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Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 05:10:41 PM »

Psttshuw, thats nothing. I had a mother give birth while posscessed.

i had a miner give birth while they were tunneling through a flooding irrigation system

5477

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 05:07:42 PM »

HEY.
YOU.
YES YOU.
STOP CENSORING WORDS.

no

5478

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 04:58:54 PM »

uhm

so this guy just took over a clothier's shop that i just made and he's carrying an infant..?

wat the ****

the infant has a beard?

wat the ****

he made a pig tail fiber rope with sweet pod images on it

it's worth 5200

5479

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 04:42:51 PM »

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:The_Non-Dwarf%27s_Guide_to_Rock

woo... new children are being born and i just struck a load of bitumous coal and lignite :D

i also finally managed to get beer steadily made!!! :D

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Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 04:31:53 PM »

sphalerite... yae!

sphalerite is uncommon/rare and is needed to make brass

5481

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 03:35:53 PM »

Hao2make iron bars :V

buildings:

smelter, wood furnace (or magma underneath smelter)

burn some wood in the wood furnace to get charcoal, then start smelting bars of hematite, limonite, or magnetite for iron

5482

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 11:34:23 AM »

loving alligator once actually got into my fortress and raped all my stuff.
Only survivor was some random fisherman on the other side of the map.

ouch

before abandoning i drafted everyone into the military and told them to punch the alligator to death, i lost 2 guys and managed to break the alligator's left foreleg

5483

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 11:07:56 AM »

awesome

my new fort has tetrahedrite for copper and a little silver, and i found native silver and microcline too

...in my main hall, which isn't even half dug...

5484

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 10:55:03 AM »

bittersweet :(

alligators came and killed almost everyone

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Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 24, 2010, 10:42:44 AM »

okay seriously lucky here

just started a new game and there's silver embedded in the wall where i'm starting

5486

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 23, 2010, 09:48:39 PM »

Okay Kearn, let us know when you're able to play, and a save game will be posted for you after the current turn.

ok

see you in 14 hours i guess lol

5487

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 23, 2010, 09:47:05 PM »

uhhm

i guess i'll play but i won't be on for 14 hours

5488

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 23, 2010, 09:18:03 PM »

whats a succession game

5489

Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 23, 2010, 07:24:02 PM »

no freaking way!

NO FREAKING WAY!!

NO FREAKING WAY!!!

THERE ARE HUGE DEPOSITS OF PLATINUM AND SILVER IN THE AREA I WAS DIGGING OUT FOR MY BARRACKS!

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Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress

« on: August 23, 2010, 07:08:51 PM »

hmmm

so i was trying to wall in the possessed dwarf (THEY CANT BECOME LEGENDARIES!!!!) and apparently my mason got trapped with him
uhm

he went crazy, attacked the mason, the mason got a few bruises and massacred the berserk dwarf in 5 seconds

maybe those militia wrestling lessons paid off...?

EDIT: nobody is upset over the berserk dwarf's death

EDIT: please note that berserk dwarves pull every lever in sight...