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Off Topic / Re: Search Your Full Name (First, Middle, Last) In Google Images

« on: January 16, 2012, 07:28:08 PM »

My middle and last names are Austin Green.
Guess which celebrity shows up in an image search? T_T

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 16, 2012, 04:11:49 PM »

Even though Dovahkiin can easily get his skull shattered by a giant.

So can Chuck Norris.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 16, 2012, 02:05:02 PM »

Dovahkiin doesn't blink.....reality pauses.

Dovahkiin is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous.

Dovahkiin doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Dovahkiin.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Dovahkiin is called Logic.

Dovahkiin doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Dovahkiin won American Idol using only sign language.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Dovahkiin stories.

Dovahkiin has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afriad to move.

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Off Topic / Re: Smoking weed is better than not smoking

« on: January 16, 2012, 07:01:37 AM »

I really want to think that website is a crock of stuff.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 16, 2012, 06:58:46 AM »

Nobody on my new assassin, nobody on my old warrior, nobody on my older mage, nobody on my yet older assassin, nobody on my first character.
:D

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 16, 2012, 04:52:04 AM »

My favorite part of this game though, is when a dragon is just flying around in the background.  All music fades, and you hear the wails of the dragon and its echoes throughout the land.

Then the majestic creature sees you and challenges you to combat to the death. You're forced to slay this beautiful thing and devour its soul. Necessary, but sad. :c

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: January 15, 2012, 10:59:41 PM »

The Litterbox has landed...
this is one small step for a carolcat... one giant leap for carolcatkind...

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 15, 2012, 10:07:54 PM »

I walked out of the ruin Avanchnzel to view a beautiful sight: a fiery sunrise, shining on the golden forests of the Rift. Before me, far to the east, the Velothi Mountains dominate the background. In the distance the Lake Honrich glitters in the morning sun like a blue blaze among the sea of birch trees. God, I love the Rift. <3
"You probably thought this Cave Bear was alive.
And this Frostbite Spider was alive.
And this Sabre Cat was alive.

NOPE.

Just Vilvan with another well-placed paralyzing arrow."

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 15, 2012, 08:52:18 PM »

I wish cooking was more useful in this game, maybe restore a little more health.

Maybe, but it's damn good fun.

I've been approached at the Riften Docks by a rather agitated Argonian(she very nearly let my contract escape T_T) named From-Deepest-Fathoms. After a brief, somewhat one-sided conversation, she thrust a Dwemer lexicon into my hand and tasked me with returning it to the ruins of Avanchnzel, southeast of Ivarstead. I received a quest thereafter called "Unfathomable Depths". Intriguing. I shall have to undertake it post-haste. Oh right, then I gutted my target with a dagger. Good times.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 15, 2012, 08:26:53 PM »

I've packed my things from Hjerim(including about a shipload of foodstuffs; a chef's gotta be prepared for an impromptu supper after all) and I'm moving into the Dawnstar Sanctuary. I could have asked for more containers in the master bedroom, but at least the damned weapon rack works. Food and weapons(odd combination, I know) go in the dresser(yet odder, I know). Valuables, books that didn't fit on the bookshelf, notes, and journals go in the chest at the foot of the bed. Clothes go into the mannequin's inventory, special weapons of course go on the weapon rack.

Let's take inventory of our pantry, shall we?
-11 Ale
-3 Apple Cabbage Stew
-1 Beef Stew
-118 Cabbage
-6 Cabbage Potato Soup
-96 Carrot
-5 Clam Meat
-6 Eidar Cheese Wedge
-2 Eidar Cheese Wheel
-3 Elsweyr Fondue
-20 Garlic
-103 Green Apples
-1 Horker Loaf
-6 Horker Meat
-4 Lavender
-17 Leek
-24 Leg of Goat
-4 Leg of Goat Roast
-1 Mammoth Snout
-2 Moon Sugar
-17 Pheasant Breast
-6 Pheasant Roast
-134 Potato
-6 Rabbit Haunch
-16 Raw Beef
-12 Raw Rabbit Leg
-135 Red Apple
-51 Salmon Meat
-3 Salmon Steak
-123 Salt Pile
-4 Sliced Eidar Cheese
-1 Sliced Goat Cheese
-110 Tomato
-5 Tomato Soup
-15 Vegetable Soup
-9 Venison
-2 Venison Chop
-2 Venison Stew

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 15, 2012, 05:35:07 PM »

Blacksmiths and General Goods stores sell them a lot at higher levels. Even at low levels, Belethor in Whiterun sometimes has some.

Ebony appears in smiths and general stores at level 27.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 15, 2012, 04:11:02 PM »

In my lust for the blood of Vittoria Vici, I neglected to realize that today, Fredas, 1st of Morning Star, 4E202, is Tamriel's New Year's Day. It also happens to be Clavicus Vile's summoning day.

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Off Topic / Re: Let's send a letter to President Obama.

« on: January 15, 2012, 03:08:28 PM »

I wanna Twansformuh fohr Chwismuhs!

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 15, 2012, 03:04:12 PM »

My Dunmer looks like Rasputin.

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Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls Megathread - Skyrim wins Game of the Year! 10 million+ sold!

« on: January 15, 2012, 11:55:53 AM »

I just killed the emperor

for Sithis!

And also, I'm the best freakin' chef in all Tamriel.