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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread- Elder Scrolls Online announced

« on: May 24, 2012, 05:18:27 PM »

Excited for mounted combat.
No more:
>Riding down a trail
>Wolf starts gnawing at horse's leg
>Patiently dismount horse
>Hack wolf to death
>Mount horse
>Ride away

It really ruins the immersion.
Now:
>Riding down a trail
>Wolf starts gnawing at horse's leg
>Pull out bow
>Turn around
>Shoot wolf in eye
>Ride away

Like a boss.

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Off Topic / Re: I broke a window

« on: May 24, 2012, 05:11:36 PM »

I usually feel freed of most, if not all guilt after having paid my debt to society.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread- Elder Scrolls Online announced

« on: May 24, 2012, 05:04:37 PM »

Shadowmere is the only horse I need.

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Off Topic / Re: Hilarious YouTube comments part 2

« on: May 23, 2012, 09:18:33 PM »

none of them are even that funny jesus christ.

The funny thing is that all of those comments are from videos depicting animal cruelty. It doesn't make one any more noble to wish hell upon those who treat animals cruelly. To say you want to jump rope with someone's intestines just because they haven't treated an animal like a king makes you look much more psychotic than the one in the video.

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Off Topic / Re: Hilarious YouTube comments part 2

« on: May 23, 2012, 09:02:04 PM »

YOU loving SICK, SADDO'S I HOPE YOU GET STABBED A MILLION TIMES, R.I.P POOR DOGGIE, loving loving BITCHES, I WANNA COME THERE AND KILL YOU!
LilPetChannelZ 1 week ago

I.hope this bitch dies or rottons shes lucky the poor puppy cant do.nothing I would definitely kill her dumb whiteass and beat her loving.child like she did to that dog
boostedaristo 1 week ago

WHAT A loving CUNT I HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELL AND loving GETS TORTURED EVERYDAY GIUHRFJKTERGFUHKJRGTFDV I WANT TO loving STAB THIS loving BASTARD YHU;.PFSDKJGTFV
gdzhshf 1 week ago

loving cunt!!! I hope to god someone injected your urethra with hot, and salty lemon juice. You sick bitch. It wouldn't be so fun if it was you in the dog's position with someone even more forgeted up than you, now would it? I wish I could meet this girl to show her what NASTY is.
xmoonXcricketx 3 months ago

STUPID AMERICANS THEN YOU CRY CUSE TALIBAN TAKE DOWN YOUR TWIN TOWER JUST AT SEE ALL THE stuff STUPID NORTH AMERICANS DO TO HUMANITY & ANIMALS JUST LIKE THIS VIDEO 9/11 MAKE LAUGH STUPID friend WITH NO HONOR. HAS MORE HONOR KILL AN ENEMY THAN A ANIMAL IS NOT DOING NOTHING TO YOU, HEY UNITED STATES I PROMES YOU I WILL BE THE BEST TERRORIST THE WORLD HAVE EVER SEEN ;) I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY SOUL & HOPE SEE ONE OF YOU STUPID forgetS AT MY CITY TO BEHEAD YOU
35981hcjhgj 2 days ago

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread- Elder Scrolls Online announced

« on: May 23, 2012, 07:43:12 PM »

I'm excited for Dawnguard.
Anyone think it likely that it'll take place on Solstheim, after setting Bloodmoon there?

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Off Topic / Re: What Instruments You Play?

« on: May 23, 2012, 07:34:04 PM »

Saxophone, whistling

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Games / Re: What console/system do you play on?

« on: May 23, 2012, 07:29:48 PM »

I'm only a console gamer because I have the worst computer ever built.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread- Elder Scrolls Online announced

« on: May 23, 2012, 07:27:54 PM »

I can't.
I give TES VI 5 years

If it's five years, then it most certainly won't be on current consoles.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread- Elder Scrolls Online announced

« on: May 23, 2012, 07:23:42 PM »

and it'll probably come on the next gen consoles

I can see it being on both current consoles and next-gen, depending on its release date.

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Off Topic / Re: Finally, the summer has come to save us all! update: +activities

« on: May 23, 2012, 06:17:08 PM »

Next Thursday.

It snuck up on me.

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Off Topic / Re: What's your keyboarding GWAM?

« on: May 23, 2012, 06:16:35 PM »

GWAM = Gross Words A Minute

How fast you type.

I get anywhere from 70 to 100, and I can go no higher.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (the OP is back after 5 years and fixes title)

« on: May 23, 2012, 06:09:59 PM »

You get a black hole.

/thread

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Off Topic / Re: Head Rushes

« on: May 23, 2012, 05:53:57 PM »

All the time.
I was sick with some diabolical flu a few weeks ago, and it was so much worse than usual, like where the room actually spun.

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (the OP is back after 5 years and fixes title)

« on: May 23, 2012, 05:52:06 PM »

You get one of those souvenir pennies that your parents always wanted to get whenever they went somewhere more than twenty miles away.

* Man 2 inserts a table lamp.