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^Not tons of stuff images, stuff tons of images.
Lololol

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Games / Re: Mutilate-A-Doll thread 2: limbs limbs limbs
« on: July 16, 2011, 05:53:16 PM »
Tip: Never increase the size of a ragdoll's head. It will make your internet unresponsive.
And on the subject of size change:

That's how you make the play space bigger: By making the objects smaller.
Please be sure to scale the density accordingly if you do not want tiny ragdolls getting crushed under the weight of a regular-sized ragdoll.

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So where does Optimus' trailer go when he transforms? :o

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Off Topic / Re: If you had a chance to kill the above user...
« on: July 16, 2011, 05:23:26 PM »
'Reference got' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
That settles it, I'm not murdering you.

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Off Topic / Re: If you had a chance to kill the above user...
« on: July 16, 2011, 05:17:36 PM »
I'd simply deny your existence.
You'd promptly vanish in a puff of logic.
+1 if you get the reference.

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Off Topic / Re: ouch!
« on: July 16, 2011, 05:15:17 PM »
What the devil possessed you to impale your tongue upon a piece of metal and expect it to look good?

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Off Topic / Re: If you had a chance to kill the above user...
« on: July 16, 2011, 12:59:38 AM »
I'd ask Notch to delete you in the next Minecraft update.

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Off Topic / Re: If you had a chance to kill the above user...
« on: July 16, 2011, 12:45:05 AM »
I wouldn't hurt a fly.
I certainly would. Damn insects.

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forget yeah, Autobots. Sign me up.

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Off Topic / Re: If you had a chance to kill the above user...
« on: July 16, 2011, 12:40:29 AM »
I would dig out your intestines with my fingernails, and then scratch off the skin on your skull.
Surely you can do better than that.

I'd use a pair of safety scissors to cut off your ear, pour salt on the wound, then saw off your lips with a hot butter knife. I'd dig your eyes out of their lids with my own fingers, and put the lips in the eye sockets and chop off your hands so you can't get them out. I'd hack and slash at your torso with a butter knife until your skin is torn to shreds, then force-feed you the shreds of your torso skin while I dig your heart out with a spoon.

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Off Topic / Re: If you had a chance to kill the above user...
« on: July 16, 2011, 12:34:58 AM »
First I'd saw off your leg with a rusty piece of scrap metal, and beat you across the face with it until your jaw is shattered. I'd chop your tounge off with the same piece of metal and force-feed you both the tongue and the scrap metal. I'd cut out your eyes and sew the eyelids shut, and if you're not dead by then I'd force your face onto a burning skillet until the skin of your face catches fire. Then I'd slit your throat and tack you up on my wall as a trophy.

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Off Topic / Re: If you had a chance to kill the above user...
« on: July 15, 2011, 11:50:13 PM »
Now as for you...

I'd shove a baseball bat down your throat.

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Off Topic / Re: If you had a chance to kill the above user...
« on: July 15, 2011, 06:58:05 PM »
I wouldn't kill you.
I'd torture you and keep you alive until you beg for death.

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Well that is nice but i learned from my mum that i shouldn't accept stuff from strangers. ;P
Especially not weapons of mass destruction.
I'm sure if a child enthusiast wanted kids to get in her car these days, she'd just say she has an AK-47 in the back. Kids' minds are poisoned.

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Off Topic / Re: Name 3 Facts About Yourself
« on: July 15, 2011, 05:52:55 PM »
1. I am a human.
2. I live on the planet Earth.
3. I have a computer with internet access.
 :cookieMonster:

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