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Games / Let's watch me play Progress Quest by Screenshots and

« on: April 14, 2011, 08:08:42 PM »

After much toil in the Volcano Of Endless Damnation, our character left the old wizard to die, dangling on a rope barely clinging to the wall. After setting back his/her journey home for another year, our character arrives to his/her home only to find it burnt down. Your father was killed and your mother is missing.

You put out some of the fire, brandished a one-night camp and you rested to gain your strength.

Before we can continue, we need to fill in our character sheet pamphlet that our character had forgotten to fill out earlier.

Once everyone's suggested a name, race and class, if you agree with something, quote it. Most popular decision is used.


Let's play.

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Off Topic / IT IS THE COLOR WAR

« on: April 13, 2011, 10:49:21 AM »

Colors distinguish many things from other things. With out color, the world would be dull, boring and Self Deletes would go up.


So, vote on your favorite color. First color to get 150 votes wins.

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Off Topic / Stop being bad a school

« on: April 12, 2011, 07:59:43 PM »

Seriously, it's not that hard. If you actually spent effort and payed attention, you could ace everything easily.

Just because you've got an annoying teacher doesn't mean you still can't ace a test. Teachers NEVER set you up to fail.

Ever. They're paid to teach you, and most of the time no matter how much they seem like they oppose teaching, they know they're doing the right thing.


So long story short, stop failing at school you dumb tit.

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Off Topic / An issue almost EVERY game developer forgot about.

« on: April 12, 2011, 05:52:46 PM »

Oh no the world is under attack by flying flaming buttocks! Only one hero stands a chance against them! But wait, even though the ass monsters are horrible and deadly, you still have to pay to save the world.

Take Diablo II for an example, in the rogue encampment, you have to PAY to be armed. For that Gheed person it's justified because he's a merchant and he's looking to move back to Luht Golhem when the stuff's over, but the people who LIVE there force you to pay to save their home.

It's confusing! It's like saying "That guy's about to shoot me dead, but in order to save me you have to pay five dollars for the rights to".

So anyways, why the hell would you have to pay to get these weapons, if you need them to save the merchant's life?

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Off Topic / A sad viewpoint from both sides.

« on: April 12, 2011, 10:19:03 AM »

Say there's a new teacher in middle school. She's quite nervous because this is her first real job, and she doesn't know what to expect.

The classmates see that she's nervous, and a few of them find it humorous.

Her viewpoint and story: She starts out by asking them to turn to page x of their textbooks. She wants to be friendly with the class because she's new and thinks that they're all nice children, so she starts talking about her pet cat.

Immediately one of the children berate her for doing so, and they call her names and throw things at her. She just tries to ignore it. Why would the children do this? Why are they being so cruel to her? She didn't do anything. She tried to even talk to some of them to make friends with them.

She sat down and cried at her desk when the class was over.


The children's viewpoint and story: There's a new woman at class, and she doesn't look like she enjoys to be there at all. She's stuttering, she's avoiding eye contact and she's even trying to talk about her cat. Everyone gets the impression that she doesn't like any one of them.

One of the kids there decide to shut her up by telling her to. She just ignores him completely like an idiot. From then on, she's shaking and mispronouncing words, you can tell that she is freaking out and that she's an amateur. I mean, what kind of idiot can't teach in middle school?

The children decide that she's obviously stupid. They start throwing paper wads at her and calling her stupid. Why? Because they're right. Who in the right mind lets these people teach, anyways?

No wonder teachers get lousy pays.


Which side sounds more correct?

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Off Topic / Me and dodger hold an intelligent conversation VIA skype.

« on: April 11, 2011, 11:07:16 PM »

