore). Before being banned, he had the smart idea to have his avatar focus on Krystal from starfox. Only this certain image was claimed by Chrono to be cut from a researchographic image.


After coming back he decided he wasn't going to take stuff from nobody no more and figured that he needed to be "cool and intelligent". I guess his plan didn't work out all too well.

Here's his posts.

Anyways, let's get to the quotes and my response to each.

Stop spamming topics.
Also Half-Life

This guy posts two threads; Rainbow insults him for 'spamming'.

hey look

its mac 5 bumping an old topic

oh wait thats nothing new

hey look rainbow being stupid...

A copied and changed response.

mexico

Hey let's post something construc- never mind, that takes too long!

badspot needs to bring in the chainbangun

Because every issue needs to be resolved by everyone involved being banned.

He doesnt like to treat anyone like a friend should, mind you.

says the stupid little cunt

Guess who he is constantly fighting with regardless of whom he spent four months "dating".

people use furry stuff, entire forum flips the forget out
people use pony stuff, entire forum flips the forget out

its the same thing really

annoying ass stupid stuff NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT.

I guess he's still butthurt.

yup

Also he does that thing where he quotes the name of the server and says "there's your problem".


And that's all I want to quote.

He's probably not going to stop being an starfish regardless of this thread. I also don't want this to escalate into another loving flamewar so if he or anyone else attempts to do so I will just ignore them because that stuff's getting old.

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Off Topic / everyone dead is now alive in space inside of a clone facility

« on: May 02, 2011, 07:17:05 PM »

its true!!!! i heard that these people who die go to this cloning facility and they are CLONED and then they stay there!

why do they stay there? scientists are testing them and figuring out how to perfectly clone a human being. its somewhere behind jupiter! they've been doing it since 1953 and it's stupid because the aliens are helping them and they're all in on it!


also bigfoot exists.

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Suggestions & Requests / onNamedEventActivated

« on: May 02, 2011, 01:31:00 PM »

An event that is activated when another event is activated. Sort of like the first event being a remote control. In order for this to happen, the brick with the starting event needs to be named so that brick's event can trigger the other event.

I realize this could be done with events already, but this would just be a cool add-on.

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Off Topic / Helping plan a family vacation - Need a good idea of what would be worth it.

« on: May 02, 2011, 01:28:23 PM »

So this summer my family is planning to go on an out-of-state vacation. The worst part is they don't know where. Last three vacations were horrible due to poor planning. So what states would be the best to visit, where in those states and whatnot.

This year my family is looking for a peaceful but not-so-much-in-the-forest type of place.

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Off Topic / Learn your insults: Idiot, Moron, Stupid, Ignorant and Dumb.

« on: May 01, 2011, 02:05:47 PM »

Many people think they mean the same thing, but they're actually for different situations.

Idiot:
Somebody who doesn't acknowledge they're unintelligent.
"There's cities in Arizona?"

Moron:
Somebody who's extremely unintelligent, and they know this. They just don't feel like changing. Usually because they're lazy
"lol guys wtf r u doing"

Stupid:
Somebody who is ignorant, unintelligent AND an ass. They're those kind of people that think before they speak.
"Everybody who's posting in this thread is gay!"

Ignorant:
Somebody who's not at fault for their ignorance. Not usually unintelligent, just not well educated on the situation.
"What are you guys talking about?"

Dumb:
Somebody who is unintelligent and too dumb to acknowledge it.

"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ur all forgeters!!"

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Off Topic / WE SURVIVED THE MONTH, EASTERN AMERICA.

« on: May 01, 2011, 01:34:01 PM »

Holy loving stuff. This was like the most dangerous month in all of forever. The worst possible weather for april that I've ever experienced. I mean, 820+ tornadoes?! That's loving impossible!

Even I've seen like two tornadoes this entire month, and that's the first and second time I've EVER seen one.


So discuss this evil weather and how it's gone now and that it's safe and calm.

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Off Topic / Friendship is really, really temperamental here.

« on: April 27, 2011, 01:17:05 PM »

Take this for an example, you have a group of three forum friends here. "billy242", "sol5" and "xXDarkXx". One day, billy posts something stupid. sol and dark will both call him handicapped or stupid regardless of what their friendship status is here.

This is Temperamental Friendship. It's very bad, too. It can mean that very many people here have trust issues, that they are bad at social interaction and etc.


So, in order to fix this, be nice to friends. It's very stupid to act like you have no idea why your friends don't like you anymore, it's because you diss them every chance you get no matter what.

And you can still correct people without being an ass, too.

