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Clan Discussion / Re: Krystal's Clan [KC]
« on: May 29, 2010, 07:15:30 AM »You need to...There has got to be at least one person who completed all of that.
It's easy as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12!!
Step 1: You need to obtain a printer, scan and print your ass and fax it to 465-5555. Then turn on your radio to FM 102.7. If you receive the message "Jing Jong over the moon with a hip-skit lipsnit" then move to step 2. If you received "The pope smell he own ass, a shameful pope" then your balls touched the glass and you're disqualified.
Step 2: Acquire a taste for Country music and compose a song about your dead dog, e-minor. If you don't have a dead dog you are disqualified.
Step 3: Score a critical on your dog (needs to be same dog as the one in the song).
Step 4: Play Desert Bus to completion. That is from Tuscan to Las Vegas and back.
Step 5: Get that printer again and print a life-size replica of the Sistine chapel.
Step 6: Touch your right shoulder with the back of the joint section of your right hand. You will find this is impossible.
Step 7: Get the "I'm a talking parrot" DOS program and a microphone and get the parrot to recite the entire Kosmo Kramer tribal rant.
Step 8: Accumulate over a million views with a youtube video about shopping coupons.
Step 9: Buy that lifetime super member-stuff from roblox for 300 US american pig dollar
Step 10: Repeat step 1
Step 11: Strip naked, get a hat, and run through Wall Street and into any building of your choice, preferably one of the international commerce ones. Hop on a table, put your hat down for donations and start dancing. Tell them it's because we're in difficult economic times. Accumulate at least 500 Russian bucks before security ransacks you.
Step 12: If you are not reading this using the Wii browser, you are automatically disqualified