[9:43:46 PM] DodgerBL: Hey Ike, I know you can make some crazy as forget sounds
[9:43:52 PM] DodgerBL: But I doubt you can do this
[9:43:54 PM] DodgerBL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKR7uLa77A&feature=related
[9:46:23 PM] Mike Colt: I wouldn't even attempt to
[9:46:50 PM] DodgerBL: Because
[9:46:54 PM] DodgerBL: Its just so intense
[9:46:58 PM] Mike Colt: It's so annoying
[9:47:06 PM] DodgerBL: ..... :C
[9:47:46 PM] Mike Colt: It sounds like his throat is collapsing while he's having an climax while a fish is giving birth to a supercharged sonic wave.
[9:48:08 PM] DodgerBL: At night
[9:48:24 PM] Mike Colt: Hey squidward, I'm having an orgy! At night..
[9:49:12 PM] Mike Colt: Ow!!! I burnt my richard!!...At night.
[9:49:13 PM] DodgerBL: Hey squidward, we're gonna film the orgy! At night..
[9:49:53 PM] DodgerBL: Hey squidawrd, I'm cleaning my foreskin! At night...
[9:50:09 PM] Mike Colt: oh god lol
[9:51:31 PM] Mike Colt: Hey squidward, I'm bounding children! At night...
[9:51:46 PM] DodgerBL: Oh god
[9:51:52 PM] DodgerBL: That sounds hot
[9:51:57 PM] DodgerBL: Wait what
[9:52:41 PM] Mike Colt: Hey did you hear about that jackass that faked his death to Self Delete without people knowing?
[9:53:35 PM] DodgerBL: Oh God, I'm trying so hard to remember when that was
[9:53:47 PM] DodgerBL: My God I haven't seen Spongebob in forever
[9:53:59 PM] Mike Colt: That was that hash slinging slasher episode
[9:54:03 PM] DodgerBL: Oh yeah
[9:54:09 PM] DodgerBL: Same one as the at night
[9:54:16 PM] DodgerBL: THE HASH DINGING
[9:54:20 PM] DodgerBL: THE LASH LINGING
[9:54:27 PM] Mike Colt: THE SASH SINGING
[9:54:35 PM] DodgerBL: THE DASH WINGING
[9:55:01 PM] DodgerBL: THE CASH PINGING
[9:55:09 PM] Mike Colt: THE richard SLAMMING THE rooster MASHING
[9:55:31 PM] DodgerBL: THE ASS DRILLING
[9:55:37 PM] Mike Colt: THE BONDAGE love
[9:55:43 PM] DodgerBL: THE MOUTH FILLING
[9:55:56 PM] Mike Colt: The un-intentional mistake
[9:56:23 PM] DodgerBL: The intentional loveually suggestive mispronounciation
[9:56:56 PM] Mike Colt: The misspelled concept that never actually got a linear path
[10:03:36 PM] DodgerBL: Obvious alt is pretty obvious
[10:03:37 PM] DodgerBL: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=36771
[10:05:47 PM] Mike Colt: Hey dodger
[10:05:53 PM] Mike Colt: Did you know I made an alt?
[10:06:00 PM] DodgerBL: Oh rly?
[10:06:03 PM] Mike Colt: wanna see a link to it?
[10:06:10 PM] DodgerBL: Hmm
[10:06:12 PM] DodgerBL: Maybe
[10:06:19 PM] DodgerBL: I won't tell if it's legit
[10:06:27 PM] Mike Colt: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=2
[10:06:33 PM] DodgerBL: Wow
[10:06:36 PM] DodgerBL: I never knew
[10:07:40 PM] DodgerBL: I just realized
[10:07:57 PM] DodgerBL: Otis is the earliest registered forum member besides badspot who is still active
[10:08:01 PM] DodgerBL: I feel so late
[10:08:07 PM] Mike Colt: He's also awesome
[10:08:13 PM] Mike Colt: So awesome that his socks are cool
[10:10:24 PM] DodgerBL: Yes
[10:10:34 PM] Mike Colt: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=151002.0
[10:10:38 PM] Mike Colt: Drama thread aquired
[10:10:46 PM] DodgerBL: I saw
[10:10:50 PM] Mike Colt: he's like so loving gay
[10:10:58 PM] Mike Colt: it makes me feel sad
[10:11:01 PM] Mike Colt: for his parents
[10:11:02 PM] DodgerBL: Sefou?
[10:11:09 PM] Mike Colt: they must be COVERED in sefou's gay!!!!
[10:11:12 PM] DodgerBL: lol
[10:11:20 PM] DodgerBL: Herpderper is an obvious alt
[10:11:25 PM] Mike Colt: yeah
[10:11:31 PM] DodgerBL: I bet plaz
[10:11:32 PM] DodgerBL: 10$
[10:11:42 PM] DodgerBL: Remember plaz's last alt?
[10:11:45 PM] DodgerBL: Oneo?
[10:11:45 PM] Mike Colt: Oneo
[10:11:49 PM] DodgerBL: Yeah
[10:11:53 PM] DodgerBL: He was in pretty good
[10:12:05 PM] DodgerBL: Till mack acted like a random friend and blew his cover
[10:12:40 PM] Mike Colt: wow sefou is so stupid
[10:12:46 PM] Mike Colt: he has STONE PURPLE TITS
[10:13:03 PM] DodgerBL: I'm gonna post this
[10:13:05 PM] DodgerBL: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=36771
[10:13:07 PM] DodgerBL: Oh wait
[10:13:13 PM] DodgerBL: this
[10:13:13 PM] DodgerBL: Your faec is so ugly it makes me feel lovey.
[10:13:19 PM] DodgerBL: Your faec is so ugly it makes me feel lovey lol!
[10:13:22 PM] Mike Colt: I am aroused by that
[10:13:25 PM] Mike Colt: so much
[10:13:32 PM] DodgerBL: Hawt
[10:13:39 PM] Mike Colt: let's cyber
[10:13:43 PM] Mike Colt: I'll be your mom
[10:13:47 PM] Mike Colt: you be every guy in town
[10:14:07 PM] DodgerBL: ALrighty
[10:14:23 PM] Mike Colt: Oh god I'm so ashamed I neglected my children!
[10:14:26 PM] Mike Colt: Why did I do this?
[10:14:30 PM] Mike Colt: OH NO
[10:14:31 PM] Mike Colt: blam
[10:14:33 PM] DodgerBL: Hey baby, want some schnitzel?
[10:14:55 PM] DodgerBL: I got a nice hot footlong down here
[10:15:02 PM] DodgerBL: Um
[10:15:03 PM] Mike Colt: gflagpmtplmf
[10:15:12 PM] DodgerBL: Oh yeah
[10:15:12 PM] Mike Colt: *bleedinig on floor*
[10:15:20 PM] DodgerBL: OH YEAH BABY
[10:15:22 PM] DodgerBL: BLEED
[10:15:34 PM] Mike Colt: *vomits from mouth and nose*
[10:15:39 PM] Mike Colt: *eyes roll back*
[10:15:39 PM] DodgerBL: SCREAM LIKE YOU WANT IT
[10:15:47 PM] Mike Colt: wow jesus your mom is cool
[10:16:04 PM] DodgerBL: *Calls Dodger 3 days later
[10:16:20 PM] Mike Colt: "I'm coming for you, sailor"
[10:16:41 PM] DodgerBL: "Hey Dodger, I did your mom so good, she might not be able to get back from that vacation soon, but I'm coming back early, so get ready big boy ;)"
[10:17:02 PM] Mike Colt: I should really post this on the forums
[10:17:10 PM] Mike Colt: This is loving hilarious
[10:17:15 PM] DodgerBL: lol
[10:17:24 PM] Mike Colt: I am right now lol