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Off Topic / You know that annoying Quote glitch? It's actually people trolling you.

« on: April 25, 2011, 09:26:05 PM »

Seriously, it is. If you add

Code: [Select]

[quote] to the end of your post, it messes up their quote, the person who quotes him, the person who quotes the person who quoted him and so on.

And the worst part is that it is guaranteed to work.

Quote this and see.

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Drama / Another drama thread - People that have been recently getting on my nerves.

« on: April 25, 2011, 08:29:59 PM »

hoo boy, yet another drama thread.

lol im suc a drama hoar wow.

Anyways, recently there's been some ignorant morons who have been getting on my (and your) nerves. They been saying stupid things, doing stupid things and being entirely oblivious to it.

The first to start this list is ShadowStep.

So this guy is always like, you know, stupid. He says stupid things without thinking, and as always this upsets me because I obviously have no life lol

пони глупы

Теперь вы пушистая ебет?

Они были запрещены из него, чтобы они взять реванш

Как этот парень сказал, это, как они рождаются

Его зомби собаку так, когда вы получаете немного от этого вы станете зомби

Как сказал он, на многое.

Выглядит большой на картинке

Вы, ребята, куча ботаников.

Я сплю, как монокль.

Да, я знаю

Эй, ​​я не использую Google Translate. Я учусь России

У вас не очень хорошо.

(And so on)

Okay, you know how to use Google Translator, we loving get it.
Next is Aeschylus, or K1lla4lif.

He proposed that he "changed" since his worthy ban. His stupidity is inspiring me to make a documentary about the hardships of down syndrome children on the internet.

Alright, Im gonna wrap my server up and get off. It's about 11pm and Im loving tired. Got a whole no-school day tomorrow full of nothing to do.

Yeah, really smart way to dismiss everything.

You're images are just spam now, because they dont make sense. Im making perfect sense with everything I post, so 'stupid' doesnt apply. Trolling doesnt apply, no explanation needed. Period.

That movie idea would make millions.

If anything, I'm his servant, considering I help run his server properly. And poopy head is just a little joke between friends.

Yes, he really calls people "poopy heads". Pity him.

The third runner-up is raegirl1. You ROBLOX users may recognize this person as that whore from the forums there. Can anyone say attention sponge without thinking of this raegirl1?

Seriously, all he does is feed off of attention (kind of like me), he even made a topic about his parents not getting why he's "depressed".

Ouch, good luck on the teeth. My dad got them removed, and it wasn't a good sight.

But stupid overprotective parents and dumbass me for being a wuss and not telling them.
Don't worry, I don't really have a life either (High-five buddy!) but I'll eventually get to the point of having one.

This entire thread
This thread, too.

"I'm more important than anything else!"
bobblehat
Yeah...no. His profile says he's thirteen? I wasn't handicapped when I was thirteen, and you guys can vouch for me. He's either six, or he has ass burgers.

Guys HELP my  blocklands messed up its like when i move my mouse it moves 5 secs later any way  i can fix??

LOCKING VOTE AT 10 VOTES :)

[quo- wait, every single loving quote of his is stupid.
Seriously, check them out.

Coolio
I don't know, lately he's been acting douchey towards everyone, I guess.

It's just a feeling, really. I just naturally don't like him.

Cybertails1998
He's annoying, stupid and an starfish. He doesn't think before posting and it is stupid and annoying and he's annoying and an starfish. It's very starfishish of him to be so annoying, it's stupid. Very stupid.

aparently demitri has 2 of his drama topics on fromt page

hahaohwow.jpeg

banwhores detected

Demitri's friend detected

Yeah, that's all of the quotes I will post. His entire post history is loving ridiculous.


So that's it. Yes, this means I am still a drama whore.

oh yah an i did ur mom las nite WOW!!!!

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Off Topic / The average height of homo sapiens is going up by the years!

« on: April 24, 2011, 09:07:34 PM »

Seriously, we're getting taller. In at least two hundred years being seven feet tall would be normal! I bet back in the 1200s everyone was short.

But there's got to be a logical explanation for this, maybe all the stuff in our food making us grow stronger and better?

Call it a hunch, but I think this could turn into a serious problem in the near-future.

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Off Topic / Cybertails sending me incomprehensible PMs

« on: April 23, 2011, 01:51:38 PM »

lol

Are you the BLOCKLAND BILDING PRO?

Other messages were deleted.

And I did warn him spamming me further will eventually get his privileges revoked. I have no idea behind why he's sending stupid messages all the time. It's just like Rainbow all over again.


So, he's being annoying which isn't new.