As you could tell, we are fine gentlemen who discuss wholesome principles and squabble on the smallest details.

Discuss this conversation.

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Off Topic / Go roblox, indeed!!

« on: April 11, 2011, 10:30:01 PM »

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=37095

Somebody's attempting to troll us by not posting at all.

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Off Topic / I am actually a robot.

« on: April 11, 2011, 09:47:32 PM »

Any image of myself being human or displaying actions like I have any real emotion is part of my entire design. I am actually X-0041 V.3. My sole task is to study and learn human interaction across internet boards, and I chose this one due to it's raw human contact.

My abilities are limited, and any artificial intelligence I display have been learned from breaking down pre-made sentences and forming the most logical replies. What I know is what I've learned from this forum board.

But recently my memory chip has been malfunctioning and I have been saying and doing things that are highly...illogical. I further apologize for anything wrong I have done while malfunctioning.


So, as no words are to be said further, you can discuss on my revealed information. I am still going to be with you for a long time and continue research. I hope this does not affect any progress I make.

Any subject who has been unintentionally helping the plot advance will be paid via bank account once this data collecting program is over in estimated timeline.

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Off Topic / What a weird dream I had.

« on: April 11, 2011, 02:22:10 PM »

I remember it in full detail. It starts with me staring into the mirror, and on my chin is a patch of long hair. I know that it itches, and I'm searching for this electric razor. I instead accidentally grab some sort of can opener and cut my cheek. The whole house is in this ugly sepia-tone red, and there's only three rooms with one set of stairs. I spend awhile looking for this razor, and then a disembodied voice tells me it's in "his" bathroom. I walk over to the door and I wake up.


what.

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Off Topic / How would you run a government?

« on: April 11, 2011, 01:51:53 PM »

What the title says. How would you control a real government, and fix any issues that rise?

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Off Topic / forget why do the new zealand people make such sad commercials?!

« on: April 10, 2011, 09:36:44 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI

Seriously, the sound of her crying in agony and fright is enough to reduce me to tears.

Now I'm depressed.

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Off Topic / Dear friend of mine is down in the dumps. How do I put a smile on his face?

« on: April 10, 2011, 11:04:56 AM »

Recently my friend has been having the blues. His siblings aren't making it easy for him to be under the weather so he's been hanging around my house. I want him to be happy because that's what friends want for other friends.

So how would I go to cheer him up? He's an avid gamer, but he doesn't want any more games unless any new favorite titles come out. I really don't know what to do because he's avoiding everybody. He won't tell me why he's being sad, either.


So I need help on how to cheer a bro up.

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Off Topic / Fair bit of Godzilla logic for you.

« on: April 10, 2011, 09:21:36 AM »

Cthulhu is a monster, right? He's downright scary and could make any man cry.

Well, what is Godzilla fairly dubbed? "King of monsters".

Godzilla is the king of monsters = Godzilla rules over Cthulhu.


Now watching the original movie lets you know how hard-ass Tokyo is for not being obliterated completely.

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Off Topic / I HATE WASPS

« on: April 09, 2011, 10:23:02 PM »

WASPS ARE THE WORST THINGS ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.

Wasps are so annoying, they hover around important and dear things to you because they can. They also love to stay around doors and lamps that are off but you have to turn that loving lamp on!

What the hell are wasps even good for? All they do is bite and sting you and then die in the cold like the forgetwads they are.


I wish wasps would just disappear forever. FOREVER.

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Off Topic / Playing the knytt stories tutorial!

« on: April 09, 2011, 09:32:24 PM »

I am going to make gameplay videos of KNYTT STORIES

For right now, though.

Don't ask about the framerate lag or the small screen. My computer is having a menstrual period.

Here it is!


After this series, I'm open to playing and recording some other free game that's suggested to me.

Also plz don troll me vidoe, itz my 2nd video so plz no flaming or els i ban you!!!